Chris 2 sent the following message out yesterday to the staff:

I forgot to send out a note asking for agenda items for tomorrow’s meeting – sorry about that.

Anywhoo, I’ll be accepting them until noon tomorrow. That’s right, a mere *TWO* hours before the meeting begins.

If nothing else, we’ll have officials intros to our two newest staff members, updates, and, possibly, a special appearance by Food Network’s very own Rachel Ray… and by “possibly” I mean “absolutely no chance of.”

Which spawned the following IM conversation:

hopelesskhowaga: She spells it “Rachael,” you know. I think we should discuss how we can get a contract with Satan with as many benefits as hers.
chris2: So, you’re saying you want a “friends with benefits” contract with Satan like she has?
hopelesskhowaga: Well, when you put it that way … Gee, that gives me a whole new insight into her perkiness. I’ll never be able to look at her the same way again!

I knew there was something fishy with that woman …

Tags: khowaga, rachael-ray, work