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Somewhere in Texas …

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

… a village rejoices, for it has regained its long lost idiot.

I don’t want to write another mushy post about Obama.  Others have blogged longer and waxed more poetic about what the day means to them, and I don’t want to belittle their contributions by trying to force a contrived post about What Obama Means to Me.

Instead, let me share a reminiscence.

Cairo, July 2003.

It was my first trip back to Egypt since I had lived there in the mid 1990s, and I had just been ripped off in one of the most obvious schemes imaginable.  The young man who had waited on us at the restaurant had claimed that I had given him a 50 piaster note instead of a 50 pound note.  I knew which I’d given him, and I knew he was holding out for more money.  I knew that the problem was that my companion and I had started counting our remaining Egyptian money after paying the bill, and that we’d neglected to tip him anything, and he was angry that we had so much and couldn’t spare an extra pound or two for him.

I was pissed and embarrassed at myself for having fallen into the trap, and no amount of screaming in English or Arabic seemed to be making a damned bit of difference.  I knew why he did it, but I was angry anyway.

I had to go back to the hotel.  Heidi, one of my colleagues on this lengthy multi-country business jaunt had joined me for lunch in the Khan al-Khalili, the storied marketplace in the center of the oldest district of Cairo.  When I think about Cairo, I think about the area around the Khan – not necessarily the Khan itself, but the core of the city that dates back a millennia.

The rest of the group had returned to the hotel for a siesta, but I wanted a last chance to visit my favorite part of town, as we were in Egypt for barely 48 hours and I had a nearly physical need to cram in as much of it as I could.  And now I was unhappy because I’d been ripped off like a common tourist.

I was still seething as I hailed a cab from the not-moving traffic on Azhar Street and Heidi and I climbed in.  I told the driver where I wanted to go, and sat staring out the window.

“You look as though you’ll break the glass with your eyes, my friend,” the driver said, and I laughed. He gave a start: he’d said it in Arabic and not expected me to understand.  Here began a conversation I have routinely whenever I’m in the Arab world: how it is that the khowaga, the quintessential white boy, came to know our language and our country and culture.

As is the case with many Egyptian cab drivers, he was not a cab driver by training.  I’ve forgotten what he told me his actual profession was, but as we made our way through the early afternoon traffic back toward Zamalek and my hotel, he waxed poetic about many things.

It was July 2003, I was in the largest Arab capital, and my country was still in the process of bombing Baghdad.

The driver asked me where I was from, and I didn’t hesitate about telling him I was American.  Even in the darkest days of the past eight years, when we joked about changing the translation in our survival Arabic guide of “I am from America”  to “Ana min Canada” I never lied about where I was from.

This day, my cab driver was in a philosophical mood.  “Your president lies,” he said to me.  “He said that the reason your armies were in Iraq was to get rid of Saddam Hussein.  Saddam is gone, and your armies are still there.  Why?  What is the true reason?”

“I don’t know, ” I said simply.

“This man is not good for your country,” he went on.  “All peoples around the world, they felt sympathy for your country in Eylul [September].  We wept.  I have family in America.  I felt as if these planes were hitting me!  But now, we are all so angry at America because of what they do in Iraq.”

“I know,” I said glumly.

The driver looked in the mirror, eyes twinkling, and shook his head.  “Do not take it personally, my friend,” he said.  “After all, we did not vote for our president, either.”  This man, from a country that never had democracy and has even less of it now, was reassuring me, supposedly from the shining example of what democracy is supposed to be.  Although he meant it as a reassurance … and partially as a joke … it’s something that I’ve never forgotten.  Had we really sunk that low?

Yesterday, when I sat around the conference table at work and watched the new president address the nation–and I thought it was an appropriate speech; it may not go down in history as one of the greatest speeches of all time, but Obama said what we needed to hear–I watched with colleagues who’ve found themselves in similar situations.  I thought about all of the times since 2003 I’ve been in the Arab world.  Arabs love to discuss politics, but I’ve refrained.  I have no idea what my country is doing, and I can’t explain it, and I don’t want to defend it.

Barack Obama has been president for a little over 24 hours.  So far, with each executive order, I’ve felt my gut unclench a little more.  Sure, he could turn out to be ineffective.  He could be a flash in the pan.  The next four years could be marked by economic stagnation and turmoil.

But we elected him.  And I’m proud of that.

Random RoundUp

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

It’s been so long since I’ve done one of these.  Let’s get right into it, shall we?

A coup in the north African country of Mauritania has effectively managed to bring democracy in the Arab world to an end. President Sidi Ould Cheikh Abdallahi, who was elected in free and fair elections two years ago, was arguably the only democratically elected leader in the entire Arab world, of which Mauritania was only considered part so that it could be said that there was at least one Arab democracy.  Now that he’s been overthrown, it’s likely that honor will go back to  … well, no one.

So much for democracy being on the march in the Middle East.  It’s gone back to goose-stepping.

A three-year-old girl was found wandering the duty free shop at Tel Aviv’s Ben Gurion International Airport on Monday after her parents boarded their flight to Paris with her four siblings, but apparently forgot her. While one would think that the empty seat would have been a tip-off, apparently the parents were so distracted/clueless that they didn’t realize that they’d forgotten their daughter until the pilot informed them after take-off.

Similarly, El Al Israel Airlines is apparently trying to determine how it was that the family of six managed to board the plane while handing over seven boarding passes without the gate agent noticing that someone was missing, either.

The good news is that the daughter probably got all the Toblerone she could stomach and will now have the ultimate guilt trip to lay on her Orthodox Jewish parents: “You left me in an airport when I was three and flew to France without me.”  It’s got to be worth at least a car.

