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Welcome to my Web site. My name is Chris, and I’ll be your host. I live in Austin, Texas, with my partner, Ray, and our child dog, Mocha. You can read more about me, learn 100 random things about me, and if you’re wondering what the heck a khowaga is, click here. Feel free to browse, read, and leave comments!

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Contradicting myself

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

I found this meme on Matt‘s blog.  I am feeling uninspired today, so I have stolen it.  Bwa ha! And yes, that kind of contradicts my post yesterday. My blog. Shut up.

The rules are these: bold the items you’ve done; don’t bold items you haven’t done.  Sticking to my principles, I shall not tag anyone for the meme, but let me know if you do it!

1.Started your own blog. Um … hello?

2. Slept under the stars.  If tents count, yeah.

3. Played in a band. I was a band geek in middle school.

4. Visited Hawaii. Yes!  I want to go back.

5. Watched a meteor shower .  Saw one fall over the pyramids.  That was cool.

6. Given more than you can afford to charity. I give to charity, but never that much. I’m too nervous about money.

7. Been to Disney World / Land. Been to Disney World a couple of times. Never as an adult, though.

8. Climbed a mountain. I climbed Mt. Sinai in the dark. Won’t do it again.

9. Held a praying mantis.

10. Sang a solo. I was in musical theater in high school. Interestingly enough, this was before I knew I was gay.

11. Bungee jumped.

12. Visited Paris. Unless Charles deGaulle Airport counts, no.

13. Watched a lightning storm at sea. I don’t think so? I know there have been storms while we’ve been at sea, but can’t recall watching the lightning.

14. Taught yourself an art from scratch.

15. Adopted a child. Does Mocha count?

16. Had food poisoning.

17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty. Every time I’ve been there, it’s been closed.

18. Grown your own vegetables. Yep. Sometimes I even remember to harvest them before they rot, too.

19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France.

20. Slept on an overnight train. I slept on the train from Aswan to Cairo. On the way from Cairo to Luxor I was awake most of the night because I had never traveled through Middle Egypt and wanted to see all the places I hadn’t ever been. Considering it was an overnight train, this was perhaps not the easiest thing to do.

21. Had a pillow fight. In college. Broke my little finger.

22. Hitch hiked.

23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill. “Wow, Chris must be sick. I heard him getting on a plane.”

24. Built a snow fort. Um, yeah.

25. Held a lamb.

26. Gone skinny dipping. Interestingly, I don’t think I have.

27. Run a Marathon.

28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice.

29. Seen a total eclipse. Not a total one, but near total.

30. Watched a sunrise or sunset. Yep.

31. Hit a home run. Not officially–I had a friend who was into softball as a kid, and we played a lot, but always in the vacant lot. Who can say if they were homers?

32. Been on a cruise. With Ray to the Yucatan twice, and on the Nile.

33. Seen Niagara Falls in person. Once you’ve seen it, there’s no real reason to go back.

34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors. I’ve been to Greece and met the extended family but have not yet made it to the place where either grandparent was born.

35. Been to Amish community. Northeast Ohio.

36. Taught yourself a new language. I taught myself Swedish. Everything else I had to take a class for.

37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied. Is that even possible?

38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person.

39. Gone rock climbing. I did one of those walls in a gym once. Does that count?

40. Seen Michelangelo’s David.

41. Sung karaoke.

42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt. When I was a kid. I’d love to go back to Yellowstone.

43. Bought a stranger a meal in a restaurant. I’ve bought strange people meals before …

44. Visited Africa. Egypt, Morocco, Tanzania. And I’ve changed planes in Nairobi.

45. Walked on a beach by moonlight.

46. Been transported in an ambulance.

47. Had your portrait painted.

48. Gone deep sea fishing.

49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person.

50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. I saw it when landing in Paris once – does that count? Probably not.

51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling. Snorkeling, in the Red Sea, very briefly. I’m not coordinated enough.

52. Kissed in the rain. Have I … ? I … oh, sweetie? Next time it rains, we need to cross this off the list.

53. Played in the mud. Aren’t four year olds genetically designed to be attracted to mud?

54. Gone to a drive-in theater.

55. Been in a movie.

56. Visited the Great Wall of China.

57. Started a business.

58. Taken a martial arts class.

59. Visited Russia.

60. Served at a soup kitchen.

61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies.

62. Gone whale watching.

63. Gotten flowers for no reason.

64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma. Not allowed to (5 year ban after malaria medication. Well, that and the other thing.)

65. Gone sky diving. Um, no.

66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp.

67. Bounced a check. Fortunately, the bank has always been good enough to cover it for me, usually for a massive fee.

68. Flown in a helicopter.

69. Saved a favorite childhood toy.

70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial. I’ve taken a nap there, too, waiting for the Fourth of July fireworks.

71. Eaten Caviar. Tastes like cold fish jelly.

72. Pieced a quilt.

73. Stood in Times Square. Years ago. I’d like to go back to New York City … when I can afford it.

74. Toured the Everglades. It gets old after a while.

75. Been fired from a job.

76. Seen the Changing of the Guard in London. Been many times, but I’ve never actually been there to see the Changing of the Guard.

