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Chiles en Nogada

Sunday, September 19th, 2010

A couple of years ago, I had the lovely fortune of being in the Mexican town of Puebla when chiles en nogada were in season.  The dish is associated with Mexican independence day (September 16 – not May 5!) because Diez y Seis falls during the season when walnuts are being harvested and can be found in every market.  I was on this trip with my friend Natalie, and we were pointed to a particular restaurant in the Zocalo in Puebla in the lobby of the Hotel Royalty (that’s “roy-AL-tee”) where, our foodie friend informed us, the best chiles en nogada in Puebla were to be had.

The restaurant barely merited a second look – it was bland, not terribly well decorated, and (never a good sign), pretty empty.  The chiles were, however, divine.  Poblano chiles stuffed with a picadillo of ground meat and dried druit, covered in a walnut cream sauce and sprinkled with pomegranate seeds – the dish with its green, red, and white colors is supposed to invoke the Mexican flag.

Earlier this week, Lisa at Homesick Texan, one of the food blogs I regularly read, posted an “easier” recipe for chiles en nogada.  I sent the link to Natalie and said, “I think we should make these this weekend.”  Natalie said, “I’ll bring dessert!”

I won’t repost the recipe here since it’s Lisa’s doing and I don’t want to steal her thunder (although I did add a quarter cup of dried cranberries to the picadillo).

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Here’s most of the stuff that went into it.  I forgot a couple of things, but by that time I couldn’t re-shoot the photo neatly.

I started with a bit of prep work (normally, I’m really lazy about these sorts of things).  Natalie at one point asked, “Are you going to photograph the entire process?”  Me: “yup.”  Natalie: “You’re a dork.”  Me: “I know.  Would you have it any other way?”

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So, we’ve got some chopped Granny Smith apple, garlic, tomato, and onion.

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First thing I did was heat up the grill (yes, it needs a good scrub down), and set the chiles out to char.  You can do this in the oven, but then the whole house smells like roasted chiles afterwards, and since it’s still too hot to open the windows in Texas, that’s not really a good thing.  I find it easier to do on the grill anyway.

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Chiles off the grill, nice and blackened.  Into a bowl, cover it with plastic wrap, and leave them to sit for 20 minutes or so.

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The ground pork goes into a pan to brown.

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In the meantime, the walnuts that I’d put into the oven to toast come out.  We have to let them cool, and then Ray and Natalie set to work peeling the skin off.  There’s no really easy way to do that.

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Onion, Garlic, and spices get added to the meat …

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… followed by the dried fruit, some pecans, and tomato.  This sits for a while and cooks down nicely.

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In the meantime, I peel the chiles and seed them.  I do not have enough experience in this area to seed roasted chiles and keep them intact enough to steam.  Usually I wind up having to wrap the chile around the stuffing afterwards and set it seam side down.  Clearly I need to go back to Puebla and enroll in a cooking class to remedy this.

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Open the pomegranate and seed it.  (Careful, the juice stains everything it touches!)

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Quick assembly: Stuff each of four chiles with a quarter of the picadillo.  The walnuts go into a blender with cream cheese, milk, sour cream, a touch of cinnamon and salt, and then pureed into a nice creamy mixture.  Sauce goes over the chile, and then it gets sprinkled with pomegranate seeds, and you serve it right away.

The verdict?  They weren’t the chiles en nogada I’d eaten in Puebla, but they were pretty damned good.  This is definitely going into rotation in my house … but maybe as more of a special occasion meal.  Or a cooking with friends kind of thing.  Also, it uses every dish in the house …

Happy diez y seis everyone!

Jesus is watching you pee

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Ray and I have been watching Supernatural of late (it’s surprisingly good, and I don’t just mean because the entire cast is drop-dead gorgeous).  In one recent episode, the angel Castiel announces that he is going to look for God (literally — the apocalypse is afloat and … just watch the show), to which Dean, the caustic and self-loathing brother, retorts, “Try New Mexico.  I understand that He’s appearing on a tortilla.”

“No,” says the somber and humorless angel.  “He does not appear on flatbreads.”

But He does appear in the bathroom at IKEA Glasgow.

turin_1504820fYes, boys and girls, it does seem that the fake wooden veneer on the door to the men’s at the Swedish home furnishing / meatball / smoked salmon outlet in Glasgow has somehow spouted the visage of what some are interpreting as Our Lord and Savior.  Or possibly Gandalf.  IKEA themselves are trying to claim that the image is that of ABBA mogul Benny Andersson.

I am intrigued by this.

Now, were the image Gandalf, I could understand why it appeared on the door to the gents.  After all, Ian McKellen, for all of his blustery swagger, does seem like he might enjoy the opportunity to hang out inconspicuously and watch young fashionable Glaswegian men urinate.

