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Archive: ‘Books’



Book Review: The Good Husband of Zebra Drive

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

CoverIt’s the end of winter in Gaborone, Botswana, and in the combined offices of the Number 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency and Tlokweng Road Speedy Motors, heart-pounding things are taking place. Charlie, the older apprentice, has taken his leave of the erstwhile J.L.B. Matekoni to start a taxi service, Mma Makutsi is considering leaving the employ of Mma Ramotswe, and … worst of all … the office has run out of red bush tea.

Nothing much ever really happens in the Botswana of Alexander McCall Smith’s No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency series, which invites visitors for an eighth time with The Good Husband of Zebra Drive. It says something that the Guardian, of all publications, ran a satire of the last book (Blue Shoes and Happiness) that condensed the entire story into a single news column featuring a conversation between Mma Ramotswe, Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni, and Mma Makutsi over several cups of strong bush tea.

The books aren’t really a mystery series – very little is mysterious even in the parts of the book that deal with actual cases at the detective agency (in this book, Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni gives it a shot, with results anyone can see coming chapters before the grand reveal). They’re more a slow, methodical reflection on life and the pleasure of simple things: the domestic, nurturing relationship between Mma Ramotswe and Mr. J.L.B. Matekoni, the understated excitement of Mma Makutsi’s engagement to Puthi Radiputhi, the excitement of Charlie’s new (and predictably short-lived) business venture … along with the bothersome but kind Mma Portukwani, and Mma Makutsi’s disturbing new ability to talk to shoes.

I’ve had the pleasure of listening to the audio version of most of the books in the series, read by the South African actress Lisette Lecate, who has become the voice of Botswana for me. She’s certainly taken most of the guesswork out of figuring out how to pronounce the names in the books (it took me forever to realize that what I was hearing as “Naughty Mokoty” was the same character that I’d read “Note Mokote” from the first book), and the vocalizations that she gives to each character are so spot on that it’s difficult to go back and read the text later without lapsing into the rhythms she establishes.

In this world of thrillers and The DaVinci Code and the like, it’s nice to read a book that relishes the use of simple language for simplicity’s sake (not unlike Ernest Hemmingway) and engages in universal truths from a group of people who aren’t unhappy (most of the time). Don’t get me wrong — I love books like that (OK, not The DaVinci Code) and I do love my history books and big sweeping sagas featuring heroic princesses and nebbish princes and endings where the cowboy and the knight run off together and leave the maiden home to set up Neverland’s first gay bar.

On the other hand, it’s refreshing to read a book where the only thing I really have to keep track of is who drinks what kind of tea (Mma Makutsi doesn’t like bush tea — this was a scandal from book 3 or 4), and wonder if we’ll ever find out what the younger apprentice’s name is. Perhaps that will be the excitement waiting the next time we’re invited to Tlokweng Road for afternoon tea.

Book Review: Hitler’s Peace

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

Hitler's Peace: CoverI’ve been a fan of alternate history novels for many years. There are a lot of bad ones out there, many of them featuring space aliens (those I’m not such a fan of) or completely implausible plots that are so far-fetched that history dorks like myself have a hard time swallowing their basic premise long enough to get in to the story.

There are three basic types of alternate history novels. The first consists of books that take their point of departure at a real point in history, introduces some science fiction-y twist, and goes from there. I don’t tend to read these — I like science fiction, but I don’t quite buy into the concept of space aliens fighting for (or against) the Nazis for some reason or another.

The next category of alternate history novels take their point of departure from a real point in history. They’re usually set in the aftermath, so that the details of the change from the actual timeline are revealed slowly, over the course of the book.

The first alternate history novel I ever read, Nevil Shute’s On the Beach falls into this category. On the Beach tends to get classified as an antiwar novel, which it certainly is, although I rather think that its depiction of post-World War III Australia qualifies it as an alternate history book. Over the course of the novel, which begins long enough after the war that the shock has worn off, we get to know a group of characters las the last few habitable spots on the planet succumb to increased radiation levels and they all die. It’s grim stuff.

One of my favorite books also falls into this category: Fatherland, by Robert Harris. Fatherland is set in Berlin in 1964, a generation after Germany’s military triumph over Europe in the second world war. It’s a classic of the genre, as familiar historical terms — Holocaust, Cold War, European Community — have been given new meanings that are slowly revealed over the course of the book. The book focuses on the unlikely alliance between an American reporter and a criminal investigator in the SS as they investigate the murders of the attendees of the Wannsee Conference, at which the details of the Final Solution were worked out. Unlike some of the other novels that depict a German victory in the European theater, Harris’ Nazi empire is creaking under the weight of its success. The war generation is weary of decades under fascist rule. The younger generation takes the spoils of victory for granted making generally unenthusiastic consipirators in the drive to keep the Reich afloat. Add to this the sudden development of a breakthrough in peace talks with the Americans, and the race to the finish line is heart-pounding.

