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Welcome to my Web site. My name is Chris, and I’ll be your host. I\'m an opinionated, snarky, gay academic with a predilection for the history, the Arab world, languages, photography, food, and music. I live in Austin, Texas. You can read more about me, learn 100 random things about me, and if you’re wondering what the heck a khowaga is, click here. Feel free to browse, read, and leave comments!

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Rising to the Challenge

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Sam memed me.  What the heck, I was feeling short on inspiration.  I’ll deal with the psychological ramifications of responding to a challenge from a lad nearly half my age in therapy  :)

The challenge is simple: you’re supposed to list five things you’re addicted to.  

#1.  The Internet.

This one goes right at the very top of the list.  I’d never heard of the Internet when I first got to university and my World Politics TA, whose name I do remember but won’t list here, made us all learn how to use something called “e-mail.”  I learned how to use “e-mail” in October, but didn’t actually know anyone else who had it until the following spring.  

Nowadays, I get e-mail on my cell phone.  I actually find this annoying, because I don’t always want to have e-mail coming in on my telephone, especially on weekends off.  You can tell I find this annoying when I take my phone out of my pocket every time it gives that specific shudder vibration that indicates a new message has come in.

My mail is online, my photos are online, I’m connected to half of the known universe by blog, facebook, and flickr.  Friend me!

Yeah, I definitely think that qualifies as an addiction.

 

#2.  Shoes.

My name is Chris, and I’m a shoe whore.

I think I’ve admitted this before — I seem to recall having a length discussion about Danny’s inner Aztec goddess who threatened to eat his still beating heart right out of his chest if he didn’t purchase a pair of shoes.

I don’t actually buy shoes that often, but I have been known to purchase a pair and get home only to realize that I already own them (fortunately on all occasions I’ve been able to add “in another color.”)  The shoe section of our closet — which is far too small–is overrun.

 

#3.  Books.

“You know, you can get those for free at the library,” my mother is fond of saying, every time she comes over and sees the bookshelves.  She’s so not an addict.  The first time as an undergrad that I walked into a professor’s office and saw every wall lined with shelves sagging under the weight of books crammed in every which way, I thought, “I’m not alone!”

At this point, I have most of my academic books at work and my fun trashy books at home.  I’m starting to grow short on space for books at work, though, because I spend part of my budget on books for research. Granted, I haven’t picked up David Cook’s Martyrdom in Islam yet (I really can’t for thelife of me remember what I was doing that I thought it would be useful), but some of the others–Desiring Arabs, Ornament of the World, Muslins in Spain 1492-1611–I have devoured as quickly as humanly possible.  Hey, I’m a history geek.  I like this stuff.

At home, on the other hand, I’ve got The Devil Wears Prada on my night stand.  Granted, at the moment, I’m reading a trashy Egyptian novel by an author you probably haven’t heard of, but trust me: it’s trashy.

 

#4.  Food.

I know, we all need food to live.  If I’m an addict, we all are, right?

Well, here’s the thing.  There’s food, and then there’s food.  I am loathe to refer to myself as a “foodie” because a former coworker used to proudly call herself that.  Mainly, I think it was so that she could excuse her own bizarre tastes and self-diagnosed food allergies under a mask of snobbishness (“I’m a foodie” sounds so much better than “Eating onions gives me explosive diarrhea”).

Natalie’s friend Jacques–the one who took us to Teotihuacan and then out to dinner with his partner where I learned many interesting Spanish words–asked me if I was a foodie, and I said, “I wouldn’t say that I’m a foodie.  I just enjoy eating.”

“Well,” he said, “That’s what being a foodie is.”

So maybe I am a foodie.  I don’t know.  I like trying new recipes in my kitchen, and I like trying new foods when I go out.  Our pantry is stocked with spices I’ve only used a handful of times, and on very rare occasions we have to have a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner because a recipe I’ve tried has turned out very, very, very badly. 

But at least we tried it.  ;)

 

#5.  Photography.

I dithered about putting this one up here.  Am I trying to sound cool?  I wonder.  Then I think about all of the meetings and places that I have wandered into with my camera to the consternation of colleagues, my parents, my boyfriend, and people who have decided to just pretend they don’t know who I am.  I’m usually gracious enough to respond positively when they ask if they can have some of the photos later.

I don’t tend to take a lot of photos at home (although I think Ray would dispute that).  When I’m traveling, however, my camera is always with me.  Always.  We can be just going to dinner, and I’ll bring it along.  Something might happen that I’ll want a photo of!  When Natalie and I went to Puebla, I didn’t bring my camera to dinner and missed getting a photo of the chiles en nogada that we had for dinner the night we arrived.  I may never forgive myself.  We were seriously tempted to have them again just so that I could have the chance.

As much as I’m addicted to photography–and believe you me, when the Adorama weekly specials arrive in my inbox or the quarterly B&H catalog arrives in the mail, it’s like pornography–I still question whether or not I’m a decent photographer.  I’ve taken my share of decent photos, some of which I’ve liked enough to put on the wall in my office or at home.  But then I look at the photos of the pros–some of whom are barely out of high school!–and I feel inadequate. 

And then I pick up my camera and keep trying.

