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Welcome to my Web site. My name is Chris, and I’ll be your host. I live in Austin, Texas, with my partner, Ray, and our child dog, Mocha. You can read more about me, learn 100 random things about me, and if you’re wondering what the heck a khowaga is, click here. Feel free to browse, read, and leave comments!

12 of 12: January 2008

I’ve known about Chad Darnell’s 12 of 12 project for a while now, but I keep forgetting to pay attention to when the 12th of the month occurs. Usually, I’ll suddenly realize what day it is around noon, at which point half of the day is gone.

The basic idea is that you shoot 12 photos over the course of your day on the 12th day of each month. I don’t have the most exciting day to report, since it’s January, and we ran errands today, but here goes my first 12 of 12:

9:19 AM: Mocha wants her bone. Now.

Mocha wants her bone. Now.

I’m not the latest sleeper on the weekend. Usually the dog wakes me up because she wants out (we close the door to the bedroom to keep the heat in during the winter), and then it’s a contest to see how long I can ignore her before I give in. See, Mocha gets a bone in the morning. Usually, Ray gives it to her when he leaves for work (since I leave so early that she usually just moves into the space I’ve vacated on the bed and goes right back to sleep). On the weekend, however, she tries to double dip by getting me to give her one, and then trying to convince Ray to give her a second one when I’m not in the room. She’s very clever, that girl of ours.

9:29 AM: Brew.

Brew.

Now, of course, it’s time for Daddy’s morning necessity, which involves ground up coffee beans and boiling water. (We’ve already had this discussion … )

11:10 AM: Scannin’ for viruses.

Scannin' for Viruses

My computer in the office has been giving me problems, so I decide to do a full-on virus scan. It turns out that the problem isn’t a virus, it’s just a particularly nasty bit of spyware that crashes Windows Explorer when Symantec deletes the file. The good news is that it’s gone now, and we’re all much happier.

11:12 AM: Hawai’i's finest chain restaurant dining.

Hawai'i's Finest Dining.

While the virus scan is running, I start flipping through some of the magazines and brochures that my parents gave me when they found out that Ray and I are going to Hawai’i (like, five minutes after. We’re not going until April).

You’ll notice from this photo that my parents and I have wildly different tastes. They went to Hawai’i and had dinner at the Outback. Oh yes, they did.

11:21 AM: My dog thinks she’s a cat.

My dog thinks she's a cat.

I like to joke that Mocha thinks she’s a cat. This is why. She’s deceptively large — she’s 45 pounds, but she’s lanky, so most people think she’s larger than she actually is. She has this habit of sitting precariously balanced on the back of the love seat in front of the windows in the living room (for the record, her feet are on the windowsill that we have given up on trying to clean, and will just repaint someday). When we first moved into the house, we installed plantation blinds in this window and she eventually broke enough slats that we took them down and put up shears so that she can look to her heart’s content without breaking anything.

12:48 PM: The Toll Way to Heaven.

tollway to heaven

And we’re off! It’s not the most exciting trip: lunch and Costco, but I wasn’t going to go all glam just for 12 of 12.

Austin is in the process of rapidly expanding its freeway system, and paying for it by making the new roads tollways. I’m still paying, and I’m still loving the time it saves. I know this makes me a bad person.

1:01 PM: Lunch at TacoDeli.

lunch

Lunch at TacoDeli! It’s always busy.

1:33 PM: Life in a shopping cart.

costco

After lunch, it’s on to Costco where, once again, we were able to successfully navigate the parking lot without being condemned to Hell. We have enough storage space to accommodate a year’s supply of paper towels, and we were out of a lot of things today. Hence, it was a shopping cart kinda day at the Costco…

2:13 PM: Roadside Boogie-Woogie.

dancing dude

On the way home was the Dancing Sign Guy. I dunno who he is, but he’s out there every Saturday holding a sign for a nearby computer store, and dancing away. He’s not grooving to any known beat on Earth, but he sure does look like he’s having fun!

