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Friday

Friday, November 7th, 2008

It’s Friday, praise Bob.

I’ve been a ball of stress for too long, and even though the stress part kind of had a denouement (note the usage of a $45 word) on Monday and then with the election on Tuesday night, I think I’ve forgotten how to relax.  I’ve just been on edge for too many weeks.

So, thanks to those of you who offered advice on which photos to send off to my iStockPhoto audition.  Turns out it was all for naught, as this was their response to me, sent barely a couple of hours later:

At this time we regret to inform you that we did not feel the overall composition of your photography or subject matter is at the minimum level of standard for iStockphoto. Please take some time to review training materials, resources and articles provided through iStockphoto. The photographs provided in your application should be your best work. Try and impress us, we want to see how you stand out from the crowd.

In other words, they think I suck.

I question whether or not my stuff is suitable as stock photography anyway.  It’s a bit particular, and I think their restrictions are annoying.  I happen to like my photos of pets, flowers, sunsets, and people.  So there.

Anyway.

I’m being swamped in a deluge of e-mails from California-based friends who are unhappy about the passage of Prop 8.  I, too, am unhappy about it, but I do kind of wonder whether going after the Mormons is really a good strategy.  I mean, look how well that worked for the Islamic world during the whole Danish cartoons thing. At the end of the day, it was the Californians who actually voted for the law which means that maybe the left coast isn’t as liberal as everyone thought.

More frightening to me is the Arkansas law that passed banning unmarried couples from adopting.  They try that shit here in Texas every legislative cycle (because we’re weird, legislative cycles are every two years), but the last time apparently there was so much laughter during the hearing that it never even made it to committee vote, let alone to the full house of delegates or onto the ballot.

So, it’s a mixed bag of emotions as we end the week here.  We have a new president-elect, and the Imperial reign of the Bushes is at an end, and the nation spoke loud and clear about how they felt about the last eight years.  That’s a big thumbs up.

On the other hand, homos always lose.  I feel for California.  We’ve had marriage banned here in Texas already.  In fact, we’ve had it banned twice.  We’ve gotten kind of used to being the failsafe punching bag.

And so, on that note.  It’s almost the weekend, and I plan to laze around and do as little as possible.  How ’bout you?

It’s Log!

Friday, September 28th, 2007

For reasons I am completely unable to determine, this song was going through my head last night, and I’m sharing the wealth. You’ve been warned :wink:

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Happy Friday!

[P.S. Look, Shin! No Arabic!! :smile: ]

Video Monday: The Wheel of Morality

Monday, July 16th, 2007

I miss shows like Animaniacs … well, more specifically, I miss getting out of my dull Wednesday afternoon International Communication seminar (or my Tuesday-Thursday International Environmental Policy class … or my Monday Microeconomics seminar … man, I don’t use anything I learned as an undergraduate!) and retreating back to the dorm to watch Animaniacs before a fun evening of playing “which textbook is the least boring?” (Microeconomics never won that game).

Anyway, some complete loser with too much time on his or her hands enthusiastic Animaniacs fan made a compilation of a bunch of the “Wheel of Morality” segments, and it’s funny how many of the jokes about the Fox network are more true now than ever before … :roll:

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Enjoy!

It’s funny ‘cos it’s true …

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

The Axis of Uh-Oh: When the going gets tough, a tough America sometimes has to turn to evil to fight evil. Onward to victory of some sort … or another … !

Click the image to watch the animation:

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Thanks to 3arabawy for the nod…

Blathering

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything, largely because I don’t have a lot to write about. There’s a whole lot of nothing going on. I saw a bunch of movies this weekend … the (rather weak) remake of The Manchurian Candidate (Meryl Streep as the bad woman? Seriously? I just kept wondering why they decided that she needed to put on 25 pounds for the role … assuming that was deliberate, of course … ). I saw The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. They could have squeezed a liiiitle more Christian imagery in there, but I imagine that they were trying to keep it PG-13 so that the kiddies could go. But seriously. I haven’t seen that much blatant Christian imagery since the end of The Matrix trilogy.

I watched lots of episodes of Drawn Together, the unbelievably raunchy adults-only cartoon series from Comedy Central. And it became slightly disturbing when I realized that the woman who does the voice of Toot Braunstein (the 20s sex icon who is an undersexed alcoholic who cuts herself) was also the voice of Dot Warner on Animaniacs. Seriously, when this is the grand sweeping revelation of your weekend, there’s something a little off kilter, ain’t there?

Speaking of raunchy cartoons. There’s a news report going around that Saddam Hussein has been forced to watch the South Park Movie ‘repeatedly’. In case you missed it, one of the ongoing plot points of the movie is that Saddam Hussein was eaten by wolves, and now resides in Hell where he is Satan’s abusive gay boyfriend. I can’t decide if this should upset me or not. Morally it’s probably not right, but we are talking about a guy who’s on trial for genocide, so I’m really not caring about what’s morally right at the moment. Dear me, does that make me a Republican?

 

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