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12 of 12: March 2008

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Well, I kind of got double-whammied this time around. This month, 12 of 12 not only falls on a weekday, but it’s spring break, which means there’s even more of nothing going on at work than there was on the 12th of last month.

So, this time I decided to do 12 of 12 a little differently.

Books

It’s not that I don’t have many, many, many books in my office that I bought and haven’t gotten around to reading (I have read many of them, but the percentage of unread books is growing). It’s a nice, sunny day today, so I decides to go for a walk around campus with my camera to see what I could spy with my little eye.

It’s so quiet without the students here!

Cesar Chavez

They recently put a statue of labor activist César Chávez in front of our building. I think it was part of a desperate attempt to get some statues of non-white people up on campus, especially given all the Confederate statues that they’ve obstinately refused to take down over the years. They did a nice job on it, and for once they designed some seating around it instead of just plopping the statue down in a garden where no one can see it.

On the other hand, I always have a moment flashing back to that sketch on MadTV where they lampooned Ricky Martin with a “video for his new single: Chavez! Chavez!” (off of the album Ricky Martin Has Not Sold Out His Latino Heritage). The video, which has been taken off of YouTube, was hilarious and featured Ricky attempting to “celebrate his Latin heritage” by getting dancing girls to smear themselves all over a portrait of Chávez. (You kind of had to see it.)

It makes me giggle.

Like homos in Berlin

Across the way is the Flawn Academic Center, which used to house the Undergraduate Library until they decided to get rid of all the books. This statue is right in front, and I just can’t get over how I can’t decide whether it’s more homo-erotic, or whether it reminds me of something that the Nazis would have built for the 1936 Berlin Olympics (or possibly both).

Islamical Art

I’ve also thought that the FAC building looks very much like one of the palaces that the late Shah of Iran built (minus the domes). Seriously, it looks almost exactly like the main residence at Niavaran (not that I’ve been there). I’ve often wondered if some of his money went toward the construction of the building.

The latticework over the windows is one reason: the geometric patterns are quite reminiscent of contemporary Islamic art, which uses a lot of repeating geometric shapes and formulas. In Islamic numerology, one of the numbers that symbolizes God is infinity, because God is infinite. Although I’m not a terribly religious person (like, at all), I’ve always found this really neat — I’ve found a lot of stuff about the medieval Islamic empires really fascinating. They were far ahead of Europe in its “dark ages,” but somewhere along the way, that scientific and cultural introspection turned to self-preservation and stagnation and Europe surged ahead. It’s one of the reasons I became an historian.

The Turtle Pond

The turtle pond. (They’ve given up trying to give it an actual name. “The Turtle Pond” it is, and shall be.)

Get a room!

Get a room, guys!

Masons…

‘Round the corner from the turtle pond is the Main Building (commonly known as “The Tower”). The windows on the main section all have Greek or Hebrew letters underneath them, and I’ve never found a reason why. (It’s a Freemason plot!!) I’ll bet this gets used as a plot device in National Treasure 3.

Too much cheese!

I could sell this one and make a lot of money off of our rich alumnae…

Trees and buildings

I do appreciate sometimes that there was thought put in to landscaping the campus and giving everything a common look. My undergraduate institution was all neo-Communist concrete, and looked like something Stalin might have built to subdue Poland, so I’ll take trees and red-tile roofs any day!

Jeff Davis

One of the reasons why they put in statues of people like Martin Luther King, Jr., Barbara Jordan, and César Chávez is because they still have statues of (Confederate States of America president) Jefferson Davis and a number of the other Confederate leaders around campus, and have rather staunchly opposed suggestions that they be removed. The argument is that they are historic figures of great importance to Texas.

They were at least smart enough not to put MLK and Jefferson Davis next to each other.

Battelle Hall

The soaring windows of the architecture library. It’s springtime in Austin!

Dog

Oh, and here’s my gratuitous photo of Mocha. Now she has a global fan club, I just can’t disappoint :roll:

How Time Flies

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Is it Make Up Stories About Foreign Enemies and Then Kill Your Neighbors and Cook Them Day already??

Man, I miss out on all the good holidays …

Two More Youths to be Executed in Iran …

Monday, January 7th, 2008

… and the queer blogosphere is abuzz with the possibility that the sentence might be for consensual homosexual activity.

