About Ramblings of a Hopeless Khowaga
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Well, after careful scientific analysis, it seems that the rumored {{post id=”chupacabras-are-alive-and-well-and-living-on-planet-earth” text=”chupacabra corpse”}} discovered in Cuero over the summer was actually a coyote. I can see how it might be confusing. We don’t have coyotes in Texas, normally … oh, wait…
On the flip side, if you bought the T-shirt, it might be worth something now.
Well, here’s another weird thing to come out of Cuero, Texas (which, in case you didn’t know, means leather).
It seems that a rancher down near Cuero discovered some road kill that she swears up and down is the actual, real live… er, dead, carcass of the chupacabra, the legendary Mexican goat-sucker. My favorite part of the oh-so-well written article is the bit where the author explains that said rancher would know a weird creature if she saw it because “she lived in Africa.” Which, as we all know, is a country.
Skeptics, of course, suggest that the creature is actually just a mutated dog … and that Africa is actually a collection of countries … but that hasn’t stopped our plucky rancher from putting Cuero on the map by selling T-shirts for $5. Get yours now!
