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Here, there, everywhere

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

I’m currently sitting in seat 5B on an AnadoluJet flight from Ankara to Sanli Urfa in the southeast part of Turkey.  We’ve been moving rather quickly these past couple of days — while we were sitting in the airport in Antalya, from whence we departed just a couple of hours ago, we had to take a moment to reflect on the fact that we have been in the country all of three days.  It feels like we’ve been here much longer.

In all honesty, this program has gone much better than I had let myself hope.  The organization that I’m working with is somewhat legendary for packing the itineraries on these trips so full that at least half of the participants wind up having to sit out a day or two due to illness incurred from lack of sleep.  Hence, I’m rather pleased that it does appear that they listened to my pleas not to overschedule the program, even if at first glance it may not have appeared as such.

When last I checked in, I was on an early morning flight to Izmir, Turkey’s third largest city.  I’ve never actually been to Izmir, and that, unfortunately, didn’t really change this time either.  We were met at Adnan Menderes airport and boarded a bus from which we went directly to the Greco-Roman city of Ephesus, an hour south.

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This was the group photo that we took that somehow I never wound up actually being in.  (“Hang on, I’m going to use my timer … where are you all going?”)  Oh, well.

There are, for the record, a lot more photos on my Flickr account.  As I’m doing most of my blogging offline, it’s very difficult for me to link to them from here, but check them out, OK?

Where was I?  Ephesus.  It’s a large old city, and I’ve been there before.  Still looks old.  The new attractions this time around were that the very large amphitheater was open (last time it was closed), although I walked in, took one look, and realized that I would have given myself heatstroke walking up to the top.  Instead, I discovered the other new attraction: Royal Caribbean and Celebrity Cruises pay local people to dress up like Romans and act out cheese-tastic skits for their passengers coming in from the nearby port of Kusadasi.

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This appeared to be a swordfighting match – it was kind of hard to tell, since the two fighters just yelled a lot a la Conan the Barbarian.  I guess that’s what you have to do with such a multilingual crowd.

After Ephesus, we went up the hill to the Meryamane Evi, the house where it is reputed where the Virgin Mary lived her last years in this earthy existence.  Most of you probably do not recall (as I don’t think I blogged it at the time), but the last time I was at Meryamane, one of the people in my group pitched a complete and utter fit in the parking lot because one of the interpretive signs at the site said that Mary lived there “until she died.”  As good Catholics know (and this woman was a better Catholic than you, and wanted everyone to know it) Mary did not die — she fell asleep and was lifted into heaven by angels.  The fact that she had earlier sneered that Eastern Orthodoxy was still full of superstitious beliefs that had been removed from Catholicism was an irony lost only on her.

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Anyway, as pieces of real estate went, Mary had a pretty nice one.  It’s set on a hilltop just outside where the walls of the city of Ephesus would have been located amongst the fir trees and pleasant flowering vines, and it catches a nice sea breeze coming in off of the Aegean Sea.  I should be so lucky.

Then came the visit to the pottery factory.  I’m always resistant to these sorts of “quick visits to a local factory” because they inevitably turn into sales pitches, but it wasn’t bad as these things go … and it turns out that membership has its privileges.  She knew the group we were with and offered us a 50% discount on the spot.  Unfortunately, that means that most of it was still out of my price range, but …

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Purdy, ain’t it?

After that, lunch at a ranch … that turned out to just be a ranch.  No actual house there — we thought we had been invited to someone’s home for lunch, and that turned out not to be the case.  They did, however, have a random yurt in the yard, which got us going on at length about words that are fun to say — “yurt” being one of them.

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Yurt!

So, after the yurt excursion, we did a double-shot in Selcuk to the site of the Basilica of St. John and the so-called Jesus Mosque.  The problem with the first is that they don’t actually know who St. John was — they’re not sure if it’s the Apostle, the one who wrote the Gospels, the one who wrote Revelation, or a completely different John.

It’s a prettier site than I remembered, though:

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Next door is the mosque of Isabey.  Isa is the Islamic name of Jesus, but despite the fact that everyone said it was the Jesus mosque, it turns out that it was named for some guy who lived in the thirteenth century named — you guessed it, Isabey.  Close, but no cigar.

After that was our first visit to a school on this trip, which was interesting.  As of now, we’ve had three with a fourth pending.

Shortly after the school visit, it was back to Adnan Menderes airport for a flight to Antalya that arrived at 11:30 pm.  Exhausted,we trundled off to the Marmara Hotel, which turned out to be a five star deluxe on the coast (not to be confused with “the beach”).  But when your coast looks like this, who cares?

