{utkhowaga}: Yo
{}: yes?
{utkhowaga}: do you happen to know who’s covering for Professor N while he’s out of town?
{}: hm, good question. I don’t know.
{utkhowaga}: i was afraid you was gonna say that
{}: I suppose we could ask his TA.
{utkhowaga}: ok, who’s his TA?
{}: although then we might find out his TA is covering, and that wouldn’t be good
{}: it’s ____.
{utkhowaga}: … do i know who that is?
{utkhowaga}: the only ____ i know is the other one … i think?
{}: yeah this is another ____. tall, blondish-brown hair. always a half-smirk on his face.
{utkhowaga}: hmmm
{}: he’s kind of cute, so if you’d seen him, you would know him.
{utkhowaga}: oh, wait, is the one who looks like you can see his abs through his shirt?
{}: hm, I never noticed that. but he seems fit enough. could be him
{utkhowaga}: man, if HR ever saw half of the stuff i say i’d be in so much trouble …
{}: that you would
{}: so his email is ________ if you want to ask him out, er ask him about Professor N.
{utkhowaga}: oh, you’re a funny funny woman.
{}: I try![]()









Hell if he’s that cute and doesn’t mind a dating commute give me his e-mail address!
He’s straight. And married (to a woman, no less). It is legal for hot boys to be straight. Unfair, but legal.
The funny thing is that he has the same first name as another student who’s ever so slightly flaming gay, so we always have to clarify which of them we’re talking about because it presents a completely different mental picture…