{utkhowaga}: Yo
{}: yes?
{utkhowaga}: do you happen to know who’s covering for Professor N while he’s out of town?
{}: hm, good question. I don’t know.
{utkhowaga}: i was afraid you was gonna say that
{}: I suppose we could ask his TA.
{utkhowaga}: ok, who’s his TA?
{}: although then we might find out his TA is covering, and that wouldn’t be good
{}: it’s ____.
{utkhowaga}: … do i know who that is?
{utkhowaga}: the only ____ i know is the other one … i think?
{}: yeah this is another ____. tall, blondish-brown hair. always a half-smirk on his face.
{utkhowaga}: hmmm
{}: he’s kind of cute, so if you’d seen him, you would know him.
{utkhowaga}: oh, wait, is the one who looks like you can see his abs through his shirt?
{}: hm, I never noticed that. but he seems fit enough. could be him
{utkhowaga}: man, if HR ever saw half of the stuff i say i’d be in so much trouble …
{}: that you would
{}: so his email is ________ if you want to ask him out, er ask him about Professor N.
{utkhowaga}: oh, you’re a funny funny woman.
{}: I try