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Open Response to Matt

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

There’s an interesting discussion going on over at Matterdays, and I found myself wanting to weigh in without taking over the comment section of his blog for my own big fat political rant.

This follows on the issue I brought up in my last post, namely that some supporters of Hillary Clinton find themselves unable or unwilling to support Barack Obama in the fall election and have instead decided to vote for John McCain.  I still stand by my assertion that the rift in the Democratic party is too raw at the moment, but that over the course of the remaining months between now and November a number of Democrats who’ve made this decision will change their minds.

This isn’t to call them wishy-washy or question the strength of their beliefs–after all, the day after Bush won the last election I was one of those people who swore up and down that I’d emigrate rather than spend another four years under Bush, and the best I’ve managed to do is spend an average of three to four weeks out of the country each year.  Things change, aches heal, and people change their minds.  I suspect that many will.  I also suspect that many won’t.

I should start off by saying what I like about John McCain.  It’s nothing specific.  It’s just that the prospect of a McCain presidency doesn’t fill me with dread the way that a Bush presidency has.  Part of this has to do with the fact that I believe that a McCain administration would actually be run to a large extent by John McCain, whereas I live under no illusion that George Bush has had very much to do with what has gone on for the past eight years.  McCain is his own man, and he has experience.

The reason, however, that I plan to vote for Barack Obama in November is that, in McCain, I see a lot of policies that I don’t agree with remaining the same.  McCain is a hawk, especially when it comes to the Middle East.  Given that I spend quite a lot of time in the Middle East, this worries me.  I don’t particularly think that we should sit down at the negotiating table with Iran until they’ve made some serious concessions, but I also think that suggesting that we need to bomb Iran-even in jest-is unproductive and harmful.

The notion that we need to be prepared to spend the next 100 years in Iraq is equally as harmful.  I’m firmly of the “we broke it, we must fix it” mindset, but that’s stating outright that we’re planning to annex the country.  It doesn’t go down easily in Baghdad, and it doesn’t go down easily with me either.

On the issue of gay rights, I don’t actually see a gay rights champion among any of the finalists in this campaign – Hillary included.  None of the final three supported gay marriage.  Obama supports the idea of civil unions and, at the risk of being labeled a self-hating homo, I can’t in all honesty argue for more.  I think gay marriage is an idea whose time has not yet come–50 years ago, people didn’t marry outside their church, for heavens sake!–and we’ve seen a lot of DOMAs enacted in hasty response.  Here in Texas we have two.  When it comes down to it, I expect Obama to bend less on this issue than McCain, but again I’m playing party lines.

Matt’s commenter says point blank that he doesn’t trust Obama.  I don’t have any reason to trust any politicians, period.  I don’t trust one more than the other.  When it comes right down to it, Obama is an unproven politician.  So was JFK.  In my mind, however, it’s a simple choice of the devil I know vs. the devil I don’t.  And, frankly?  I’ve seen what the devil I know is capable of, and I don’t like it.

In my heart of hearts, I believe that, while Obama may not be the savior his supporters claim he is (sorry, Will), he’s certainly not going to be worse than what we’ve had for the past eight years.  The mere fact that he recognizes the country is on the wrong path–and hasn’t been along for the ride and is now actively trying to pretend he hasn’t–is enough for me.

Fighting Dirty

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Matt beat me out of the starting gate on the righteous indignation front this morning with his post calling out the die-hard supporters of Hillary Clinton who have decided that the most constructive thing they can do now that she’s conceding the race to Barack Obama is to instead vote for John McCain.

I find this distressing on a number of levels — a lot of people are raising the banner of unspoken racism in the charge that “There’s just something about Obama that I don’t trust.”  There’s also that e-mail running about accusing Obama of being a “secret Muslim” (intriguing, given the whole fracas over Obama’s connection to his decidedly un-Muslim pastor), with the unspoken set of equally racist charges that implies–to whit that, by vent of being a secret Muslim, Obama is actually the leader of the Great Islamic Fifth Column who will reveal his true form once in office and make his first act to send the military into private homes and staple veils on everyone’s heads.  It’s amazing what some people believe is possible.

That whole brouhaha aside, I must raise the question: for the past eight years, we’ve had a President who thinks he’s God’s warrior, and look where that’s gotten us.  Even if Obama were secretly Muslim or the anti-Christ, as some have charged–could he really do that much worse that the current occupant of the White House?

