Oh, ¡tosquito!
Baby gone back to jail. Sorry, dear Paris, I guess your lawyer is going to have to find some other way to get you out of jail than trying to claim that orange jumpsuits cause mental duress.
Here, fishy fishy fishy 
OMG, I am, like, so totally happy that Paris Hilton is out of jail already because of a medical condition! You guys, I totally knew that Paris wouldn’t have to stay in jail so long because she’s, like, such a cultural icon and stuff, and it would be so totally boring if she stayed in jail like a total month and a half.
OMG I LOVE PARIS SHE IS MY BFF!!!!!
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