I’m kind of tired and don’t have a lot of coherent thoughts to string together into a post today. She (you know who) is in rare form today. I was clearly supposed to zip over there and ask what’s wrong, but I didn’t. I already know: it’s someone else’s fault. It always is.
Random thoughts:
1) Why are people so fascinated with Lindsey Lohan? She’s in rehab … again. She got busted for driving drunk … again. Seriously. The girl’s biggest claim to fame is the remake of Freaky Friday.
2) I got my special American Idol issue of Entertainment Weekly last night. I don’t know who any of these people are. I’ve never seen a single episode of the show. (Yes, I’m sure I’m gay.) I do, however, own the Star Academy CD (it’s the Arab world’s version – I picked it up on a lark in Cairo. The singing is awful. It didn’t make me want to watch the American version any more.)
2.5) I think that Blake kind of looks like a toad.
3) What in the world is “Christian debt management?” Is that where you pray real hard to make your debt go away? In that case, I practice Christian checkbook management: “Dear Lord Baby Jesus, please let there be enough money in my account to cover this payment.”
4) I don’t like any of the people running for president. That’s not true. I like Bill Richardson. He won’t win. I’m terrified that Mitt Romney will win and the alien invasion foretold in The X-Files will begin shortly thereafter. To be perfectly honest, the idea of an alien invasion is one of the more palatable thoughts about what a Romney presidency would bring. At least it would be an unexpected twist.
5) Some guy with TB managed to fly home from Europe despite the fact that he was on the no-fly list. And yet, your country is safer than it was before 9/11. Someone explain that one to me? Why isn’t Congress going bonkers over this? What has all that money supposedly going to Homeland Security been used for? Hiring illegal aliens to build the fence to keep out the illegal aliens?
6) The Big Gay Sketch Show isn’t that funny. Although the sketch where Rachael Ray got mugged repeatedly was amusing.
7) It took several viewings, but I suddenly realized that the woman hosting the video clip Brian posted yesterday looks like a young, sober Patsy Stone. I had to research that one thoroughly to make sure…
And I’m spent. For the moment. I’ll return with a more coherent post later …
Tags: american-idol, funny, government, lindsay-lohan, politics, SHE, Television
From gym, meeting Wendy from work for lunch, the Chelsea Flower show, picnicking in Kensington Gardens, hosting book club, to collecting some crockery from Jonathan?s neighbour for our new house. On Saturday we headed to Jim?s in … Random Access 5) Some guy with TB managed to fly home from Europe despite the fact that he was on the no-fly list. And yet, your country is safer than it was before 9/11. Someone explain that one to me? Why isn?t Congress going bonkers over this?
Well tonight went well, I’m a bit stuffed on sushi and flourless chocolate cake, but I had a really nice time. Earlier Chris was mentioning, among other things, that he doesn’t really care for The Big Gay Sketch Show. On many of the sketches they do I’m inclined to agree, but the Logo Life Tips segments crack me up. After the jump, the one that made the first episode totally worthwhile
I wasn’t sure what I’d think of the Big Gay Sketch Show – some of the funnier sketches have been not very gay at all, I loved Chicago Style Yoga, oh and Lesbian Speed Dating and Lesbian Phone Sex. Hm, could it be that someone’s found a way to make lesbians funny? The Logo Life Tips sketches do crack me up though. “How to make ice” and “Make your own glitter” are a scream. Maybe I’ll post one of those clips later.
OK, I did enjoy lesbian phone sex, too.
“Origami comes from the Greek word ‘oregano.’”
Maybe “You Know Who” should go over to my alma mater. No names mentioned, but I know one or two prof’s who may benefit from her assistance.
1. I have been oblivious to Lindsay Lohan and her drunken party antics. She, Britney, and Paris need to have their own reality show where they’re in rehab. Will it be a bigger trainwreck than the Flavor of Love Girls go to Charm School?
2. American Idol never got my attention, though I did follow the blog buzz on the love child of El Debarge and Michael Jackson (AKA Sanjaya), who inherited neither singer’s talent, but has MJ’s feyness down. Hopefully he doesn’t take after Michael Jackson in some other ways.
3. Another ploy to get your money. This works with Evangelicals, who have given money to Jimmy Swaggart, Jerry Foul, & Pat Robberson for no better reason than they were Christians. They want Baby Jesus to blesss your checkbook into their pockets.
4. If we’re going to have aliens, let’s have Apollo (Jamie Bamber) take us over. At least we know how good he looks in a towel.
5. EEEwww! Yikes!
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