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The day was fraught with various ventures: morning visit to the Antalya Museum, followed by lunch at a local school, followed by a walking tour of old Antalya that lasted for three whole blocks.  Again, when the blocks look like this, who am I to complain?

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This was followed by the inevitable shopping excursion to a carpet store.  The guide was very sneaky on that front — after consulting with our hosts, the four of us had unanimously decided that there would be no carpet shopping.  Then prayer time came and the three of them went into a nearby mosque to pray …and so the tour guide suggested that a nice place to wait for them might be the carpet shop.  Ha ha!  I went into the mosque and sat in the air conditioning instead.  If I buy a carpet — and that’s a big if — I’ll do it in Istanbul at the end.  I’m flirting with overweight luggage flying domestically in Turkey and I don’t need that weighing on my conscious.

I’m going to wrap up this narrative here.  At the moment it’s half past midnight in Sanliurfa (see map), and although I’m wide awake, balancing a hot laptop on my stomach isn’t the best thing to do to get ready for bed.  More later …

Notes from 25,000 feet

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Currently on a Turkish Airlines Airbus A320 en route from Istanbul to Izmir, the third largest city in Turkey and a major port along the Aegean coast.

We arrived yesterday afternoon after what was, all things considered, not a bad flight over from Chicago.  I’m traveling with a group I put together — Chris from work is along for the ride, along with ten teachers, eight from the Austin area, one from Dallas and one from Houston.  Most of us met at the airport in Austin and flew together up to Chicago.

I’ve defended O’Hare on a few occasions, stating outright that I’ve never had any real problems connecting through, and this continued to be the case.  This should not be confused with the concept that connecting to international flights at O’Hare is actually easy.  The international terminal — Terminal 5 — can only be reached on the airport train, which requires exiting the secure area and going through security once again when you get there.

And frankly, for an international terminal, they ought to be ashamed of themselves.  The only source of food is before security, so for those looking at their watches and the long line at the three security lines, it’s a choice between food and wondering if you’ll make your flight on time.  It took nearly 45 minutes for us to get through, and to say the TSA folks were rude would be an understatement.  I accidentally forgot to empty the water bottle that I carry with me (it’s refillable – I carry it through security empty and then fill it at a water fountain so that I don’t have to pay airport prices for a 12 oz bottle of water to carry on the plane).  The guy working security waved it at me.

“Oh, it’s water,” I said.  “I’m sorry, just go ahead and dump it out.”
A burly officer with a shaved head who struck me as ex-military came up, snatched it from the other guy, and practically yelled at me, “No, I’m going to take you back through and you can dump it.”  He meant it, too.  He was willing to let me wait for someone else in the group to come through so that I could leave my stuff with them, but got impatient.

“Where are they?” he snapped.
“They’re still waiting to come through.”
“Well, I’ll just take it out there and give it to one of them to dump,” he said, and stalked off.

Welcome to America, ladies and gents.  Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Once we got to the gate and checked in with Turkish Airlines, we got another nasty surprise: we were all in middle seats.  And the plane was full.  I boarded in a bit of dread, but I have to say that if you’re going to get stuck in the middle seat on an 11 hour flight, there are worse places to do it than on a Turkish Airlines A340.  They’ve got a little more leg room than most other carriers I’ve flown on (on the plane where I’m sitting at this moment, I could get out to the aisle without bothering either of my aisle mates), and that fun AVOD system where you can while the flight away watching really bad movies on demand (After sleeping most of the way across the Atlantic, I finally chose Confessions of a Shopaholic over Bride Wars).  Although flights that long can never be described as “short,” I didn’t spend the last four hours wanting to get off the plane by any means necessary, like I have on some other airlines *coughDeltacough*.

We were met at the airport in Istanbul by some folks from Austin from the organization that’s hosting us — I’d been a bit nervous because I didn’t have any information about that, and so when we walked into the arrivals hall there was a moment of truth, so to speak.  Ironically, it turned out that they were getting worried about us, because it took over an hour from the time the plane landed for us to get through the long line for visas, then passport control, and then for the luggage to arrive.  “We were starting to wonder if something had happened … ”

We were taken to our hotel in Istanbul, which may be in the old city in the sense that it’s within the old city walls, but there’s nothing particularly old about the neighborhood where the hotel is located.  It is, however, on a quiet side street, which I appreciate.  We went out for a quick dinner, which lasted exactly as long as I could deal with, then back to the hotel for bed.

