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Day 11: Clinging

Monday, June 20th, 2011

Two very different experiences this morning, and the only word I could think of to link them is “clinging.”

First thing this morning, we checked out of the hotel, as for the next week we’re staying with local families to add a bit of local flavor to our in country experience.

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Meet Maria. Maria is Jewish, and one of the local representatives of the Association Israelite du Maroc, whose offices are located adjacent to the synagogue in downtown Rabat. You can’t find it anywhere on the map because it’s not listed. There are also no signs announcing its existence on the street. It maintains an unassuming position in an office block that could best be described as neo-Soviet in its architecture. The locals are extremely protective of it. After the bombing of a synagogue in Djerba several years ago, and also in Marrakesh, you don’t get to know where the synagogue is if you don’t have business there. Whether this is characteristic of what we are told repeatedly is the national attitude of protection toward its Jewish population or because the locals don’t want to deal with the resultant mess and crackdown should terrorists execute a plot in their midst is hard to determine … and probably irrelevant.

Maria looks to be in her sixties, and she bosses around the caretaker, Saieed, with an air that is pretty common to women in the Mediterranean, even on its southern shores. Saieed is Muslim, and wears a skullcap so that he doesn’t have to keep donning and doffing a kippeh every time he enters the room on the first floor where the synagogue is located.

The synagogue is small and, although the visit is scheduled to last over an hour, it’s clear that we’ve seen everything there is to see within moments of entering the single room synagogue. It used to be the school, you see, but they don’t need it any more. There are no children in the Jewish community here. All of the families left – mostly to Canada and France. Israel, interestingly, comes up only as an afterthought. Yes, of course there are some in Israel … but mostly Canada and France. Apparently in Rabat they hung on long enough to get reports back from Israel that the new Zionist entity wasn’t quite as welcoming to Morocco’s Jews as was promised and they decided to seek out better opportunities elsewhere.

Oh, the tourists come, Maria says. They do, and just last week we had a wedding. We are shown the Mikvah, the purification bath where Jewish women are cleansed before their wedding. The grooms get married upstairs, and we are shown where the wedding feast is felt … and, indeed, it’s a room capable of holding a feast and not much else.

There are questions we want to ask, of course, but we know we’ll only get the party line. The Jewish community is, quite literally, dying out here. Without young people the future of what used to be the largest community of Jews anywhere in the Arab world is pretty much written on the wall. And what will become of Maria and her ilk? Who will sit shiva for them when they pass?

The visit reaches an obvious end, even though, as mentioned, our time is supposed to be much longer. We’ve seen what there is to say, and Maria has nothing left to say. It’s a room where perhaps a hundred still gather on Shabbat and high holidays. What more is there to say?

We head down to the street and board the bus, and look up to see Maria and Saieed waving at us as we leave. Soon the block housing the Israelite Association of Morocco is lost among so many other identical ones, and it’s likely that none of us could find the place again if we were asked to do so.

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Our next destination is the Cathedral Saint-Pierre in Rabat, the main Catholic church in the Moroccan capital. We arrive early, having been warned that the 11 o’clock mass is usually full (well, that and there wasn’t much else to do at the synagogue).

We enter the sanctuary to the sounds of an African choir practicing for the mass. Several of us take seats in the last pew – most of us aren’t Catholic, only two or three speak French, the language the mass will be conducted in, and there is an unspoken agreement among several of us that if the mass goes on for too long we’ll leave.

We don’t. At a signal I miss entirely, the congregation rises and the service begins. The pews are full – nearly all of the faces are from black Africa. Many of the women are in colorful garments that are clearly from francophone West Africa. There are more people who appear to be Vietnamese or Laotian than I would have expected to see at this, the far corner of the former French Empire. And there are a couple of very old ladies who appear to be remnants of the French protectorate: they were born here, and they’re going to die here, even though this is no longer their country.

The service is entirely in French, save for an Agnes Dieu prayer in Latin and a hymn sung in what we later identify as Langali, a diminutive language from the Democratic Republic of Congo. A couple of the French speakers consult their neighbors in the pew, and we discover that each week, a hymn from a different sub-Saharan language is introduced. Last week, it was one of the Togolese languages. Who can say what it will be next week?

Outside, after the service, a few enterprising Muslim charity cases hawk the crowd for coin. This is also one of the few places that you can see the sub-Saharan congregate amongst themselves. The ladies who are the wives of ambassadors zip off in cars with their chauffeurs, clearly marked by the orange Corps Diplomatique plates.  The others chat for a long while, and many are still there after we head off to lunch at a nearby Italian restaurant. They’ll spend the rest of the week trying to blend in to Morocco and trying to pretend that the locals don’t resent their presence here.

