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Bidding Farewell to the Sheikh’s Guests

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

The cedar has finally caught up with me. In central Texas, January is peak allergy season, as the cold air makes the cedar trees in the Hill Country release their pollen and sends allergy sufferers like me running for decongestants and nasal sprays. Today, I’m afraid, I’ve lost the battle and the cedar fever has claimed another victim. I can barely muster the energy to sit upright on the sofa and am currently perceiving the world through layers of congestion and nausea.

This has given me a chance to sit down and write about a gathering I went to on Friday night to bid farewell to Robert and Elizabeth Fernea, two of our oldest and most legendary faculty, who are leaving Austin after forty years to move closer to their two daughters in Los Angeles.

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The Ferneas – Bob and BJ to their friends – were among the first wave of American scholars to work in the Arab world after the second world war. Bob has written a series of scholarly works, but I risk his wrath by suggesting that it was BJ who has actually had the biggest impact.

The young couple spent the first two years of their married life in a small village in southern Iraq in the mid-1950s while Bob did field work to complete his dissertation in anthropology at the University of Chicago. BJ, who spoke no Arabic and had no formal training in social sciences, became his accomplice, as she was able to interact with the half of the population that he couldn’t access in the deeply gender divided village. Her account of those years–Guests of the Sheik: an ethnography of an Iraqi village was the first of many bestselling books that she would write aimed at a popular audience. Others would follow, along with a number of documentary films.

Their co-authored book The Arab World was one of the first books that I read on the Middle East. I found it in a small bookshop in Columbus, Ohio, that specialized in remnants, overstocks, and secondhand books when I was in high school, and I still have it on my shelf, somewhere. BJ’s writings about her experiences in the Arab World inspired me to keep track of my own thoughts while traveling abroad and, indirectly, are quite possibly responsible for this blogs, since it began life as a travel log.

The Ferneas settled in Austin in the mid-1960s, and they’ve been involved with the University of Texas in some way ever since. Their activities put UT’s Middle Eastern Studies program on the map, placing it on par with the much better known programs at the ivy league schools.

The last few years have been rough on the couple. BJ has had brain surgery–the only thing that could possibly slow her down. It’s been a shock to see the little woman who’s always darting here and there faster than people a third of her age needing assistance to walk. Bob, too, had a car accident that had him hospitalized for a few weeks although (typical Bob) it still didn’t keep him from telling the nurses how to do their jobs.

I was a student in one of the last courses that Bob taught at UT. At the time, he was in his late 60s, and would show up for class — Thursdays from 7-10 pm — in flip flops, a loud Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to his naval, and short, short, oh-my-god short shorts that left nothing to the imagination. He would sit at the head of the seminar table with his gallon mug of coffee and wrap-around sunglasses perched on top of his bald head and hold court. He was the loudest person in the room — something that he still manages to do.

On Friday night, Bob–who is one of those people who never causes you to wonder what he’s thinking–was wearing a leather blazer and a t-shirt with a screened portrait of Che Guevara in a rainbow gradient. And he managed to correct every single story being told about himself by the dozens of former students and colleagues who came to pay their respects at what I am told is the third such farewell gathering.

They’re an interesting pair. Bob wears controversy like a cologne–if you’re not shocked by what he has to say, he feels like he’s not trying hard enough. And God knows I’ve dodged my share of BJ’s phone calls – the woman is impossible to say no to. And they’ve attracted more than their fair share of controversies for their visibility at anti-war rallies (pick a war) over the years.

But the debt we owe them is profound. We can react to their work, we can accept it, reject it, whatever–but in doing so, we have to take what they had to say under consideration. We can fool ourselves into thinking we’re being more balanced, more fair, that we’re doing it better, but they were there first and they did it first, and we will always be following in their footsteps.

So, farewell to the sheikh’s honored guests as you set off for the next phase of your lives together. You leave big shoes to fill for those of us in the next generation. And we’ll miss you.

New Year’s Massage

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

It’s the last day of the year, and I’ve been trying to think up some way to sum up my thoughts on 2006. The problem is that I don’t have thoughts on 2006. I was laying in bed last night with a bout of insomnia, squished between Ray and the dog (who likes to take her half out of the middle, if you know what I mean), and it suddenly occurred to me that 2006 was an Olympic year. There were Olympic games, weren’t there? I remember something about Torino and the buzz over a hot young snow boarder who didn’t get any medals. That was such a long time ago…

Anyway.