We had an early wakeup call, but I woke up early (4:15).  I guess jetlag will be with me for a few days, but right now … granted, it’s still 7:45 am … I’m feeling OK.  We have a long day in Izmir, visiting Ephesus and Selcuk, and then we’re flying on down the coast to Antalya tonight.  At that point, I’ll be ready for a good night’s sleep.

And now, I’m getting the usual warning about putting electronics away as we’re on our descent into Izmir.  More later …

The Road to Turkey

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Waitin’ at the airport in Austin…

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It’s cloudy over Chicago today.

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This is the only pyramid I plan to visit.

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O’Hare at sunset…

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A little Turkish white wine.  (It wasn’t bad, actually).

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On the ground at Istanbul Airport.

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Waiting for luggage (it took forever).

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Just in time for evening rush hour.

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Dinner time!

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Time for bed.  And an early flight down the coast to Izmir — we’ll be back in Istanbul at the end of the week.

The mid-post-jet-lag blues

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

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Well, we’ve been back from Korea for three days now, and I’m almost sleeping through the night.  Almost.  One of the more unpleasant side effects of the jet lag has been that, no matter what time I go to bed, I seem to be waking up at 1 am and then laying awake for a few hours before getting back to sleep.  The good news is that tomorrow is a federal holiday so I don’t have to work — although Ray does — so I have one more shot at getting a full night’s sleep before it “counts” so to speak.

The photos above and below are from our last night in Seoul.  It never really warmed up at any point during the trip – the warmest day claimed to be just below freezing, but it didn’t feel that much different from several degrees below freezing, so we kind of question the report.

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Anyway.  That was the last we saw of Lee and Grace.  Both of them had to work on Thursday and, given the hassle of getting out to Incheon International Airport, it didn’t seem all that necessary for them to make the trek to our hotel just to see us get on the airport bus in a hurry with all of our many, many bags:

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By the time we neared the end of the 90 minute bus ride, I had started to sweat a little – not only because the sun was coming through the windows and the driver had the heat cranked all the way up, but because I was convinced that we were going to be told that our bags were overweight.  The two suitcases that Ray and I brought are pretty large, and they were packed pretty full.  We decided to check one of the two suitcases that we’d carried on the plane on the way over so that we could stuff our coats in it and not have to lug them around for the remainder of the trip.  Even so, I was pretty sure that we were going to have to do some last minute shuffling of items into Mom and Dad’s suitcases.

To our pleasant surprise, United didn’t blink at all — neither did they weigh the suitcases.  We checked in and went on our merry way to grab lunch at the airport food court (Burger King), and then on to the gate out in the satellite terminal.

And so, I decided to grab a quick photo of the plane:

Our plane

Shortly afterward, Ray and I were called up to the podium in one of those ominous, “Passenger ___, please report to the podium at gate 123″ messages.  Here we go, I thought.  They’re going to tell us that our bags are way overweight and that we have to pay through the nose.  And, just to add insult to injury, now it’s too late for us to try to move stuff around to other suitcases.

Ray, meanwhile, whispered to me, “Maybe they’re putting us in business class!”

“Don’t be silly,” I told him.

For once, I’m pleased to report that I was wrong and he was right.  Apparently — this is my guess — the flight was overbooked and they started bumping people in Economy Plus up to Business class.  Since we booked the tickets in August, we were probably first in line on the list.  And so, not only the two of us, but my parents as well got moved up.

We were very happy about this:

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The problem with the flight back is that it left around 3 pm, which meant that when it was time to “go to sleep,” none of us were tired.  We landed in San Francisco around one am, Seoul time — 8 am San Francisco time which, thanks to the bewildering phenomenon that is the international date line, was also the same day we departed, meaning that on some scales we arrived 7 hours before we left.

After an excruciatingly long layover in San Francisco — not long enough to leave the airport and do anything, but too long to sit there and stare at each other as we all fell asleep — we flew to Austin, something of which I have very little memory as I fell asleep nearly the second the plane took off and remained that way for a couple of hours.

As usual on long trips, it was the final arrival that turned out to be the monumental clusterfuck.  When we landed, there wasn’t a gate available (United was using both of its’ allotted gates and JetBlue wasn’t willing to share), so we had to sit on the tarmac for twenty minutes waiting for the flight to Chicago to push back.  Finally docked, we proceeded to baggage claim where our flight was being offloaded at the exact same time as the JetBlue flight from JFK, and the baggage carousel broke down.  Twice.

