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The Day of No Restaurants

Saturday, March 19th, 2005

Saturday, March 19. Clear, 18 degrees.

Today, Kamran, Samer and I went all over creation in a misguided attempt to put some pictures together for a grant that we all got to do a learning unit. Yes, it was the day of the Super Troopers.

We started off in Old Cairo [GP:Old Cairo] – where it really all began way back when. Here one can find the turrets of the original Cairo settlement, a Roman fortress that may or may not have been called Babylon. There’s a bunch of old churches there, a couple of which are associated with the Holy Family during their flight into Egypt (the Roman prefect of Judea, Harod, having had the bright idea to kill all the firstborn sons). Also, there is one of the very few remaining synagogues in the city. It’s all being restored – I didn’t recognize the area, which I remembered as being quite different from the prim, well kept area flooded by French tourists who just kept coming off of busses like the flood of Noah. (Not coincidentally, most of the churches look like an Ark, wooden timbers and all.)

We also went to the mosque of Ibn Tulun [GP:Ibn Tulun], my very favorite structure in all of Egypt (see picture). The restoration effort is almost complete, and I gotta tell you, I don’t like what they’ve done. A few cracks make the old stick out a little more. The minaret is still being restored, thus depriving me of spectacular photos from the top.

Attached to Ibn Tulun is a little museum I’ve never been into before – the Gayer-Anderson house, most famously the scene of a fight between Roger Moore as James Bond and the immortal Jaws, He Of The Silver Teeth, in the utterly forgettable film “The Spy Who Loved Me.” The museum turned out to not be so little – it’s a fully restored merchant’s home from the Mamluk era (12th – 15th century) and was fascinating. Although I did get bored with Kamran and Samer trying to one-up each other with their efforts to read the calligraphic inscriptiong in each room. The museum derives its name from a British major general who lived there in the early 20th century on condition that he leave it to the state on his death. There’s an ever so slightly creepy air to some parts of the house – he was a little *too* fascinated with his Nubian servant boys (and I do mean boys) for comfort… Amusing sidenote: The Museum was a little on the expensive side, so I produced my UT ID and convinced the ticket guard to sell me a ticket at the student rate (half price). Kamran didn’t have his, so we paid full price for him. Samer, being Egyptian, wanted to get the Egyptian price (which is LE 2, compared to LE 15 for me and LE 30 for Kamran), but didn’t have his passport or National ID Card on him, so he sang the national anthem for the ticket guy. Oh, that was funny!

After Ibn Tulun came the great restaurant search. Rania had agreed to meet us for dinner at a Kebab stand in the area of the Sayyida Zeinab shrine. We taxied over there, and it turned out to be closed. So then we got back into our cab (with a Grade A Annoying driver) and went off to restaurant choice # 2. The trip took us through parts of Cairo none of us have ever seen before, and have no interest in returning to. A chicken nearly flew into the cab at one point, and I’m not exaggerating… Restaurant # 2? Also closed. So we went off to Restaurant #3, which was open … finally … as we were starving. After dinner, Samer suggested a coffee house, and – hey, guess what? Choice # 1? Closed. Poor guy. I gave him a little grief over that one.

Anyway. I’m too tired to think analytically. Today was fun. Meeting tomorrow, last minute shopping, then … well, then it’s time to go to bed really early to get up really early to fly home. How time flies …

In the Land of the Fairy Castles

Saturday, July 17th, 2004

Nevşehir[GP:Nevsehir], mid-20s, cloudy with occasional rain

What the heck? It’s supposed to be warm, sunny, and hot, and instead it’s cold and rainy. Naturally, today I was Joe Khowaga in shorts – the shorts our tour guide said should have been OK, and instead I felt really stupid and out of place. I should have known better. Foreigners are given some leeway, but I felt too self conscious, and not because my legs haven’t been getting enough sun.

We left Ankara bright and early (though “bright,” as I just said, should not be confused for “warm.” Warm it wasn’t) and drove south along the main highway between Ankara and Konya to a place called Aksaray. We stopped at a rest stop – similar to the ones that you tend to find on turnpikes and I-95. Where does one go in Turkey when one is driving and wants to pick up a bottle of Coke and a bag of Doritos? To the Shell Shop, naturally. And it’s not a shop where they sell shells, it’s the convenience store at the Shell gas station. Duh.

Cappadocia is the land of the fairy castles. The region – whose name means “the land of the beautiful horses,” because the inhabitants of the region used to pay their taxes to the Persian governors by sending them horses native to the region. It’s a big volcanic plain, located between two volcanoes. The rock is in visible layers that have eroded over time into strange and weird looking formations that resemble pigeon holes, soft ice cream, and fairy castles. Now, this last one has a much more obvious comparison that probably can’t be used by tour guides for lack of decorum, being as they clearly resemble what we in Texas must, for legal reasons, refer to as “personal massagers” (or, more accurately, that which the personal massagers are used to replace.)

The center of Cappadocia is a triangle between the towns of Nevsehir, Avanos, and Ürgüp, and right in the middle of it all is the little hamlet of Göreme. Göreme is the Turkish Luxor – a city with absolutely nothing to recommend it except for the fact that it’s located in prime real estate between the most spectacular of the geographic formations. Today, it’s populated by the wealthiest poor people you’ve ever seen – kinda like Luxor, again, only the population in Göreme isn’t quite as jaded. (“Jaded” being code for “when I tell them ‘no thank you,’ they go away.”)

En route to Cappadocia, we passed through a little village called Özyayla where we happened across the communal bread baking, and the women let us stop to take pictures. Reason why I’m tired of traveling in a group number 874: people seem to be competing with each other – including elbows and shoving – for the prime photography locations. It’s a little pathetic.

There’s a heavy religious element to Cappadocia. The underground city of Kaymakli – our next stop – was an incredible complex seven stories deep where the Christians used to hide during the Arab and Turkish raids of the 10th and 11th centuries. I lost count of the number of times that we heard the question “Is this where the Christians were?” from the same person over and over. By the end of the day, when my patience and sanity were at low ebb, I was walking up to my friends and tugging on their shirt sleeves to ask “Is this where the Christians were?” Hardly me at my most professional, but we’ve been together almost a month, and a lot of us are on the same page regarding who is always the last to arrive, who is the one who asks the most ridiculous questions, who is most likely to fall asleep during a lecture, and who is the one who is most likely to be shipped home parcel post (or anywhere else far, far away) by the end of the trip.

The open air museum in Göreme is another religious site, given that it’s full of churches carved right into the cliffs and little fairy castles (kinda ironic given the current Christian movement to repress sexual education. Imagine what some of them Christians would say if they went to church in a rock formation that resembled a large phallus.)

After dinner – which we didn’t really need – we went to see the whirling dervishes perform in a little cave near Avanos. The performance was spectacular – how could it not be? Our group was completely quiet for forty five whole minutes, which is something that doesn’t even happen when everyone is asleep.

Waffled a bit, but I decided to take a hot air balloon ride over the valley in the morning. Will have very little sleep tonight….

 

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