77. Broken a bone. See #21.

78. Been on a speeding motorcycle.

79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person.

80. Published a book.

81. Visited the Vatican.

82. Bought a brand new car. Two, in fact.

83. Walked in Jerusalem. Got heatstroke in Jerusalem, too.

84. Had your picture in the newspaper.

85. Read the entire Bible. At this point, I probably have. Not all the way through in one sitting, tho.

86. Visited the White House.

87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating.

88. Had chickenpox. I was in kindergarten. I think I still have a scar on my right leg from it.

89. Saved someone’s life.

90. Sat on a jury.

91. Met someone famous.

92. Joined a book club. Ran a book club for a little while, in fact.

93. Lost a loved one.

94. Had a baby. I’ve had a cow.

95. Seen the Alamo in person. Not that impressive.

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake. Seems like it would sting.

97. Been involved in a lawsuit.

98. Owned a cell phone.

99. Been stung by a bee. I have a completely unnatural fear of stinging insects.

Goodbye to all that

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

No, it’s not another funeral post. I have, however, held off for posting for a few days — I’ve been waiting for inspiration on a topic that didn’t strike me as completely inappropriate considering the number of people who’ve arrived here looking for BJ’s obituary.

I commented in my therapy session yesterday that I’ve been in a pretty decent mood lately. I’ve been productive and energetic at work, and the doom and gloom of the past few months seems to have lifted. I won’t go into the details here, as there are some things that don’t need to be out in public, but the past few months have been very difficult, both personally and professionally. I don’t want to jinx it by saying, “Phew! It’s over!” so instead I’ll say, “Phew! I seem to be moving past it!”

I’m really happy that I’m finally energized at work again. I’ve been in the doldrums for a while, feeling completely uninspired and listless. Natalie and I have finally come to terms with the fact that our project that’s been on life support just needs to be cryofrozen and revived after the summer. Maybe next year will look better — either way, this is a shit-tacular time to be trying to raise money for educator training. Perhaps if we were, say, applying to the Dublin municipal council for a grant of €350,000 for faerie lights to hang all over the place we’d have better luck. Who knows?

I’ve been busy putting together little projects for myself: an art exhibition here (we only need $18,000 for that one, and for some bizarre reason when you’re doing stuff with art it’s rather easy to raise money), and a program in Turkey there.

Yes, it looks like I might get myself to Turkey this summer, which raises the question: should I take some extra time afterwards to jet down to Cairo? I haven’t been in three years. I need my fix. I need to spend a day getting lost in the old city, eat my fill of kushari, and purchase my weight in paper products at the Diwan bookstore. Oh, I guess I could stop by and see Mike and Cindy, too. If there’s time between the kushari and the mosque hopping. With me that’s a big if.

The other question, of course, is whether or not I should instead go to Greece for the very long overdue visit to my extended family, whom I haven’t seen since 1996. Even as I’m thinking about what to type next I’m already coming up with reasons not to do it: by July, the weather in Cairo is nicer than it is in Athens; I have more personal freedom in Egypt on my own than I do under the watchful eye of my second and third cousins in Greece; etc.

I wonder if this could all be related to the fact that, unlike in 1996, I actually speak passable Greek now (with a decidedly Cypriot accent), and am trying to avoid the questions that can now be put to me directly rather than through my cousin Nick’s poor English (yes, I have several cousins named Nick … including a female cousin, Nicoletta. We’re Greek. Stereotypes exist for a reason.). Questions such as: “When are you getting married?” (and the numerous permutations thereof that every gay boy dreads when they know that coming out of the closet isn’t really an option) and “How come you went to Cyprus for two weeks and Turkey for a month and Egypt four times in the past decade and haven’t called once?”

Gee, does anyone else sense a preference for Egypt? Ugh.

Anyway. I guess where I’m going is that this week I’m actually feeling pretty upbeat and I know enough to enjoy it for once. Maybe it’ll catch on. I’m sending out the feelin’ good vibes to my cyberpals who need it, like Shin and Matt. And for once without hokey Christmas puns! Go me!

And maybe my new laptop will be waiting for me when I get home :grin: . Hee.

Random Round-Up

Friday, January 12th, 2007

Man, it’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, but there’s just a couple of things going on in the world.

Let’s see …

A rocket was fired this morning at the U.S. Embassy in Athens

At this point … and granted, it’s still too early to tell anything … those who form baseless opinions for a living suspect that the culprits were probably one of the Greek domestic terrorist groups. There’s a lot of anti-American sentiment in Greece, where memories run long. The so-called “birthplace of democracy” has had precious little of it in the 20th century. Many Greeks still recall the U.S. support for the military junta that ruled in the late 1960s and early 1970s. In keeping with the colossal irony so prevalent in the eastern Mediterranean, it was the Turkish invasion of Cyprus (which many Greeks and Greek Cypriots fervently believe took place with the blessing of Henry Kissinger) that caused the junta to finally fall.

Hence, the American Embassy is a frequent site for protests and a frequent target of political frustrations. The war in Iraq is desperately unpopular in Greece, as is what Greeks believe is a U.S. refusal to force Ankara to sit down at the negotiating table over Cyprus.