The third category are novels that take a moment in history, create a series of events that didn’t happen around it, and then resumes the historical timeline. They present a subtle “what if?” — and Hitler’s Peace is one of these.

Willard Mayer is a professor of philosophy at Princeton who is recruited by the FDR administration to prepare a report on the authenticity of a leaked file detailing the massacre of Polish army officers at Katyn Forest prior to the meeting of the Big Three at Tehran in 1943. At the same time, Himmler is sending out feelers to see whether the Allies would be willing to negotiate a diplomatic solution to the war. There are many in the American camp who are uneasy about the alliance with the Soviet Union, feeling that Stalin is capable of far worse than Hitler, and want to consider the German offer. Many of them question whether America is making a big mistake by turning a blind eye toward Stalin’s purges and human rights violations. It’s a stirring alternative to most of the American collective memory about the war, which recalls a fully unified front of ‘patriots.’

There’s also plot afoot within the Gestapo to assassinate the Big Three at Tehran, a beautiful Polish seductress in Cairo, a grumpy Winston Churchill (go fig), and a surprise guest at Tehran that took me completely by surprise (hint: it’s not the shah, who is relegated to the background in the book just like he was in real life).

By the end of the book, the course of history has returned to the one we’re familiar with — it’s the points in between that are the intriguing part of this book, and it’s an interesting ride. Phillip Kerr is a meticulous writer who knows his subject, and it’s a great ride over the course of the tale. We get to meet most of the major players in the war, and we get a sense of them as people — even Hitler himself. Ironically, the least likable character is that of Willard Mayer, who’s a little too complicated for his own good. The end of the tale — which isn’t a surprise, since it builds up over the last half of the book — seems rather contrived and rushed, as if Kerr recognized that he had to make a strategic choice as to whether to radically alter the course of history and couldn’t figure out how to avoid it in a slightly more graceful manner.

There’s an interesting endnote in which we find out that a lot of the book’s plot twists are real — and offers up a more detailed examination of the still unanswered historical questions that form the framework of the plot. It’s interesting stuff.

I’ll give this one a 7 out of 10.

New Harry Potter Cover

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Those of you who are die-hard Harry PotHeads have probably already seen this. For the rest of us, however, here it is: the newly released cover design for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

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Gotta say, I’m a little underwhelmed. I expected more death. Or maybe more hallows. I dunno. What say you?

Book Review: Sellevision

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

400px-sellevision-picador.jpgIt’s rare that a book makes me laugh when I’m driving to the point where I have to pull over to the side of the road because I can’t see, but Sellevision, the first book by Augusten Burroughs (Running with Scissors; Dry) did the trick.

Unlike everything else he’s written, Sellevision is a work of fiction … well, it’s 100% fiction, let’s put it that way … and it’s basically a book that starts off wrong and progresses to unbelievable depths of absurdity from there. This can all be explained in greater detail by looking at the very first sentence: “You exposed your penis on national television!” As I said, it starts off wrong – in the best possible sense of the word.

Sellevision is the story of a home shopping television network (named, naturally, “Sellevision”) and the self-absorbed, vapid people who work there. Predictably, they all desperately need to be taught a lesson so badly that you find yourself laughing at their misery as their lives fall apart. The story revolves around four main characters. There’s Max Andrews, the owner of the aforementioned penis, who spends most of the book trying to find employment after being fired (which happens on page 2), finally finding himself in … well, it’s kind of obvious, all things considered, but I won’t ruin it for you. There’s Bebe Friedman, who is predictably unhappy about being Jewish, forty and unmarried — her story is actually the bright spot in an otherwise bleak tale, and it’s kind of nice that things work out well for her (I found myself waiting for the other shoe to drop). There’s Leigh, who is being strung along in an affair by Sellevision producer Howard, and finally manages to free herself in a moment of triumph that I couldn’t help but picture. And then there’s Peggy Jean.

Ah, Peggy Jean. Peggy Jean is the hapless heroine of Sellevision. She’s the one who has the farthest to fall and takes the hardest spill. On the outside, Peggy Jean is the picture perfect spouse, mother of three boys, and Christian working mother. But it’s when her perfect world starts to fall apart that things get funny, and, like an Almodovar movie, you find yourself horrified to actually be wishing awful things on her just to see how she’ll react. Peggy Jean has to deal with an e-mail stalker, a husband who’s eying the teenage girl next door, and a whole host of imagined problems that she tackles by popping Valium, and then drinking wine “to take the edge off.” The story goes downhill by there.