Me and Ray at Fort Qayt Bey, Alexandria

Personally, 2006 was a fairly decent year. Ray went to Egypt with me (his first ‘real’ trip out of the United States) in the summer, and got to see firsthand why being in charge of a group of people does not in any way resemble a vacation. My folks came another step closer to moving to Austin, which is a good thing. Since I moved to Austin, I seem to only see them once or twice a year, regardless of whether they live in Columbus, Ohio, Ocean Springs, Mississippi, or Memphis. My brother and his girlfriend have settled in Chicago after a little bit of a rocky start to their lives back in the U.S. after several years in Korea. I got what the state of Texas considers a “raise.” And a couple of people that I didn’t enjoy working with at all no longer work at the University.

I started blogging on a regular basis, too. Don’t let’s forget that.

I’ve seen a bunch of lists of things that people enjoyed about this year, so here are my highly subjective picks for the best of 2006:

Best film(s) I saw this year:

Little Miss SunshineLittle Miss Sunshine. I understand that a lot of people viewed this as an emperor with no clothes sort of film: a much ballyhooed film that’s a critics darling that just doesn’t deliver in the theater. I know this because that’s Ray’s opinion of it.

For me, I haven’t laughed so hard at a movie in a long time. I enjoyed every single minute of it, and I may have to break down and purchase it on DVD.

The other contender, Volver,which I expect to enjoy highly as well, hasn’t opened in Austin yet, so that will go in the 2007 list.

I also greatly enjoyed Casino Royale, not that I think it was the best film of the year. Another movie that circled me due to circumstance before I finally got to see it is an Egyptian film called The Yacoubian Building.

The book has just gotten a wide release in the U.S. — naturally this was after we had to comb Cairo to find a copy in English because every bookstore kept selling out (it’s been out in Arabic for years). It got to the point where we started acting on rumors that a small mom-and-pop store in a distant neighborhood might have a copy with a torn cover hidden under the counter.
The Yacoubian Building was the biggest budget film ever made in Egypt, with a budget of 30 million Egyptian pounds (about $5 million), and the production values shine through. In Egypt, both the book and the film are risqué – in the U.S., they’re kind of bland, but one has to bear in mind that issues like corruption, fundamentalism, sexual harassment and homosexuality are taboo in film and literature in Egypt, so the book caused quite a stir — and several of the more religious-minded members of the Egyptian parliament tried to ban the film even while it was playing to packed houses every night. Unfortunately, it’s probably not going to get a wide release in the U.S., which is too bad. The copy I saw wasn’t exactly legal, but enough to get the point …

Best book(s) I read this year:

1047-shantaramI’m kind of surprised to find myself glowingly recommending a book like Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts. In all honesty, I didn’t actually read this book – it was read to me. I’ve been a huge fan of audio books since I started getting stuck in traffic on a twice-daily basis (and since NPR started turning me into a ranting lunatic).

Shantaram is the story of Lindsey Ford, aka, Linbaba — neither of which are his real name — an Australian bank robber who escaped from prison and eventually makes his way to Bombay, where the story opens. The books spans several years, quite possibly includes every one of Bombay’s millions of residents, has enough organized crime to make The Sopranos look like it belongs on PAX-TV, and is written in an amateurish “I must end every chapter with a profound thought” style — and I loved every single second of it.

We listened from late August till mid-December. I despaired on days when Beverly (my co-worker and carpool mate) and I didn’t ride in together because it wouldn’t be fair to listen to the story without her. It’s the sort of story that makes you laugh out loud, weep a little, and wish it hadn’t ended. I don’t care if the sequel is another 28 hour, 900 page read. I’ll be first in line.

Best Show(s) on Television that I’ve Seen

Do I even need to identify Battlestar Galactica as my pick here?

This has been a pretty decent year in Television. My Runners-up (in no particular order):

  • Epitafios (not new, but I watched it this year, and this is my list, so it counts … )
  • My Name is Earl. Come on, even my parents like it…

I’m starting to get over Lost, and I’ve still got a wait-and-see attitude about Heroes and Studio 60. I still enjoy Family Guy, even though it jumped the shark a long time ago…

Most indispensable Web site(s):

Wikipedia. It’s still a work in progress, and God knows that it always needs to be double-checked, but as a first stop, Wikipedia is a good pick. Especially if you need to check the spelling in another language…

The New York Times. I know, I know. Rather predictable for me — but I like the New York Times, and I can’t afford to pay for it to be delivered (not that I’m sure they’d even deliver to me in the ‘burbs), so I stick with the online version.