And so the madness spreads ever further away from its epicenter.

On a slightly brighter note (at least for us liburls):

A state judge has blocked the implementation of a city ordinance that would make it a crime to rent to illegal immigrants in Farmer’s Branch, Texas.

I’m not terribly surprised about this, although I’m rather surprised that it took so long. The ordinance was supposed to go into effect today. Too bad I’m not still in San Alguien – I’d love to hear what my new friend has to say about this. The ordinance was suspended on the ground that it wasn’t available for public debate–the city council essentially rammed it through without public comment, which is against Texas law. There are a couple of other challenges still outstanding, and, naturally, the city says it’s going to fight the suspension in court.

Illegal immigration is a huge problem, don’t get me wrong, but the thing about this is (OK, one of the many things about this) that the ordinance doesn’t actually accomplish anything. I mean, it makes Farmer’s Branch a whiter place, but trust me: there’s not a single person anywhere in the world outside of the United States who is reconsidering trying to migrate here illegally because they won’t be able to settle in Farmer’s Branch, Texas. All it does is make it someone else’s problem — something we have a lot of experience with in Texas.

And finally … and you knew I was going to have to say something about it …

The Deciderer wants to send 20,000 more troops to Iraq.

Now, boys and girls, what you need to do is go bang your head against a brick wall and repeat “this makes sense” over and over again, and at some point, right before you pass out from the pain and blood loss, it will. Try it — it totally works!

And on that note, I must get to work now. Happy Friday!

Search term weirdness

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

One of the weird things about running a Web site is that you can see what search search are leading people to your site. Fortunately, there’s no weird terms like “penguin sex” on the list (I’ll report back if that mention right there manages to garner any hits).

I glanced through the October stats this morning, and there was some interesting stuff.

The name of a colleague of mine popped up. as one of the top search terms. I facetiously teased him about having a stalker when I saw him this morning. Turns out that it’s his new girlfriend … it’s been so long since I was in that early stage where you look up your significant other’s name on the Internet for fun. And, frankly, when you’re not still in that stage, it seems kinda lame.

Anyway, I did notice that another search string was “Does Carole Strayhorn support gay rights?” Apparently, my entry about the upcoming gubernatorial election and my usual rants about the lack of gay rights in Texas (and the rest of the country) combined to put my site up in Google for that one.

And, no, she doesn’t. She used to be a Republican. She also used to be a Democrat. And now she’s an independent. If that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about her position on various political issues, I can’t help you.

Anyway.

I haven’t been feeling terribly motivated to blog much lately. Work is monotonous, new highways only inspire so much creativity, and I keep fighting the same old battles at work. I’ve been in this job for 6 years full time, and an additional 2 years part time before that, so it’s sometimes a little hard to keep the momentum flowing.

So far, the highlight of my week has been the discovery that one of my favorite musicians (Greek Cypriot singer/songwriter Alkinoos Ioannides, (Αλκίνοος Ιωαννίδης for the purists out there) has a new album out, which I duly ordered from an import shop (darned digital rights management — you can’t order from the iTunes Greece shop if you’re not actually in Greece).

I’m rather looking forward to it – even though his Greek is far too poetic for my ears to understand, I nearly burned a hole in his last CD “Οι πεÏ?ιπέτειες ενός πÏ?οσκυνητή” (‘The Adventures of a Pilgrim’). The new CD should be even less comprehensible, since it’s a collection of Cypriot folks songs that are, presumably, in the Cypriot dialect (which, as anyone who was with me back then will recall, I mistook for Portuguese the first time I heard it spoken).

Anyway. Here’s one of Alkinoos’ music videos that I found on YouTube. It’s not one of my favorite songs, but when you’re looking for music videos by Greek musicians who sing in Greek on YouTube, you’re not going to find that much …

Enjoy!

Greece does it again …

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

Well, my ancestral countrymen have done it again: Greece has scored another victory.  This time, however, they didn’t win the Euro Cup in football — they’ve won an EU court ruling that says that only Greece (and the Greek part of Cyprus) is allowed to produce an alcoholic beverage and call it “ouzo:” Greeks toast EU ruling that ouzo belongs to them – Yahoo! News

Greece, for those who have been paying attention, previously won the right to be the only EU state allowed to produce cheese called “feta.”  Whatever it is that they’ve been producing in Denmark looks like feta, smells like feta, and crumbles like feta, but according to the EU ruling, it ain’t feta.  (Which raises the question: what is it?)  And that stuff that we get here in the states is usually from Wisconsin, and they call their product feta.  Sucks to be Denmark, I guess.  (That’s OK — the Danes still have one of the highest standards of living on earth, and they can remind the Greeks of that as often as they can.)

The question in my mind is how much of a problem ‘bootleg’ ouzo is, exactly.  Nearly every Mediterranean culture has a version of the anise-flavored liquor that’s clear when it’s pure and turns cloudy when you add water.  The Arabs call it arak, the Turks have their rakı (which is barely distinguishable from ouzo — ouzo is just an eentsy bit sweeter), and in Italy it’s a syrup called sambucca.  But I guess when you’re on a roll …

 

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