Back to the split in the Democratic party.  It’s been a long campaign, and it’s not over, even if we’re feeling a resolution to a long, drawn out process that we all expected to end in February.  Despite the fact that the two fought a relatively clean battle themselves, their supporters have entrenched, and I understand that for the Hillary-ites, defeat is not easy.  But John McCain is an easy way out, not a noble sacrifice.

Hillary, for her part, isn’t helping much by making overtures for the vice-presidency.  If she continues to push the issue, she paints Obama into a corner: if he picks her, then he demonstrates that he’s weak and that she’s the more powerful politician on the ticket, even if she’s running in the Number 2 slot.  If he doesn’t pick her, he risks alienating her supporters even further.

For the record, I think that when it comes right down to it, the biggest danger is that Hillary’s supporters won’t vote for McCain – it’s that they’ll stay home in November and not vote for anyone.  And no self-respecting homo should vote for a Republican, <em>period</em>.  Not after the past 8 years.

I have to wonder whether a lot of this is just posturing in the wake of defeat — maybe, once the Obama-McCain race truly starts, Hillary supporters will be able to move on and support the Democratic party.  For the sake of our country–heck, for the rest of the world–I certainly hope so.  I don’t know if we can wait till 2012 for a change — if we keep going down the path we’re on, there may not be a 2012.

Frenzied Media

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

I just read with some bemusement Will’s rant about the New York Times (it was about an article I didn’t read, although I did pause and go ” … huh,” when I saw the blurb).  Will is concerned that the venerable NYT is attempting to capture a market share formerly held by the National Enquirer.

Fear not, young William!  For I have proof positive that the New York Times is still aiming above the heads of most Americans.

I will admit that I have, out of morbid curiosity and an impending case of mouse elbow (from cut-and-pasting repeatedly), been checking the various news outlets to see if there have been any developments … oh, what the heck — to see if Hillary’s seen the writing on the wall and called it quits or if she’s going to attempt to singlehandedly cause the Democratic party to implode.  Hillary, babe, love ya, but enough is enough already.  The fat lady done her bit and has moved on to the afterparty.

Anyway, I ran across this little bit that proves that no matter how hard the NYT tries to go after the National Enquirer, it’s not going to get there easily.

In a piece entitled “Barack Obama: Calm in the Swirl of History,” Michael Powell informs us that, “Mr. Obama is a protean figure who inspires devotion in his supporters but remains inscrutable to critics.”

Come again?

I consider myself a relatively overeducated individual, but what the hell does that mean?

Fortunately, the New York Times lets you double click on words so that you can double click on, say, protean to discover that it means “Readily taking on varied shapes, forms, or meanings.”

Ah!  So, what Mr. Powell is saying is that “Mr. Obama is a shapeshifter, not unlike a werewolf.”  See, that I understand.

See, Will, this is why the New York Times will never, truly, replace the National Enquirer.  Because when they start reporting on rural folk in the great plains who claim to have seen werewolves and space aliens,  they’re likely to actually use the word “protean” in the course of the article.  High-level discourse, low-brow content.

And really, isn’t that what America’s all about?

A “what-if” moment …

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

It’s a particularly gray morning in Austin – overcast and 52, with spitting rain that’s supposed to give way to downpours and an eventual afternoon “high” of 43.

I drove in this morning with Bev, both of us listening to NPR on the radio (neither of us are talkative in the morning – this is why we carpool well together) and the usual sort of journalistic mental masturbation we’ve been hearing a lot of about the upcoming presidential race. They were interviewing one of the Super Delegates (cue theme music: duh da da daaaa!) because at this point it’s pretty clear that the Democratic nomination is probably going to be in their hands.

My mind drifted off because, well, I’m bored with the whole thing. The blessing is that we won’t have the Republicans and Democrats sniping at each other for months on end, but that’s only because we’re going to have the Democrats sniping at each other in the interim.

And then a phrase from the radio caught my attention: “They’re going to need some sage advice in order to walk that fine line between assertive and being negative.”

And it just clicked in my head: Hillary and Obama need Tim Gunn!

Granted, this thought might have come into my head because I watched the Project Runway finale last night, and I remember thinking, as I always do, that some of the contestants are just stupid for not listening to Tim Gunn. When Tim Gunn offers you advice, you take it. When Tim Gunn offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.

Tim to Chelsea Clinton: “This ’3 AM’ ad worries me. Make it work.”

