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Tag: ‘hollywood’



Stop the Censorship!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Andy Towle reports an absolutely horrifying piece of news out of Hollywood today.

It seems that Chris Evans’ [Fantastic Four, Another Teen Movie, but no relation - alas! - to Shin] manager has requested that he stop doing shirtless scenes in movies, lest he be labeled “beefcake” and pigeonholed. [Not going there, it's too easy.]

My fellow homos, ladies, and other fans of beefcake, we simply cannot allow this to happen! We need to do something to let the Hollywood brass know that there’s nothing wrong with beefcake, there’s nothing wrong with being pigeonholed as beefcake, and there’s certainly nothing wrong with this:

Chris Evans

We gotta … something. What was I talking about … ?

Iran vs. “300″

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

It seems that the film version of Frank Miller’s 300 has gone over with a resounding thud in Tehran, where the film’s depiction of the Battle of Thermopylae (Spartans vs. Persians) is being construed as the latest salvo in the war of words between Iran and the US. Everything from the film’s timing (on the eve of NoRuz, Persian New Year) to the clothing worn by the ancient Persians (rags) is being examined for a deeper meaning. While I certainly don’t recall that the Achemenid Persians had orcs in their army, it does make one wonder whether the superior physiques of the well-oiled, waxed men playing the Spartans versus the androgyny of Rodrigo Santorio’s Emperor Xerxes (and the ick-factor of his orc army) might have something to do with it as well. After all, Hollywood is the one place where there actually is an equal-hunkiness clause, and the Persians lost out big time on that one. I’d be pissed, too.

Iran vs. “300″

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

It seems that the film version of Frank Miller’s 300 has gone over with a resounding thud in Tehran, where the film’s depiction of the Battle of Thermopylae (Spartans vs. Persians) is being construed as the latest salvo in the war of words between Iran and the US. Everything from the film’s timing (on the eve of NoRuz, Persian New Year) to the clothing worn by the ancient Persians (rags) is being examined for a deeper meaning. While I certainly don’t recall that the Achemenid Persians had orcs in their army, it does make one wonder whether the superior physiques of the well-oiled, waxed men playing the Spartans versus the androgyny of Rodrigo Santorio’s Emperor Xerxes (and the ick-factor of his orc army) might have something to do with it as well. After all, Hollywood is the one place where there actually is an equal-hunkiness clause, and the Persians lost out big time on that one. I’d be pissed, too.

Blathering

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything, largely because I don’t have a lot to write about. There’s a whole lot of nothing going on. I saw a bunch of movies this weekend … the (rather weak) remake of The Manchurian Candidate (Meryl Streep as the bad woman? Seriously? I just kept wondering why they decided that she needed to put on 25 pounds for the role … assuming that was deliberate, of course … ). I saw The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. They could have squeezed a liiiitle more Christian imagery in there, but I imagine that they were trying to keep it PG-13 so that the kiddies could go. But seriously. I haven’t seen that much blatant Christian imagery since the end of The Matrix trilogy.

I watched lots of episodes of Drawn Together, the unbelievably raunchy adults-only cartoon series from Comedy Central. And it became slightly disturbing when I realized that the woman who does the voice of Toot Braunstein (the 20s sex icon who is an undersexed alcoholic who cuts herself) was also the voice of Dot Warner on Animaniacs. Seriously, when this is the grand sweeping revelation of your weekend, there’s something a little off kilter, ain’t there?

Speaking of raunchy cartoons. There’s a news report going around that Saddam Hussein has been forced to watch the South Park Movie ‘repeatedly’. In case you missed it, one of the ongoing plot points of the movie is that Saddam Hussein was eaten by wolves, and now resides in Hell where he is Satan’s abusive gay boyfriend. I can’t decide if this should upset me or not. Morally it’s probably not right, but we are talking about a guy who’s on trial for genocide, so I’m really not caring about what’s morally right at the moment. Dear me, does that make me a Republican?

 

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