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12 of 12: April 2008

It’s time once again for 12 of 12!

I knew going in that this month’s 12 was going to be kind of a letdown.  We came back from Hawaii two days ago, and I had originally feared that this month’s series would consist of “Here’s the big pile of laundry we have to do.  Here’s the mail we have to go through.  Here’s the suitcases we haven’t put away.”  However, we got through most of our “big” chores yesterday, so that’s fortunately not the case.

By the way, if you’re really into torture, I have an entire gallery of photos from our trip to Hawaii.

The other slight problem we’re having is massive jet lag.  Honestly, I’ve never had eastbound jet lag this bad before – we’re both sleeping really late (like, 11 o’clock) and waking up thinking that it’s around 7:30.  Considering I have to go back to work on Monday — and get up at 6 am to do so — that’s going to be a real fun day, I’ll bet…

On to the photos!

So, a couple of months ago, Ray forwarded me this article introducing a new product called “Batter Blaster.”  While we were out spending a ridiculous amount of money at Costco yesterday, replenishing all the stock that we let run out before we left, Ray found it there.

Batter Blaster is to waffle batter what Easy Cheez is to … well, non-dairy “cheese” products.  It’s pancake batter in a can.

I originally made a rather disparaging comment to the effect of “Oh, god, that looks totally organic [eye roll].”  Fortunately, we didn’t have crow around, or I would have had to eat it because, as it turns out …

I know, I still don’t believe it either.  Anyway, the waffles were pretty good.  They weren’t the macadamia nut pancakes with coconut syrup we had for breakfast at the Wailana Coffee House in Honolulu last Saturday morning, but that’s probably a good thing.

Then it was off to the local comic book store.  Ray had entered a trivia contest — or had thought that he had, anyway.  It turns out that no one actually put his name in, so he didn’t play, and I got bored staring at stuff around the store because I’m not a huge comic book fan.

It turns out that I know the guy who certainly seemed like he was going to win (he’s won several years in a row) — he teaches in the next classroom over from a friend of mine.  I remember him having a really annoying sense of humor (which is clearly still true), and also somehow managing to work the fact that he was gay into a two minute conversation.  Several of his students were there to cheer him on, too.  I guess times really have changed.

When we got home, I got around to putting the hibiscus decal I bought in Hawaii on my car.  I put it on the door to the gas tank, because I saw several cars on the island that had done that and I thought it looked kind of neat.  We’ll see what I think in a couple of weeks, but it was a $2 decal and it comes off.

Then it was into the backyard for some long-needed work on the garden.

I needed to pull up roots and cut down last year’s perennials so that they can grow back again.  The problem is that the fire ants have moved in to a number of crucial areas, including the flower pot where I want to put the bird of paradise that we bought in Hawaii:


So, I put down ant poison, and will have to finish the job tomorrow when I can do so without fear of being eaten alive.

In the meantime, Mocha found something smelly to roll in.  Yay.

Taking a break from the garden, I’ve been trying to work on getting photos together so that Ray and I can have pictures to show various coworkers and friends when we get back on Monday.

Even two days out, it’s hard to remember where I took them all.  Over my shoulder, I could feel the silent stare of the dog, attempting to beam her desperate request to be taken for a w-a-l-k directly into my head.  We try to keep the time of day consistently around 5:30, but that doesn’t stop her from starting to beg around noon.

She has, as I’ve mentioned previously, a tendency to sit in the most obtrusive places so that there’s no way you could possibly miss her demands.

Finally, in the evening, Natalie came over for dinner and we watched Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, which is over the top funny and definitely worth viewing, even if just for the scene where Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Jason Schwartzman, and Justin Long play the Beatles.

I made maitais.

They’re very simple: one part light rum, one part dark rum, two parts pineapple juice, and a splash of grenadine.  The trick is to mix the rums and pineapple juice and then splash the grenadine on top so that it kind of looks like a sunset.  Very island-y.

And that’s 12 of 12 for April.  Hope all is well!

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