Sitting in the alleged “dining area” at the Hollywood/Fort Lauderdale International Airport.  We left Austin this morning, and will, JetBlue willing, be in San Juan, Puerto Rico, this evening.

I had to take a moment to record for posterity just how bad the “dining options” [sic] here are.  $11.86 bought me a small salad and a bottle of soda.

There’s free Internet, tho.  This doesn’t quite make up for it.  You can’t eat the Internet.

I think somewhere, there’s a law of diminishing returns on price vs. quality of airport food … and I think FLL has surpassed it.

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