You see, most of these people don’t particularly want to be here in Morocco. They’ve set their sights a little farther north, and Morocco is just a way point. They’re aiming for Europe.  Many of them may eventually wind up in the notorious Spanish refugee camp in the Ceuta enclave, and its entirely likely that some of them will attempt to cross into Europe … and some will die in the attempt to cross the strait of Gibraltar. Stories are harsh about the traffickers who ply the Strait, almost as bad as those who traffic along the U.S./Mexican border.

And so, I’m left with the thought of clinging hanging in my mind. Two disparate groups of people, barely clinging to existence here in this corner of Africa, waiting for fate to intervene. It’s no wonder they seek solace in religion as often as they can.

12 of 12: July 2009 / ١٢ من ١٢: يوليو ٢٠٠٩

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

It’s time once again for 12 of 12!  This 12th of July, I’m in Cairo, capitol of the Arab Republic of Egypt.  I’ve been out of the US since June 29 — I was in Turkey for 10 days and flew down here on the 9th.  (For the record, and if you’re interested, there are photos from Turkey here).

I’ve been in Cairo many times — I studied here for a year in university — and it’s one of my favorite places in the world.  This is my first visit since 2006. I’m here on a combined business / vacation trip.  Although today is a business day (the work week in Egypt is Sunday through Thursday, since Friday is the communal day of prayer in Islam), I didn’t have any meetings scheduled, so it was kind of a fun day.

7:52 am: Skyping with Ray

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I’ve been waking up kind of early since I got here, and I caught Ray up late at home so we talked by Skype for a bit.  Mocha was in the picture for a bit, but she never quite looked at the camera.  Sorry, Mocha fans, there are no photos of her this month :(

10:00 am: Errands

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After pretending to go back to sleep for a bit, I finally wandered out around 10 o’clock to go pick up my laundry from the place down the street.  The laundry is in the same complex as the supermarket, so I stopped in to pick up some water and soda first, and then carried it all back to the hotel.  It was warm in Cairo today (102 F/41 C), and unusually humid.  This is, lamentably, still cooler than it is at home in Austin.  Tomorrow it’s going to be cooler – by Tuesday, it’ll be 91 (36).

1:56 pm: Christian Cairo

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I met up today with Tarek, our junior professor in modern Arabic literature, and we went down to the so-called Christian quarter.  It’s in the oldest part of the city, which actually predates the city of Cairo by 300 years.  A little-known fact: around 10 per cent of Egypt’s population is Christian, belonging to the native Coptic Church.  In an area of town called Mar Girgis, there are a number of churches and one of the few synagogues remaining in the country, all clumped together.

Tarek and I first hit the Coptic Museum (no photography allowed), and then wandered through the rest of the complex.  Although it’s a tourist draw, most of the people there were Egyptian, which was OK by us.

2:11 pm: St George’s Cemetery

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That’s Tarek taking a photo of the mausoleums in the Greek Orthodox cemetery behind St. George’s Church.  There are a bunch of mausoleums and family plots back there.  I was a bit surprised to find the tomb of someone with the same name as my grandfather — how many Neoklis Triantafillides’s could there have been in the Greek speaking world?

2:16 pm: Water from the Holy Well

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Although it’s not spelled out in the Gospels, the Egyptians have an entire itinerary set out for exactly where the Holy Family (Mary, Joseph, and the infant Jesus) traveled during their flight into Egypt.  In the cemetery is a crypt built over a cave where the Holy Family is said to have sheltered and drawn water from the well above.  As Mary (as Meryem) and Jesus (as ‘Issa) are both revered as prophets in Islam as well as Christianity, you can see adherents of both faiths making pilgrimages at these shrines.

2:51 pm: … you crazy, adorable fool

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The oldest known synagogue in Egypt still in existence, the Ben Ezra Synagogue, is in Mar Girgis as well, although, once again, no photography allowed.  Tarek and I got the royal tour, and were shown to the ‘Ayn Musa, the spring of Moses, located behind the synagogue.  This is said to be the spring where Pharaoh’s daughter drew the baby Moses from the Nile (the synagogue is said to be on the place where Moses pleaded with God to stop the plagues inflicted on Egypt).

3:12 pm: Off to Lunch

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OK, by this point in the day it was really hot in the sun and time for lunch.  Tarek and I had made plans to meet up with some students who are here for the summer, so we set back off for the area where I’m staying and several of the students live.

I am routinely asked by people if I feel unsafe traveling to Egypt as often as I do.  The answer is no – I have been coming to Egypt for 15 years, and I’ve never hidden the fact that I’m American, nor that I’m Christian (I don’t mention the part about being gay, however — that’s one barrier I’m not willing to cross here).  I’ve never been greeted with anything but kindness by people here.

The one place I do feel unsafe is on the road, however.  Egyptian taxis are built like tanks, but it doesn’t stop me from flinching often when riding in them.  Cairo is horrifically congested (by most unofficial estimates there are 20 million people in the Cairo/Giza/Shubra el Khayma metropolitan area) and it can take ages to get anywhere.  The Metro, wisely, is more for local use than tourists (it’s also not air conditioned), so we decided to cab it.