2:29 PM: Mail call.

mail

We stop at the mailbox to pick up the mail. Ray grabs my camera and takes a photo of me getting the mail — I have no idea why.

The entire county is classified as rural delivery, even though we’re definitely not rural.

4:36 PM: Stats check.

mint

Checking my stats. Blame Brian. He’s the one that told me about Mint in the first place.

The part of this photo you’re not seeing is revealed here (this isn’t part of the 12, it’s just here for illustration):

mocha

5:08 PM: A Wish Fulfilled.

mocha's wish

The reason for the above is that when the sun starts to go down, it’s time for Mocha’s walk, and she will not let you forget about it. Occasionally, she’ll run to the door and start pawing at the knob, but she wouldn’t do it when I had the camera out. Spoilsport.

Anyway, that’s 12 for 12 for January 2008! I know I’m wrapping this up a little early in the day, but I don’t want anyone to know what sort of programming we’ll be watching on the TV today. It would ruin my credibility as a media snob :smile:

Happy Weekend!

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10 Responses to “12 of 12: January 2008”

  1. tracey says:

    your dog is precious. – fellow texan and 12 of 12er. great pics.

  2. Aww but look at Mocha’s face in the first photo! Who could resist those big eyes…

    And then the expression on her face in the second photo of her (the one balanced on the loveseat) – it’s almost the “Ruh roh, they caught me!”, except you obviously know she does it.

    Glad you did 12 of 12 this month!

  3. Poun says:

    OMG your dog is sooo funny, I like the idea of the cat thing !! haha !!
    Yay you’re going to Hawaii I so wanna go there !! (one day !!)
    Awesome pics :wink:

  4. Matt says:

    Mocha is adorable … we have a dog that thinks she’s a cat, too. Change the color of the fur and I’d swear those were pictures I took!

  5. Michele says:

    Your dog has the sweetest face! OMG – what a little manipulator – we all know who runs your household.

    The dancing sign guy is a riot – he’d be right at home here in NYC!

  6. Hibe says:

    Hello Chris,This is Hibe (aka Gary). I’m participating in the 12 of 12 challenge also.

    I think Mocha needs a thought bubble or two. The first pic… “Hurry up and take the picture, I’m hungry. Oh how I hate the twelfth.” …lol

    I have included in my 12 of 12 homepage a link to the page you listed with Chad. If this is not permissible with you, please email me Hibe@rcn.com or drop a comment at http://hibes12of12.blogspot.com/ . Please feel free to post my link if you wish.

  7. Beth says:

    Mocha is beautiful! Welcome to the club!

  8. susan says:

    LOVE the Costco shot! but why go there and not eat there?!?! lol!!

    Mocha is a very smart dog who has you guys trained well! Had to laugh about going to Hawaii and eating at Outback. We actually ate at the Old Spaghetti Factory one night because my son has this goal to eat at every single OSF! :roll: (he is 11)

    Great job on your 12of12!!

  9. Chris says:

    Wow! Lots of comments! I hope you all don’t mind terribly if I don’t tell Mocha how famous she is worldwide — we wouldn’t want her to get a big head :wink:

    And yes, she does run the house … although we still try to assert ourselves as the dominant life forms occasionally, she’s learned how to weasel her way out of trouble with a cute look more than a few times.

    @ Michele: [begin random reference] the dancing sign guy kind of reminded us of the episode of Flight of the Conchords where Bret becomes a sign guy [/random reference]. It kind of seemed like our sign guy might be making an inner music video, too.

    @ Hibe: it’s not just the twelfth that Mocha hates … it’s every morning. She follows me around the house and sits and stares at me until I give in and give her a bone. If I try to go back to bed, she’ll sit and stare down at me. It’s rather creepy, actually … kind of like she’s trying to be the Hypnotoad. (Drat, I knew there was a reason not to own all five Futurama box sets!)

 

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