I could take this list further, but I’m running out of steam.

Anyway. I gave up New Year’s resolutions a long time ago, usually because I don’t ever keep them. For those of us who work in academia, August is a much better time to make “new year’s resolutions.” Not that I did then, either.

I hope, however, that 2007 is a more peaceful year than 2006, and that we get ourselves on the road to national reconciliation. This country is quite a factional mess right now, and it would be nice to stop all the name calling and start working together for once. Of course, that’s something I wish every year, and it never comes true, but for the next ten and a half hours, I can hope, can’t I?

Enjoy New Year’s Eve. Be safe. Be happy. And see you in 2007!

(p.s. Before anyone points out that the title of this post is misspelled, let me explain: I read a headline this morning about “Castro gives Cubans New Year’s message,” except that I misread the title as “Castro gives Cubans New Year’s massage,” so I clicked on the article and expected to read something completely different. I mean, he’s going down the hill, so it’s the sort of weird and eccentric thing you’d expect from him, right?)

My (lacking) Sense of Snow

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

And now we come to the part of my blog where I review a book I’ve recently read.

I finished reading Orhan Pamuk’s Snow some time ago, and I’ve been putting off writing my review of it because I didn’t have much to say, and somehow I figured that was because I hadn’t finished absorbing it yet.  I’m not sure I’ve finished absorbing it yet, but I have at least come up with some things to say.

Orhan Pamuk recently won the Nobel Prize in literature, for being a bigger-than-life contributor to the world of the literati, and for putting Turkey on the map, culturalistically speaking.  (I know that’s not a real word).  His books bridge east and west, pulling together the various cultural forces that have combined to create the modern Turkish nation, etc etc etc.

The problem is that I also have yet to read a single book of his that hasn’t made my eyelids extremely heavy.  His prose varies from lyrical to convoluted to turgid, and he is one of the few writers that I have ever read that can make sex scenes boring.  Granted, I’m not really into the boy-on-girl action and tend to skip over it anyway, but comparisons to worshiping at temples are a dime a dozen, and the last thing we need is a discussion of sacred temple architecture.

The last book of his that I read – My Name is Red (Benim Adım Karmızı) was reminiscent of Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose (another book that cured me of insomnia).  I did enjoy it – it was like visiting a carnival.  Every chapter of My Name is Red is told from the point of view of another person.  Also, there’s a murder that must be solved, and it sort of pushes the plot forward. 

Everything that I didn’t “get” about Snow can best be summed up as follows.  The protagonist (I almost called him a “hero,” but that would be awfully inaccurate) is named Ka.  The title of the book in Turkish is Kar.  The book takes place in a town called Kars.  There’s a link between these three, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out what it is.  The obvious one would be that Kars cannot exist without Kar, and neither one can exist without Ka.  Except for the fact that this isn’t a true statement.  Ka doesn’t live in Kars, and his visit there (the plot of the book) can best be described as a near disaster.  Also, snow melts.  However, it’s the snow that’s keeping Ka in Kars for the duration, but then it would have made more sense to name the protagonist Karsı or something … you get my point.

The plot of the book can best be described as this: Ka, a Turkish writer who lives in Germany, arrives in Kars in the midst of a snowstorm.  He has ostensibly come to Kars to write for a European newspaper about the recent suicides of several young girls who all wear headscarves (more about that in a minute), but he has actually come to find an ex-girlfriend, İpek, who has recently divorced her husband who happens to be one of the local Islamist politicians. 

The girls have been killing themselves rather than remove their headscarves, despite the fact that the local politicians have decided to bar girls from wearing headscarves to school.  Aha!  You think.  Here’s a plot ripped from today’s headlines: Turkey in the grips of Islamism versus westernization, the girls are a metaphor for the struggle, etc., etc.

And you might have a point, right up until the entire town gets locked into an auditorium and shot at, which seems to happen with frightening regularity in Kars.  Also, there’s a subplot involving İpek’s sister, Kadife, and her Islamist underground cult figure leader boyfriend, Blue (Mavı in Turkish – there’s no wordplay going on there.  I checked.) who may or may not be guilty of stuff.  Then there’s the local militia leader, who wants to be a great actor, and his wife/girlfriend, who actually was a great actress for about 20 minutes three decades ago and won’t let anyone forget it.