My mother had the foresight to go and retrieve the car so that she could swing around and pick us up with the luggage, but inadvertently took my father’s cell phone with her.  When it became clear that the luggage wasn’t coming quickly, she went to wait in one of the remote areas …and, when we didn’t call her, started calling my cell phone.  The problem is that my cell phone battery was dead, which we’d discovered in San Francisco, but that she, in the jetlagged stupor we were all sharing, had forgotten.

Finally, an hour and fifteen minutes after we landed, we managed to get all of the suitcases — including the one we’d nearly forgotten — into the car and headed home.  We stopped to pick up Mocha, and boy, was she pissed!  She spent the ride home sitting on top of suitcases so that she could stare out the rear window — that being the window as far away from the rest of us as possible.

Fortunately, by now, the dog has forgiven us, and I’m almost back on Central Time.  Almost.  And, finally, If you’re crazy enough to want to see them, I’ve uploaded photos from the length and breadth of the trip to Korea to my Flickr Account.

I hope your weekend has gone well, and that those of you who get the benefit thereof enjoy the extra day ;)

The Never-Gonna-Get-There Blues

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

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It’s currently 8:19 pm Austin time, 6:19 pm San Francisco time, and I haven’t got the foggiest idea what time it is in Korea because, as far as I can tell, we’re never actually going to get there.

I’ve been on long flights before, but it never ceases to amaze me how you can zonk out for what feels like hours, have vivid dreams (in my case, accompanied by equally vivid cursing people out–out loud–to the consternation of both my boyfriend and the other passengers, and wake up to discover you’ve been out for about thirty minutes.  Ugh.

It has been a long, exhausting couple of days. On Saturday night (jeez, was that only two days ago?), Rodney had us over for a make your own pizza night.  We’ve done these in the past; they’re kind of fun.  He gets dough from a local Italian restaurant and then everyone gets to make up their own toppings.  It’s a nice idea in theory, however, between the overconsumption of pizza with odd and conflicting toppings and my nerves about the trip (yes, I get a little anxious before travel, especially to new parts of the world where I don’t even know how to say “yes” or “no”), I was up half the night.  Had my digestive system been an airplane, the flight attendants would have been on the PA making the announcement to “please exit the aircraft through the nearest door.”  That started around 2 in the morning and continued in fits and spurts (no pun intended, although perfectly applicable) until around 9.

The panic attack happened around 10 when I began contemplating what would happen if I hadn’t recovered enough to make the trip.  Between the, “what if I can’t fly tomorrow because I’m still too sick?” and “dear God what is wrong with me that I’m stressing this much about this trip,” well … I’ve had panic attacks before, and I’ve heard said that people have confused them with heart attacks.  This was the first time I ever had one of those kinds of panic attacks.  Fortunately, I knew what was happening and was able to take measures accordingly without involving a trip to the emergency room or somesuch.  It did, however, involve me sleeping a good chunk of the early afternoon.

Anyway, where this is all going is that it was mid-afternoon before either myself or Ray was ready to begin packing.  As the luggage is in the cargo hold, I’m still not convinced we didn’t forget … many things, but we seem to have done all right with the carry ons.

Mom and Dad came to pick us up at 5:30 in the morning — which, because it’s my parents, meant that they came at 5:20.  I had these grandiose visions of taking all sorts of artistic shots of the luggage and the tickets splayed out along with out passports and … yeah, no.  Flying the first Monday morning — the first work day — after New Year’s is ridiculous.  We got to the airport in Austin, and thank God that Dad has earned elite status with United Airlines because if we’d had to go through the main check in line, we might, in fact, still be waiting.  The line for security — all three of them — were wrapped around the terminal.  By the time we got through security, we stopped-by mutual agreement-long enough to pick up something to eat since none of us had had breakfast, and walked right on the airplane.

Three and a half hours later we were in gray, rainy San Francisco, where we had the fun and excitement of a four hour layover that involved repeated walks up and down the G concourse, where there isn’t much in the way of food that’s inexpensive or particularly fast.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, we boarded this here Boeing triple-7  that, according to the Airshow program on my little foldout screen, is currently at 35,000 feet, traveling around 500 miles per hour on a west northwest heading over the Pacific Ocean a good distance south of the Aleutian islands.  We’re not even halfway there yet – Korea (nor Japan) hasn’t even come into view on the screen.

I know the best thing for it is to just sit here and tune out everything, and accept that we’ll get there at some point, but there’s no rush.  My limit on being able to sit still the entire flight, though, is right around 9-10 hours.  This one’s scheduled at 12 and a half.

I wonder if I can score another glass of water off the flight attendant.

Next post from Korea, or bust!

 

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