Regardless of whether or not this is true — it’s hard to tell in Iran what someone’s true crime is — let’s take a look at the punishment: the executions will be carried out by putting each youth in a sack and throwing them off the top of a cliff and into a ravine. … if the person survives, then he is hanged.

Whether they’re gay or not, I think we can all agree that that’s a brutal, inhumane punishment for any crime.

Here’s some stuff you don’t see every day

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

It’s the last week before the winter holiday, which means there’s no one around and it’s time for me to stop making excuses and finally clean up my office like I keep saying I’m going to.

There are some interesting things found on the shelves here.

Here’s a “Guide Map of the Imperial Government of Iran.” It has no copyright anywhere on it, but the little Iran Air route map shows Los Angeles — a planned, but never implemented, extension of the New York route — which probably dates it to 1978.

Map of Iran, 1978

Then I found a map of the world in English and Arabic that I purchased one evening wandering about the Talaat Harb neighborhood in downtown Cairo with Kamran and Samer. It’s a little unusual — it actually labels Israel as such. I have another one, solely in Arabic, that doesn’t, but then I realized that it’s technically a map of the Arab League countries, and Israel definitely isn’t a part of the League of Arab States.

Arabic map of the Middle East

The office cleaning shall continue all week. Let’s see what else I can find!

A wish for peace that works

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Well, it’s December. It’s that time of year when we all get together and make nice-nice and celebrate the [symbolic] birth of our Lord and Savior (if you’re Christian), the prophet ‘Issa bin Maryam (if you’re Muslim), that dude everyone uses to justify being nasty to people (if you’re just about anyone else) and wish people peace and love by shooting them in malls in Nebraska, blowing up car bombs in Algiers and Beirut, and talking about maybe eventually thinking about the possibility of beginning negotiations between Israelis and Palestinians.

And it seems that His Imperial Eminence the Pope has announced that gay marriage is an obstacle to world peace. According to the Vatican, and I quote:

“Presenting the nuclear family as the ‘first and indispensable teacher of peace’ and the ‘primary agency of peace,’ the 15-page document links sexual and medical ethics to international relations. ‘Everything that serves to weaken the family based on the marriage of a man and woman, everything that directly or indirectly stands in the way of its openness to the responsible acceptance of new life … constitutes an objective obstacle on the road to peace,’ Benedict writes.”

As someone who works in Middle Eastern Studies, I must admit to being torn here. I’m so used to reading about how Muslims are out to destroy the universe that I keep forgetting that it’s really the gays who are hell bent on bringing Western civilization to an end. Thank heaven Mike Huckabee is there to remind me.

And if you’re gay and Muslim: RUN!!!!!!

I’ve read a lot of poppycock in my day on both topics (no, Virginia, Muslims are not hiding under your bed and waiting for you to fall asleep so that they can staple a hijab on your head. Really), but I would like to respond to the pope’s message with the following well-reasoned and eloquent answer:

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?

Seriously. India and Pakistan got nukes pointed at each other. The Taliban keep coming back in Afghanistan, despite the best attempts of spin doctors between here and Kabul to convince us that we’re “winning.” Iran might be after nuclear weapons, or they might not — it’s pretty obvious we don’t actually know. Lebanon is on the verge of disintegrating (again). Iraq has disintegrated, and we’re trying to put it back together. Al-Qaeda is blowing up office buildings in Algeria. AIDS is still going to kill a third of Africa. The ice caps are melting faster than we originally thought, and yet we’re still having a debate about whether or not global warming is real or imagined. There’s a world financial crisis triggered by something called the “sub-prime mortgage market” that I don’t actually understand, I just know that I spent a ridiculous amount of money in Canada because apparently the American dollar isn’t worth the cloth it’s printed on (and yes, American dollars are printed on cloth, not paper. Look it up.)

But, no, clearly what’s causing all of this — even all that stuff going on in countries where they don’t like gays (which are just about all the ones I’ve mentioned, ‘cept Canada)–is that gay people can’t get married. Thanks so much for the clarification.

This, for the record, is one of the many, many reasons why I lost my respect for organized religion a long time ago. If it sounds like groupthink and it quacks like groupthink, it’s groupthink. If you ask me, organized religion is the biggest threat to world peace we have. If God is a formless being who lives on another dimension — why’s the pope so rich, exactly?

It’s too bad we can’t just get along because we’re all human and embrace our differences rather than reviling each other over them. Once we take the fear out of the “other,” we understand ourselves better.

So, that’s what I want for Christmas: a peace that works. Who’s with me?

 

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