Weaving in and out of all of this is Ka, who is a poet of great acclaim (or so we are told), who writes all of these poems with names like “To Be Shot and Killed” that we are told are great and epic, but we never get to read any of them.  (On occasion, the poems are described to us, which I find extremely irritating.)  The problem with Ka … other than his name – as anyone who has read a Stephen King novel published since the mid-1980s knows, King over uses a concept called ka as a rather annoying plot device in all of his books, and finding a character with the same name doesn’t make me want to like him on principle.  The problem with Ka is not that he’s not likable — it’s just that after 300 pages, you realize you don’t know a damned thing about him.  He’s a robot.  He has no emotions.  He has some attachment to İpek.  He loves her (or so we’re told).  He wants to be with her (or so we’re told). 

Tragedy swarms through the village.  Girls die.  People die.  Children die.  But Ka is a stranger, and seems to feel that none of this affects him because he can leave someday.  And he can.  And that’s the problem — he’s so detached, that I wanted to detach myself from his story by putting the book down and walking away from him.  In the end, Ka seems to be as cold, blank and featureless as the snow. 

Oh.  Wait.  I just figured it out.

Evidence of Sentient Laziness

Friday, December 15th, 2006

I’ve had a book overdue from the UT library for, like, months. They let you renew online, but if you don’t do it on time, the book gets reported lost and they send you a bill for some ridiculous amount of money that they claim is equal to the cost of replacing the book (because so many people are waiting in line to check out Royal Mamluk Architecture of Cairo: A New Interpretation).

Anyway, since it’s both a very slow day and about 80 degrees out (seriously – have we magically transported to the Southern Hemisphere?), I decided to walk the troublesome item that’s been sitting within arm’s reach of my desk for six months back to the library and finally get the whole thing taken care of.

Did I mention that the book came from the Architecture Library, which happens to be in the next building?

I may have mentioned my lazy tendencies before, but I thought I’d bring it up again, just in case it somehow slipped through …

The Post Holiday-Weekend Slump

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

It’s always hard to return to the normal routine after a long weekend, especially one that involves overeating. Yesterday, I was pretty much useless around the office. After four cups of coffee by lunchtime, I was still falling asleep at my desk, and my stomach was grumbling most of the day because I couldn’t just go to the fridge and pick out something to much on. Well, I could, but the fridge here at work resembles a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong, so I try not to much unless I really want to convince people that I’m sick and need to go home.

That’s OK. I need to lose weight now so that I can overeat at Christmas.

The post-shopping weekend was fun. Ray and I went to see Blue October on Friday night and Imogen Heap on Saturday night, both at standing room only venues, and my legs are still stiff. Ray wanted me to blog about “the ten rules of concert going.” Most of them had to do with personal hygiene issues (there were a couple of really rank people at Imogen Heap) and “don’t stand in front if you’re seven feet tall.” I don’t usually take blog requests, and when I offered to let him write his own post, he declined. (The offer still stands, dear.)

Last night we stayed in (it being Monday, and a harsh Monday at that) and watched The Da Vinci Code, aka “What’s up with Tom Hanks’ hair? And what accent does Paul Bettany think he’s doing?” In case you’ve been drifting in a lifeboat for the past two years, this is the movie based on the book that got various religious groups all in a tizzy because someone might see it and think that the Bible is untrue. I find this amusing, because apparently these religious groups feel that their grip on their adherents is so weak that it takes a single badly written work of schlock fiction or a Ron Howard movie to cause a crisis of faith.

When the book first got noticed, there were all of these “responses” that popped up on the shelves of our local bookstore for “people who got confused by The Da Vinci Code,” which quoted chapter and verse of scripture to prove that the book was based on false pretenses. What I found so amusing about this [spoilers follow] is that the book claims that scripture was falsified to hide something, so how is quoting chapter and verse of said scripture going to prove that it wasn’t? Hmmm?

Also, it’s a work of fiction, people – and not a terribly good one at that. Unclench.

Speaking of books, over the weekend, The New York Times published its annual list of the 100 Notable Books of the Year. I’ve read exactly one of them (but I’ll keep you in suspense by not telling you which one). This is usually the case, since I can’t be bothered to walk all the way over to the University library to browse for books (it’s three whole blocks away). I am, however, finally making headway on the 2002 list, since most of those books are now out in paperback.

OK, what it really means is that I just read crappy books like The Da Vinci Code and then rant about how badly written they are to make myself feel better. There, my dirty little secret is out.

I’m off to get a second cup of coffee and start the day. Have a good one!

 

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