Benny Andersson is just a weak suggestion to try to prevent a shrine from being set up in IKEA — after all, the young Christian faithful might not pay for those Högbø cåndles that they set up in votive offering (to say nothing of what might happen to the flames if one of the previously mentioned fashionable young Glaswegian gents needed to use the bathroom to pass, say, an Act of Parliament).

But what on earth would Jesus be doing in the men’s room? Passing judgement over those who linger too long in front of the cøndøm dispenser?  Preventing anonymous gay sex in the stalls?  (If Larry Craig ever goes to Scotland, he’d better keep a damper on any cravings for lingonberry soda.  I’m just saying.)

My guess is that it’s actually a wood nymph.  Some mythical Scandinavian creature caught forever by a fortunate sawmill cut. Either that or someone down at the veneer factory is laughing their ass off right now … it’s a pretty good joke, actually.  Wish I’d thought of it.

In fact, I think there might be some tortillas in the fridge at work …

Rest and Relaxation

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

My wanderings around the state have come to an end, and not a moment too soon.  I do enjoy the traveling, but there comes a point when you’re in yet another hotel chain that looks like any other hotel chain (LaQuinta?  Fairfield Inn?  Hampton Inn?  Is there a difference?) when you realize that you simply can’t face one more morning with Faux News blaring in the background over another styrofoam plate and plastic fork breakfast featuring KAW-FEE brand coffee bean product and individually wrapped English Muffins (which are neither English nor muffins.  Discuss).

There is the occasional quirkiness to be had.  Despite the fact that San Angelo–which only two years ago was proudly putting in all of its tourist literature that it had the highest murder rate west of the Mississippi between 1850 and 1870–is now trying to bill itself as the culture capitol of the Panhandle Plains (a title that is disputed by … well, no one), the town is relatively uninteresting.  A tour around town on a Sunday evening revealed a frightening number of businesses with Christian names (such as: Bible Automotive.  I’m not kidding.) and a dearth of business actually open to the public.  After eating Mexican food from a restaurant that clearly used to be a service station (the food wasn’t bad — Bobby Flay had apparently been there at one point), Natalie and I wound up at Baskin Robbins … along with half the town because, as I may have mentioned, there was nothing else open at 7 pm on a Sunday.

Then there was the unexplained psychedelic van (above) that I stopped to photograph on the way out of town.  And this place:

This place practices false advertising: there are no man’s for sale in the man’s shop.

My most recent trip ended a scant three hours ago with a flourish and flutter (literally: the woman sitting next to me apparently cramming for a medical school exam who had refused four requests to put away her book and notes for landing seemed surprised when it all flew up the aisle upon touchdown.  That’ll learn her).

We were over in El Paso, the one place in the state that, it is regularly agreed upon, we must fly to.  I’ve heard rumors that you can drive it in under eight hours now, with the speed limit on I-10 through west Texas now legally at 80 miles per hour, but I’m more happy to reduce it to an hour and twenty minutes on Southwest Airlines.

I have always liked going to El Paso — in fact, I’ve enjoyed all of our trips to the border area, both in West Texas and down in the Rio Grande Valley (for the uninitiated among you, even though technically El Paso is on the Rio Grande, the term “Rio Grande Valley” seems to only apply to the part between Laredo and Brownsville, on the Gulf of Mexico).  We usually get groups that are really energetic and happy to learn, and this was the case with our session yesterday.  One of the guys was so enthusiastic that he engaged me in conversation in the men’s room.  I am not a particular fan of the conversation-while-I-pee.  If you see me in the men’s room, please don’t strike up a conversation until I’m at the sink, OK?

It’s also saying something about the sort of people that Natalie and I are that we kept coming back to the five or so really negative evaluations we collected at the end of the day.  There were 68 people in the room–our largest audience ever.  The vibe was overwhelmingly positive, but we still kept coming back to those negative ones.  I think somehow we just need to validate that the criticism isn’t valid–we’ve gotten unenthusiastic comments before, but this time the people who didn’t like us really didn’t like us, and they weren’t shy about expressing it.

At the end of the day, though, this last trip was a good note to end the late summer training sessions on.  We had a new audience, and they seemed to be happy with what we were doing.  The people who invited us were effervescent.  And then it was off to have a nice drink in the historic Dome Bar in the lobby of our hotel, the historic Hotel Paso del Norte.

And now … I’m home.  Next up is a trip to a conference in San Juan, Puerto Rico toward the end of September.  Technically it’s work.  I just wonder if I can put sunscreen on my expense account :D

Triptychs

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

I’ve been wanting to do something with the photos that I’ve shot for a while (hey, guess what you’re getting for Christmas, everyone?), and ran across these neat frames at IKEA (which I think is Swedish for “evil store that sucks you in and compels you to purchase items).  They’re a triptych of photos mounted about an inch behind frosted glass that separates out the three pictures:

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They were on clearance.  The catch, naturally, is that there was your typical IKEA art in them (stock photo of stones or trees.  Woo).  So, Ray and I decided to swap out the artwork with some of mine (OK, he suggested it and I readily agreed, because I like taking photos and he likes taking stuff apart).

