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Welcome to my Web site. My name is Chris, and I’ll be your host. I live in Austin, Texas, with my partner, Ray, and our child dog, Mocha. You can read more about me, learn 100 random things about me, and if you’re wondering what the heck a khowaga is, click here. Feel free to browse, read, and leave comments!

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Somewhere in Texas …

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

… a village rejoices, for it has regained its long lost idiot.

I don’t want to write another mushy post about Obama.  Others have blogged longer and waxed more poetic about what the day means to them, and I don’t want to belittle their contributions by trying to force a contrived post about What Obama Means to Me.

Instead, let me share a reminiscence.

Cairo, July 2003.

It was my first trip back to Egypt since I had lived there in the mid 1990s, and I had just been ripped off in one of the most obvious schemes imaginable.  The young man who had waited on us at the restaurant had claimed that I had given him a 50 piaster note instead of a 50 pound note.  I knew which I’d given him, and I knew he was holding out for more money.  I knew that the problem was that my companion and I had started counting our remaining Egyptian money after paying the bill, and that we’d neglected to tip him anything, and he was angry that we had so much and couldn’t spare an extra pound or two for him.

I was pissed and embarrassed at myself for having fallen into the trap, and no amount of screaming in English or Arabic seemed to be making a damned bit of difference.  I knew why he did it, but I was angry anyway.

I had to go back to the hotel.  Heidi, one of my colleagues on this lengthy multi-country business jaunt had joined me for lunch in the Khan al-Khalili, the storied marketplace in the center of the oldest district of Cairo.  When I think about Cairo, I think about the area around the Khan – not necessarily the Khan itself, but the core of the city that dates back a millennia.

The rest of the group had returned to the hotel for a siesta, but I wanted a last chance to visit my favorite part of town, as we were in Egypt for barely 48 hours and I had a nearly physical need to cram in as much of it as I could.  And now I was unhappy because I’d been ripped off like a common tourist.

I was still seething as I hailed a cab from the not-moving traffic on Azhar Street and Heidi and I climbed in.  I told the driver where I wanted to go, and sat staring out the window.

“You look as though you’ll break the glass with your eyes, my friend,” the driver said, and I laughed. He gave a start: he’d said it in Arabic and not expected me to understand.  Here began a conversation I have routinely whenever I’m in the Arab world: how it is that the khowaga, the quintessential white boy, came to know our language and our country and culture.

As is the case with many Egyptian cab drivers, he was not a cab driver by training.  I’ve forgotten what he told me his actual profession was, but as we made our way through the early afternoon traffic back toward Zamalek and my hotel, he waxed poetic about many things.

It was July 2003, I was in the largest Arab capital, and my country was still in the process of bombing Baghdad.

The driver asked me where I was from, and I didn’t hesitate about telling him I was American.  Even in the darkest days of the past eight years, when we joked about changing the translation in our survival Arabic guide of “I am from America”  to “Ana min Canada” I never lied about where I was from.

This day, my cab driver was in a philosophical mood.  “Your president lies,” he said to me.  “He said that the reason your armies were in Iraq was to get rid of Saddam Hussein.  Saddam is gone, and your armies are still there.  Why?  What is the true reason?”

“I don’t know, ” I said simply.

“This man is not good for your country,” he went on.  “All peoples around the world, they felt sympathy for your country in Eylul [September].  We wept.  I have family in America.  I felt as if these planes were hitting me!  But now, we are all so angry at America because of what they do in Iraq.”

“I know,” I said glumly.

The driver looked in the mirror, eyes twinkling, and shook his head.  “Do not take it personally, my friend,” he said.  “After all, we did not vote for our president, either.”  This man, from a country that never had democracy and has even less of it now, was reassuring me, supposedly from the shining example of what democracy is supposed to be.  Although he meant it as a reassurance … and partially as a joke … it’s something that I’ve never forgotten.  Had we really sunk that low?

Yesterday, when I sat around the conference table at work and watched the new president address the nation–and I thought it was an appropriate speech; it may not go down in history as one of the greatest speeches of all time, but Obama said what we needed to hear–I watched with colleagues who’ve found themselves in similar situations.  I thought about all of the times since 2003 I’ve been in the Arab world.  Arabs love to discuss politics, but I’ve refrained.  I have no idea what my country is doing, and I can’t explain it, and I don’t want to defend it.

Barack Obama has been president for a little over 24 hours.  So far, with each executive order, I’ve felt my gut unclench a little more.  Sure, he could turn out to be ineffective.  He could be a flash in the pan.  The next four years could be marked by economic stagnation and turmoil.

But we elected him.  And I’m proud of that.

12 of 12: December 2008

Friday, December 12th, 2008

I did it!  I did all 12 12 of 12s for 2008!  … damn, that’s a lot of 12s.

I have to take a minute to send very positive thoughts in the direction of Chad Darnell, aka the one who thought up the 12 of 12 idea in the first place.  Chad recently had a testicle removed and the doctors have confirmed that the mass was cancerous, so he is about to go through many rough months with testing and treatment for it.  I don’t actually know Chad personally, but I’m sort of a believer in the karmic philosophy, so I’m sending out the positive vibes.

And now, on with the 12!

