So, I haven’t posted recently. Well, here’s the story: on the way home from Atlanta, I was kidnapped by Tuareg nomads who happened to be roaming the luggage carousel at the Atlanta Airport for no particular reason, and I was held for a ransom of three thousand kilograms of gummy bears and a crate’s worth [...]
I’m back! I missed a month last month — it was very upsetting for me, but it couldn’t be helped.
Let’s launch right in, shall we?
8:06 am: Mopey Mocha
Y’know, you’d think that it would make Mocha happy when I stay home from work, but it just seems to confuse and depress her…
8:37 am: Smile Pretty for [...]
Allow me, if you will, a moment of political incorrectness that nearly every member of the flying public has had at some point or another.
You’ve boarded an aircraft. You’re in your seat, and there is an empty seat next to you. It’s now late in the boarding process, but people are still coming down the [...]
I’m back home in Austin. I flew home on Friday, a long day that involved a lot of nodding off in odd places. I had to leave for the airport at 1 am, so there wasn’t any actual sleep (I tried to nap a little in my hotel room, but I kept jerking awake out [...]
I knew I was in trouble when I saw the Ettihad Airways 777 trundling up to the gate ahead of us shortly after we landed at Cairo Airport. Terminal 2 — referred to in cruel ironic fashion as the “new” airport, even though it is now the oldest and smallest of the three terminals — [...]
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