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Archive: ‘Asides’
Open Note …
Friday, August 8th, 2008Holy Food, Batman!
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Just as I was all set to write a fun article about the latest religious-icon-in-food appearance (“Allah” in a slab of as-yet-unidentified mean in Nigeria), Epicurious beat me to it. From the Virgen of Guadalupe in cafeteria grease to do-it-yourself Jesus toast, it’s all here. Check it!
Morbid Humor
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008Not that it’s such a laughing matter, but I am somewhat fascinated by the fact that no one seems to know whether the president of Zambia is dead or not. Granted, I’m not a licensed medical professional, but it seems like it should be one of those things that would be pretty easy to check…
Today’s stupid question is
Monday, June 23rd, 2008Exactly how much pot (and crack) do you have to smoke in order to contract emphysema at 24??
My Favorite Battlestar Galactica Theory Yet
Monday, June 16th, 2008… is that the remaining fifth Cylon is Wall-E.