A California woman sold her house to finance the cloning of her late dog, which has successfully resulted in the birth of five puppies, all genetic clones of the original. This would be unremarkable if not for this little tidbit: the dog’s name was Booger.

Seriously.  If you were going to go through all that trouble, wouldn’t you make up a more dignified sounding name?  I mean, if I had the wherewithall to clone my dog when she passes, I’d consider it.  I’d also consider renaming her if her name was, say, Poopy.  I’m just saying.

“I miss my dog!  He’s named for dried snot!”

Archaeologists are doing DNA tests on two mummified fetuses found in King Tut’s tomb to determine if they were his offspring.  As far as I know, no paternity suit against Tut has been filed on behalf of his wife, Ankhesenamun, for three thousand years worth of child support, raising the question: and this is important because … ?  Also, don’t the inscriptions on their coffins tell us who they are?  I mean, the ancient Egyptians could read and write.  They’re kind of known for it, actually.

Calvin Klein weighs in: it is apparently now necessary for CK underwear models to actually be wearing CK underwear in their ad campaigns.  The below photo of model Garrett Neff was rejected as being too hot, too racy, and … well, he’s technically not actually wearing the underwear, he’s just holding it in place.

I think this is an issue that requires further study. :mrgreen:

Next time: we’ll raise the following question for debate: Is John McCain smarter than Paris Hilton?  Are either of them smarter than a fifth grader?

Egypt’s blog crackdown continues

Friday, March 9th, 2007

An alarming piece in the Arabist this morning alerted me to this story: a judge in Egypt, who is a self-declared expert on the Internet, is preparing an injunction to block access to 21 Web sites from within the country, including several blogs and the Web site of Kifaya, the opposition movement that has become increasingly vocal about issues related to the Mubarak regime’s anti-democratic moves. From within the story there are links to several articles in Arabic, for those who can read the original. It’s quite chilling.

The Importance of Public Participation

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

I tend to read The New York Times on a pretty regular basis, mostly in the online form because I’m not rich enough to pay $1 each day for the privilege of reading about what’s going on in a city 1,200 miles away.

The local Austin paper (the Austin American-Statesman) is a nice example of what cow chips look like in print. Its editorial staff is notoriously out of touch with local opinions: for example, they have once again endorsed Governor Rick Perry for re-election, even though Travis County usually votes against him.

Since the rest of the paper is fluff pieces cobbled from the newswires of other units owned by the same media conglomerate, I am generally forced to look elsewhere if, say, I want to know what’s going on in the rest of the world. There’s a lot of NYT in my world and a lot of BBC, and every so often, just for a laugh, I’ll turn on Al-Jazeera, which isn’t any better than most of the English language news-channels (it’s skewed just as badly in the opposite direction), but their sense of the melodramatic strikes me as humorous.

Where this is all going is that most of the media outlets — the ones that have taken a break from Ted Haggard, Saddam Hussein, and prediction’s about what’s going to happen next on Lost — are focused on what’s going to happen on Tuesday.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Tuesday is the midterm election in the United States, and it’s the chance for the American people to make up for their zombie-esque performance in the 2002 and 2004 elections by expressing their discontent with the current administration where it hurts: at the ballot box.

As I mentioned the other day, Texas is in no danger of joining the blue state list any time soon. I tend to joke that since I live in one of the suburbs, across the county line from liberal Austin, that I and my partner comprise the entire Williamson County Democratic Party. My joke got an unpleasant reinforcement when I went to cast my ballot in early voting (here in Texas, we can vote at any point two weeks prior to Election Day, with the added bonus that we don’t have to do it at our assigned precinct’s polling station). Even though I checked off the straight-party box on the ballot, I still had to fill in a number of holes where there wasn’t a Democrat running: Republican or Libertarian? Republican or Libertarian? I tend to go with the Libertarians, since they tend not to be in favor of banning stuff, but this is Texas, so one never knows.

Anyway. For those of you out there still trying to make up your mind about what to do on Tuesday, let me offer some choice excerpts from a biting editorial in today’s New York Times: “The Difference Two Years Made:”

… [T]he Republican majority that has run the House — and for the most part, the Senate — during President Bush’s tenure has done a terrible job on the basics. Its tax-cutting-above-all-else has wrecked the budget, hobbled the middle class and endangered the long-term economy. It has refused to face up to global warming and done pathetically little about the country’s dependence on foreign oil.

For us, the breaking point came over the Republicans’ attempt to undermine the fundamental checks and balances that have safeguarded American democracy since its inception. The fact that the White House, House and Senate are all controlled by one party is not a threat to the balance of powers, as long as everyone understands the roles assigned to each by the Constitution. But over the past two years, the White House has made it clear that it claims sweeping powers that go well beyond any acceptable limits. Rather than doing their duty to curb these excesses, the Congressional Republicans have dedicated themselves to removing restraints on the president’s ability to do whatever he wants. To paraphrase Tom DeLay, the Republicans feel you don’t need to have oversight hearings if your party is in control of everything.

This election is indeed about George W. Bush — and the Congressional majority’s insistence on protecting him from the consequences of his mistakes and misdeeds. Mr. Bush lost the popular vote in 2000 and proceeded to govern as if he had an enormous mandate. After he actually beat his opponent in 2004, he announced he now had real political capital and intended to spend it. We have seen the results. It is frightening to contemplate the new excesses he could concoct if he woke up next Wednesday and found that his party had maintained its hold on the House and Senate.

If you’re tired of the way this country is headed, get out and register your disapproval on Tuesday. If you like where this country is headed, get out and register your approval on Tuesday. Either way, get off your ass and vote.

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