And then I had this mental image of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton standing on the runway at Parsons, and Heidi Klum saying to one of them, “Congratulations. You are the winner of the Democratic nomination for President. [looks at the other candidate] I’m sorry, that means you’re out. Auf wiedersehen.”

This would, of course, be after Michael Kors goes after Obama: “We’ve seen that same blue suit over and over and over again. Navy blue just screams, “I’m a politician.” What’s wrong with a little thinking outside the box. We need to bring back color.”

Nina Garcia would then tell Hillary, “The pants-suit is so masculine. You are a woman. Don’t be afraid to show that feminine side of yourself once in a while.”

And then guest judge Victoria Beckham would say something like, “I used to be a Spice Girl, but now I take myself way too seriously and pout all the time.”

The really funny thing is that it seems to me that Heidi Klum might be the only judge in America that either party won’t try to sue afterwards …

On My Mind

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

It’s been a few days since I’ve written a “real” post — ironic for me, since I’m usually heavy on the words and light on the photos. It’s like we’ve all shifted into that Parallelland that I wrote about a few days back. Ah, Paralelland.

So, in no particular order, here’s what’s on my mind:

I still don’t know who to vote for. Now that it’s become rather obvious that the Texas primary on March 4 will actually mean something, my deer-in-the-headlights approach to choosing a candidate seems like it’s a little less advisable, and yet … {stares at the pretty lights .. it’s so beautiful! … crash!}

I decided, on the recommendation of a friend who is having problems making up her mind like I am, to visit Glass Booth, a site that features one of those Cosmo-type quizzes where you rank the relative importance of a number of issues, choose your stance on them, and then it splits out a list of candidates that best match your political outlook.

I should clarify here that my specific problem is that I can’t pick between Obama and Hillary. I have a number of friends who have come out strongly for the Obamanator, while I, myself waffle back and forth (I think Obama has a better chance of winning the White House against MCain, but I think Hillary has a better shot at getting a second term).

This quiz, unfortunately, didn’t help much. According to Glass Booth, my best match as a dark horse candidate I’ve never heard of. I don’t think he’s on the ballot in Texas — I’m not even sure he’s still in the race. It also did little to solve my confusion: Obama is a 74% percent match, Hillary is 71%.

I was more than a little stunned to find out that Mike Huckabee is a better match for me, at least according to this survey, than Bill Richardson was. I would be willing to guess, however, that the issues on which I differ with Mike Huckabee (such as: whether or not I, as a homosexual man, should be allowed to continue to live; and whether or not the world is 6,000 years old) might all be deal breakers, whereas I suspect that my major differences with Bill will be more in the area of whether I am strongly or just mildly opposed to providing tax breaks to large corporations in exchange for moving large portions of their workforce out of the country.

By the way, in case you’re not local, Obama and Clinton are going to debate at my esteemed institution this Thursday. I was originally rather disappointed to find that the debate is going to be held on a day I’ll be out of town (in DC), but since then we’ve come to find out that no one from campus can actually go. The entire event — save for a paltry lottery of 100 tickets, issued only to students — is by invitation only.

They’re also holding it in one of the gyms because every single auditorium of size on campus is under renovation right now. Accordingly, the gym (fortunately, not the main one) will be closed down all week for the bomb sniffing dogs and athletic-odor-removal teams to come in and do their jobs.

The worst part about all of this is that someone at UT clearly provided sexual favors to someone else for this “honor.”

Then there’s this bizarre piece in the local news here in Austin: a 7 year old boy was found hanging by a hook in a bathroom in a charter school a couple of weeks back, and the local constabulary has ruled the incident an “accident.” (I should note that the boy died in the hospital a couple of days later without ever waking up.)

Yes, folks, that’s right! This young man, courageous and tired of living life, somehow managed to hang himself from a hook above head level in the bathroom, after which he was able to put the object he used to climb up there away safe and secure so that his fellow courageous comrades and Young Sons of the Motherland would not injure themselves upon entering the room. All hail President Scroob!

Seriously, does this not read like those death notices from Cold War era totalitarian states? “The dissident’s death was ruled a suicide after the state doctor performing the autopsy ruled that the four gunshot wounds sustained in the back of the head, fired from a distance of ten to twenty feet, were clearly self-inflicted.

It do boggle the mind, don’t it?

Anyway. Thanks to all for the birthday wishes! It’s funny how turning 29 year after year after year just never gets old! It’s a quiet birthday so far, but it’s been a hectic weekend, and that’s kind of what I want.

Hope you’re having a great weekend!

 

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