At the end of the book, everyone is in a new and different place. Maybe not necessarily a better place, but a more honest place. Burroughs manages to be optimistic even when he’s being a downer — see Dry, Running with Scissors, and just about everything else he’s written, and you’ll get the point. He can be as biting as Sedaris, but there’s a bit more whimsey, and just a hint of evil irony under the surface.

I’ve been a fan of Burroughs’ for years, but I’d avoided reading Sellevision for years because I figured that a novel by a memoirist — a first book by one who never went back to fiction — couldn’t be very good. And for once, I’m glad to have been wrong.

Book Review: You Suck

Sunday, February 11th, 2007

You Suck cover
I’ve been a huge fan of Christopher Moore for several years, ever since Ray and I were goofing off at the surprisingly gay-friendly outlet of Half-Price Books in the suburb where we live and he discovered a book called The Island of the Sequined Love Nun in the clearance section. (For the record: yes, that was one heck of a run-on sentence, and no, the fact that the bookstore is gay-friendly has very little to do with the rest of what I’m going to say here). After we finished Love Nun, Ray and I culled the aisles at Half-Price Books for other titles and eventually had to graduate upwards and purchase them new at Barnes and Noble (and we don’t do that for just anyone).

Christopher Moore is, to put it mildly, a very sick, twisted individual. But in a good way. His stories generally feature strong-willed female characters (including a former B-movie actress who appears in The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove and The Stupidest Angel: a heartwarming tale of Christmas Terror who used to play She-ra kinds of characters and occasionally morphs into believing she actually is said character, metal underwear and all). The strong alpha women are mirrored by laid back, complete loser male characters (see: Charlie Asher, who becomes Death … or something like it … in A Dirty Job) of a variety that Moore eventually comes to refer to as the “beta” male. Beta males have survived over the years, Moore explains, because they were the ones left to console the women of the alpha males after they all got killed fighting dinosaurs or waging crusades.

The New York Times rather liked You Suck, Moore’s latest book, a sequel to 1995′s Bloodsucking Fiends. On the other hand, the Times didn’t seem to care for A Dirty Job, last year’s new release, a book I actually enjoyed quite a bit (it probably helped a bit that I listened to A Dirty Job as an audiobook, read by Fisher Stevens, who sounds like he’s trying not to laugh hysterically throughout).

I tend to take issues with sequels, especially ones that start minutes after the first book ends. We seem to have misplaced our copy of Bloodsucking Fiends, and I got a little irritated with the fact that I didn’t know who half the characters were, and that they seemed to be referencing events from the previous book without much explanation. It’s a bit like walking in on a conversation between old friends who are referencing things that happened before you met either one of them. The story took a little while to progress beyond that point, but did eventually get there.

You Suck is the story of C. Thomas Flood, who wakes up on the very first page to discover that his girlfriend, Jody, has turned him into a vampire. He’s not particularly happy about this new development, but he’s head over heels in love with Jody so he’s willing to give it a try. In Moore’s world, vampires automatically go unconscious at sunrise, so the pair needs a minion (“What are we going to do with an onion?”), which they eventually find in Abby Normal, a disaffected high-school aged goth princess (and friend of a supporting character in A Dirty Job, who makes a cameo).

An aside: Abby and her similarly disaffected gothed out gay boy pal Jared remind me more than a little of the Saturday Night Live sketch “Goth Talk,” which featured Molly Shannon and Chris Kattan.

For me, Abby was the funniest part of the book as several chapters are lifted directly from her journal, written in teenage girl (I’m all: “What?” and he’s all: “Get over here,” and I’m all … you get the picture), and frequently referencing her “Nosferatitude.”

On the villainous side of the story is the old vampire Elijah – a character from the last book whose role in all of this I don’t remember (he’s the one who sired Jody, but that’s about as far as I can recall). There’s a subplot involving half a million dollars in cash stolen from Elijah after his yacht was destroyed — man, I need to find that book! — Tommy’s former coworkers from the Marina Safeway and their newly acquired blue hooker, which allows for the inevitable setup, “Haven’t you always wanted to bone a smurf?”

There’s also a shaved cat in a red sweater, but I won’t go there. It’s funnier to read it for yourself.

As I said, I really like Chris Moore, and I really wanted to love this book. It’s a pleasant enough read, and I was giggling aloud at bits (Abby: “I, like the toaster, control the darkness”), but I was lost through a good chunk of it — especially the end when … well, I won’t give it away, but I am aware that I missed the significance of certain events that literally materialize from the fog.

If you’re new to Chris Moore, may I heartily recommend that you begin with one of his other books. Perhaps Bloodsucking Fiends, after which you’ll be all caught up and ready to read this one. And then maybe you can shoot me an e-mail and let me know what I’m not getting?

 

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