Ray and I went to see Watchmen on Sunday. Apparently I’ve been living under a rock, because I wasn’t quite prepared to see Dr. Manhattan’s Big Blue Dong on the screen. I didn’t realize until afterward that the full frontal nudity has been burning up the InterWebz.
All I’m going to say is this: the thing that struck me about it wasn’t the fact that he was naked. It’s that, well, as impressive as the CGI-generated phallus is … they don’t actually hang that way in real life. I kept thinking he looked like the animated guy they put on the Voyager Spacecraft.
If you’ve seen it … I’ll bet you know exactly what I’m talking about. Gravity ain’t that powerful.