So, we wound up with these pictures instead:

Wood inlay on the main doors, YeÅŸil Cami, Bursa. Tiling CRW_5356_RJ

I wound up having to take these to get them developed after it turned out that our laser printer doesn’t do the best job (not surprised, really, but figured I’d give it a shot).  These are photos that I shot of the door to the Green Mosque in Bursa, Turkey; stone work on a wall just off of Insadong-Gil in Seoul, Korea; and the door to the Mosque of Sultan Qalawun in Cairo, Egypt.  I set them all in black and white using Matt Kloskowski’s “A More Natural Black and White” preset in Adobe Lightroom.

We picked up a second one with a beechwood frame when we were at IKEA over the weekend.  Our bedroom, where I envision it going, is in shades of blue and beige, so I tried to find photos that matched the color scheme:

Ruins and Ocean, Tulum Postcard perfect AK Trip 246

… and those would be Tulum, Mexico; the Puna Coast of the Big Island, Hawaii; and Zanzibar.

I’m trying to get more into presenting my photography a little more, rather than just shooting it and collecting comments on Flickr, which seem to be few and far between.

I’m also trying to gauge what I need to shoot on my upcoming trip — it’s going to be a whirlwind in Turkey, and I’m hoping I still have enough energy to be adventurous in Egypt afterwards.  I have ideas — hopefully they’ll pan out!

So … whaddya think?

Captain Trips

Friday, May 1st, 2009

It’s official.  I’m over the swine flu thing.

I don’t mean that I contracted the illness and recovered.  I mean that I’m over the non-stop media frenzy over the disease in which not a single one of the media outlets is actually reporting what anyone with half a brain can tell: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT’S ACTUALLY GOING ON.

Cue, for example, the jumble of headlines I saw this morning on my way into the office.  The New York Times was reporting that the virus appears to be slowing down.  USA Today, however, screamed that the World Health Organization was moving the pandemic level up another number.  “It’s a 5!  It’s almost a 6!  That’s the highest number there is!  They might have to invent a 7 just for this disease!”

Several of the more sensible (cue finger quotes) outlets are beginning to run the story that the hysteria about swine flu might just be far worse than the disease itself.

I had a real wall-banger moment the other day when I saw that Israeli politician Yakov Litzman suggested that the name “swine flu” was inappropriate because of the swine=not kosher connection (a couple of the more politically correct news orgs ran headlines, “Is the name ‘swine flu’ offensive to Jews and Muslims?”), and suggested instead that the flu be named the “Mexican flu.”  Because it’s apparently better to offend Mexicans than Jews or Muslims.

(For the record, the Jews and Muslims that I work with were all rolling their eyes over that one.  “It’s not like you’re impure if you catch the disease just because it’s named for a pig!”)

Even better is this little ditty from Qatar Airways:

Qatar Airways requires that all operating crew wear masks on flights from the United States – namely daily services from New York, Washington DC and Houston.

The airline has taken additional mandatory measures for all 1,100 flight deck and 3,400 cabin crew to be vaccinated against influenza to limit the risk of contamination to passengers and staff. The flu vaccine is a protective measure and only protects against a certain strain of flu, not swine flu, which is at the centre of the current health concerns.

Passengers on Qatar Airways’ flights originating from the US to Doha are being issued with masks upon boarding and advised to wear them inflight. In addition, all Qatar Airways’ customer contact staff in the United States and at Doha International Airport are required to wear masks.

Seriously.  How about giving all of the passengers little bottles of Purell and towlettes to wipe themselves down with, given the number of surfaces on your standard airliner that test positive for fecal bacteria?

None of this is to belittle the illness itself–the cousin of a friend of mine was among the first fatalities in Mexico City, and the family has been quarantined by the Ministry of Health.  There are people out there dying from it.  If as much attention were being paid to the treatment of the disease as to, say, semantincs and hokey “preventative measures,” the pandemic could be nearly over.

It’s like the entire world is waiting for The Stand to happen in real life.  (Which leads me to another riff: Considering that he’s pretty much the epitome of pop culture, Stephen King is really bad at inventing pop culture in his own novels.  In The Stand, for example, the popular name given to the strand of the superflu that wipes out humanity is “Captain Trips” — oh, no!  The Captain and Tenille are killing everyone! — and one of the main characters has a top 40 hit called “Baby, Can You Dig Your Man?”  Yes, the book was originally written in the 70s, but I have a hard time imagining that any of this was culturally relevant even then.)

Another friend announced that she was retiring to her bedroom with a bottle of wine and planned to watch all 8 hours of the miniseries in order to dodge the flu.  I don’t know if it’ll work as a preventative, but it will answer the question, “Whatever happened to Corin Nemec?”

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