3:44 pm: Decisions, Decisions

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We met up for lunch at Abu Sid, a local upscale Egyptian restaurant.  You can get just about everything they serve on the street, but without the nasty side effects afterwards :)

5:38 pm: Towel Art

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Back on my own, I headed back to the hotel — a small, unassuming place run by a lady who governs with an iron fist.  I had forgotten that I’d hung my socks on the towel rack to dry after handwashing them in the sink this morning.  Hence, the guy who cleans the rooms at the hotel got a little creative with towel placement and left me a duck!

8:05 pm: Sunset

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In my food coma haze, I checked e-mail quickly and read while half watching episodes of the less successful Law and Order franchises (Trial by Jury; Trial by Fire; and Parks and Recreational Petty Crimes Division).  I lose track of the time until I hear the call to prayer wafting in through the window, meaning that it’s sunset.

8:45 pm: Evening Traffic in Zamalek

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I wander out, mostly from sheer boredom, and it’s traffic as usual in Zamalek on a weeknight.  Cars and pedestrians going every which way.

10:06 pm: Dessert before dinner

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One of the students calls to see what I’m up to and invite me to tag along to dinner (they eat late here).  I’m not that hungry, but first we stop in at a local bakery/sweet shop that I’ve frequented since my student days.  They churn out really nice baked goods–baklava, basboussa, kinaffeh–and ice cream as well.

For the record, we didn’t actually eat this stuff until after dinner (the shop was on the way to where we were going).  That would have been totally crazy … *innocent look*

And that was my 12.  How was yours?

Road to Enlightenment or American Taliban?

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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My friend Michael, whose comments appear scattered throughout this blog (so I think it’s safe to use his real name), is a one-man Evangelical Watch. He keeps me up to date on the latest goings-on in the world of American religion, as I prefer to just stay out of it when and where possible. I like to think that he does it so that I don’t have to.

Michael IMed me this morning. “Texas just authorized the teaching of Bible courses in public schools,” he told me.  “We should just go ahead and have Constitution burnings to celebrate … or maybe just institute sharia.”

The push for the Bible course is nothing new — it was approved by the Texas state legislature in their last session, and it’s been sitting on the Attorney General’s desk since then, waiting review for constitutionality.  The AG decided that in and of itself, there’s nothing unconstitutional about it, so long as it’s done correctly.  And therein lies the rub.

My post the other day about my opinions on gravedancing for Jesse Helms sparked a lengthy back-and-forth between me and Michael on IM.  He’s nothing if not passionate, and over the course of the argument I did admit that when I make statements like, “I think it’s inappropriate to dance on Jesse Helms’s grave,” I’m being a bit pollyannish and assuming that everyone has good intentions and means well.

I was, however, surprised by my own laxness about the Bible course.  This could very well have something to do with the fact that I’ve had discussions with people here who want to conduct training for educators who want to teach the course, people who I trust implicitly with these sorts of things.  The next step is that curriculum must be set, standards must be established, and educators must be certified to teach a Bible course, which means that in theory it shouldn’t be taught by anyone who’s memorized the Protestant Bible.

In theory.

On the other hand, I also recognized that Michael had been reading a bit too much about the issue and had worked himself up, something I’ve been known to do when I accidentally stumble across a neo-conversative column decrying the evils of people who live in the part of the world I study, and how all of said evils come from the fact that their religion doesn’t center around Jesus Christ.  (Which fails to explain Jesse Helms or Jerry Falwell, but that’s another story entirely).  First we must lower our blood pressure.  Then we can talk.

I’m curious to see what form this all takes.  Early suggestions are that the Bible course should take the route of teaching the Bible as literature–my preferred method, since it does away with the necessity to establish up front whether the Bible is literal or figurative history (especially for those first few pesky chapters).  Also, in theory, a Bible course should examine things like: there’s more than one version of the Bible: how can that be?

Michael’s concern–which is well warranted–is that in some of the far flung provinces of the state of Texas, where “Christian” means “Baptist” and “non-Christian” means “going to Hell,” the course won’t be taught to meet any sort of educational standards that deny the primacy of Evangelism.  He’s probably not wrong.  On the other hand, such courses are already taught in those places.  I know for a fact that there are a couple of small towns where ancient history is taught “because it’ll be on the test, but remember this is all lies.”

So the stage is set, and the battle will commence right outside my own window (I can see the Texas Education Agency from here … on a clear day, anyway).  I’m going to go start warming up the popcorn.

How come we never thought of this?

Friday, December 7th, 2007

A judge in India has ordered the Hindu deities Ram and Hanuman to personally appear in court in Patna, Jharkhand, on Tuesday or face the possibility of losing property that was given to them and now the subject of an ownership dispute.

If this works, I wonder how soon it will take for subpoenas to be issued to Jesus, Buddha, and Muhammad. Of course, if Ram and Hanuman do appear in court on Tuesday, there might be some other issues to sort out first …

 

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