6:36 am: Don’t leave home without it:

December-12

7:14 am: Field of Yield:

December-11

The garage where I park on a daily basis recently got the floor sandblasted and repainted.  The day it happened, Bev and I were walking to my car after work and I noticed that they had painted YIELD (as above) no less than seven times (that pattern of five in the upper left are all identical to the square in the foreground).

I paused for a second and took on a musing pose.  “I sense that they’re trying to tell us that they want us to do something here,” I said, “But I can’t figure out what it is.” 

Ever since then, Bev giggles uncontrollably every time we walk by it.

11:33 am: House Cleaning:

December-10

I’ve been using my computer desktop as a storage space for ages, and I decided today to bite the bullet and clean it up and stick all the little files away where they belong.

Who knew my screen was so big?

11:50 am: Winter at Last:

December-9

Winter has sort of arrived in Texas.  Usually around this time of year, the leaves suddenly turn brown and fall off the trees with an audible thud.  Thus year hasn’t been much different.  We didn’t get enough rain to make the leaves turn pretty colors.

11:52 am: Fine Dinin’

December-8

I hate intersession at the University.  All the decent places to eat close and you’re left with … well, this.

12:11 pm: A Little Light Reading:

December-7

A few years ago I decided to make use of my god given hour for lunch and I generally use it to sprawl down on the sofa in my office and read one of the many, many, many books on the shelf.  Here I’m re-reading Albert Hourani’s classic “A History of the Arab Peoples.”  I could probably teach the book instead, but it’s nice to refresh myself every once in a while.

2:42 pm: Meeting:

December-6

Natalie: “Oh, god, are you doing that 12 of 12 thing again?”
Me: “Yup.”
Her: “Don’t point that camera at me.  Dork.”

So I pointed the camera at Rachel instead.

5:39 pm: My widdle cowwege student:

December-5

Ray is finally going back to school.  He’s been talking about this since I met him, but he just decided to up and do it.  He got his application in, and he had his meeting with the admissions counselor today.  He’s all set to start up at Austin Community College at the end of January.  They have a pretty neat program where they can get you your Associate’s and then work with you to transfer to a four-year university–in Ray’s case, it’ll most likely be Texas State, which just opened an extension campus right up the street from our house.  I’m very proud of him.

Here he’s showing me all of his paperwork.  He’s taking an English course and a course in Macroeconomics.  I hate to say it, but I barely remember my macroeconomics course.  I kinda took it because I had to and forgot it three seconds later.  Jeez, I hope he’s not counting on me to help him with his homework … :|

Mocha wants her picture taken, too:

December-4

5:53 pm: Look, honey, I refilled the ink cartridges!

December-3

Aww, sweetie.  You shouldn’t have.  Really.

5:55 pm: Do I want wine?

December-2

It’s chilly out, and I don’t have any red.  Plus, I’m being annoying by taking really close up pictures.

How about some 7 and 7?

December-1

As Borat would say, niiiiice.

It’s going to be a weird weekend.  Tomorrow I have a funeral to go to in the morning, which I’m dreading.  Even though I greatly respected the person who passed, I still don’t like funerals.  And then in the evening we’re going to a holiday party, which will be a bit of debauchery.  From one extreme to the other.

At any rate.  I hope your Friday went well — happy weekend, y’all!  And Merry Christmas, ‘Eid Mubarak, and Happy Hanukah!

Can we move here?

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Yeah, I’m really not ready to start thinking about going home.

Stuck at work

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

I’m stuck at work because my fellow carpool rider is being paranoid that the boss might call in sometime in the next hour. 

So far today, I’ve cleaned off my desk, turned the file folders around in the filing cabinet that was recently moved (so that now they face the right way again), engaged in a lengthy conversation about which major religions and/or philosophies have the highest bullshit quotients, and I watched The Battle of Algiers because I’ve never seen it (except for the same clip over and over) and was wondering if the rest of it is any good.  (It is.)

And now I’m blogging.  Seriously, does anyone work the day before Thanksgiving?  We’ve had exactly two students show up in the building today, and in both cases it was because their instructors had canceled class and they didn’t get the notice.

Whilst surfing the Web (between the file folders and the conversation about bullshit), I stumbled across an interesting piece on The Arabist.  It seems that a journalist who lives in Baghdad is finding that the third season of Battlestar Galactica is hitting a little too close to home — and draws a few interesting parallels between the show and current events.  I’d made some of these connections, but others never crossed my mind.  I do keep saying that it’s the best show on television, and here’s another reason why that’s so.

Anyway.  I won’t ramble on here to entertain myself and bore you.  Have a good holiday weekend!

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Doggie Party

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

Our friends Bianca and James hosted a birthday party for their two dogs, Rusty and Patron, on Saturday.  I don’t think they knew what they were getting into, hosting 17 opinionated dogs and their more opinionated parents in their backyard…

Mocha, all dressed and ready to go …

Queen of the backyard!

Elma and Chachita.  Chachita is too shy to play with the other dogs.

Bianca’s official photographer (Rodney) – exhibiting quintessential Rodney philosophy: no matter what you’re doing, never, ever put down the drink.

So many butts to sniff, so little time…

Nelly thinks it’s very unfair that she has to stay on her leash when it was her brother who was the bad one.

Although it’s hard to tell, Izzy was going straight for my crotch…

Needless to stay, the hat didn’t stay on Mocha very long.

Tuckered out, sprawled out, the ball’s in my water, and it’s time to go home!

 

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