 

I think at the end of this, I’m supposed to tag others for the meme, but I don’t like doing that.  So, here’s the thing: if you do this, leave a message and link in the comments so I can keep track!

One of those days

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

It was one of those days today. It’s hard to classify whether it was a good day or a bad day, in fact, I’m still unsure about it now. I am, however, ‘self-medicating’ (martini) since I couldn’t get to the pharmacy to get my prescription for muscle relaxers — more about that in a minute — and a boy’s got to get his medication somehow. :mrgreen:

I’ve been having pain in the general area of my left kidney since the weekend. I wasn’t sure whether it was just a muscle strain. I haven’t lifted furniture or boxes at work lately, and we never got around to putting the trapeze in the bedroom back up, so I know it wasn’t a result of some acrobatic sex act. Since Austin’s water supply sits on a limestone bed, I was fearing that it might be the dreaded K word: kidney stone. But it didn’t really hurt as much as I thought a kidney stone was supposed to, so maybe it was a little baby kidney stone?

I decided not to do that thing I usually do and not go to the doctor’s office, so I called and got an appointment — granted, it wasn’t with my own doctor, but that’s so not important at this stage. After making me waltz around the examination room in my underwear (don’t ask), the {female} doctor decided that the problem is that I have either pulled or sprained a Deep Muscle in my lower back. She explained something about muscles and layers and la la la and then wrote me a prescription for a painkiller and a muscle relaxant, and gave me a pamphlet detailing exercise that’s supposed to be good for your lower back. Since I carry all of my stress in my lower back, it’s probably not a bad idea for me to get used to doing such exercises.

That’s the good.

Here’s the bad.

A colleague of mine died yesterday. I was stunned because she wasn’t that old in the Grand Scheme of Things (67), and also because none of us knew she was sick. She was such a warm person and so personable and was one of the few faculty that I don’t see that often that I genuinely felt guilty about not seeing more. A lot of the faculty assume, since my office is off of our reading room with its book-lined shelves, that I’m ‘the librarian’ and they don’t have the foggiest idea what I actually do. (For the record, we actually have not one but two librarians. Their offices are, uniquely enough, in the library.)

Carol — not the same Carol I mentioned in my post the other day — was quite different. She took a genuine interest in what I do, and, as if that weren’t enough, really wanted to help out as often as possible. Whenever I called her or asked her to participate in anything I was putting together, she was on board – no questions asked. And delivered the goods. And when you’re dealing with faculty, that’s pretty rare. It’s rare enough that I have a special color code in my address book for people like that, and it doesn’t appear anywhere near often enough for a department with as many faculty as the one I work for (Daniel, this would be the part where I exhibit pride in where I work :silly: ).

So, today, when I got a message from my Chair that she died yesterday, I gave out one of those theatrical gasps — and the fact is that I meant it. Carol was warm, she was friendly, and in academia where phoniness abounds, she was genuine.

And in an even sadder coincidence, her chair died yesterday, too.

Anyway. I’m rambling (see: the title of this blog). I actively fear death – I may have mentioned this once or twice. I don’t know if there’s an afterlife — and, frankly, I don’t know whether I’m more terrified of the idea that there is an afterlife, or if there’s not. But somehow I know she died in a dignified manner. It would be so like her.

Goodbye, Carol. We’ll miss you.

What would you say?

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Every so often I find myself in the role of token male having to explain things to female colleagues that I just really don’t want to have to explain to anyone.  Ever.

For example, I got this message from Natalie this afternoon.  I love Natalie dearly – if I had a fag hag, it would be her (although she’s not really a fag hag, and we don’t have the sort of weird relationship that goes with it — although people do mistake us for a married couple right up until I open my mouth and say something gay sounding, which generally doesn’t take long).  But I still found myself squirming in my seat over this one:

—— Forwarded Message
From: Natalie  <natalie@domain>
Date: Thu, 2 Nov 2006 13:56:13 -0600
To: <chris@domain>
Subject: Fwd: Yahoo! News Story – New weapon in battle of the bulge… – Yahoo! News

I totally echo Jennifer’s comments from below.  Chris, maybe you can
explain it?

>
>Jennifer (jennifer@domain) has sent you a news article.
>————————————————————
>Personal message:
>
>I understand why a woman might need to “lift and separate,” but what
>exactly is a man “separating?”  I’m frightened!
>
>New weapon in battle of the bulge… – Yahoo! News
>============================================================
>http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061102/od_nm/australia_underwear_dc
>
New weapon in battle of the bulge…
Thu Nov 2, 7:31 AM ET

Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the “Wonderjock” for men who want to look bigger.

Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of “Wonderjock,” mostly on its Web site www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.

“The design of the underwear, separates and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down toward the ground,” said “Wonderjock” designer Sean Ashby.

“There is no padding, rings or strings,” said Ashby, a co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.

Ashby said the idea for the “Wonderjock” was the result of online feedback from customers who expressed an interest in looking bigger, just like women using the “Wonderbra.”

“When you go to a department store to buy underwear you usually get a grandmother serving, which is not the ideal way to get feedback,” said Ashby. “Our customers give us feedback. We didn’t realize that big is better.”

Seriously — how would you respond to this message?

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