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Bah. Humbug.

Friday, December 26th, 2008

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It’s the day after Christmas, and even though it’s the second most spectacular shopping day of the year, I’m at home because, once again, I’m sick.

You see, for me, the question “what did you get for Christmas” is the not-fun kind of double-entendre.  Usually I get some sort of bug: a cold, the flu. I recall that one year as a child there was some projectile vomiting involved.

So, I made it through the holidays fairly unscathed.  Ray took off to see his family on Monday.  On Wednesday, I went over to my parents house, where they spoiled the dog rotten.  We went up again on Christmas Day, where Mocha was fondled and fawned over.  Then we went to see Doubt (it was a choice between that and Milk, and I just don’t think I could deal with seeing Milk with my parents - it doesn’t matter how supportive they are, I just don’t want to be watching James Franco make out with Sean Penn while sitting next to my Mom).

Since Dad has his traditional post-holiday 18 holes of golf today, Mom wanted me to come back up for lunch today (and, as I discovered when I called to tell her I wasn’t going to make it, help her prune the bushes that got damaged in one of the recent hard freezes).  But I woke up feeling achy and stuffy and with a sore throat (the kind that gives you a sexy voice, even if there’s no one around to hear it).

Who can tell what the cause is?  It’s a bit early for the cedar to kick in (as I discovered when I moved here, I’m highly allergic to cedar pollen).  More than likely it has something to do with the temperature bobbing up and down: Monday it was 35, today it’s 80, god knows what it’ll be tomorrow.

So, no lunch date with Mom for me.  Today it’s been lots of Sprite and … well, I’ve managed to finish off the Firefly Blu-Ray that Ray gave me for Christmas, topped it off with Serenity this morning, and have moved on to Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.  In fact, I even popped in Terminator II because I couldn’t remember some of the backstory, but found myself getting bored and doing dishes and puttering around to try to clear out some of the clutter before Ray gets home tomorrow (not  necessarily because I want the house to be spic and span when he gets here–which would be nice–but because he usually brings home more clutter with him).

This evening I may even try a return to broadcast television, but … well, I’m just not that desperate.  Not yet, anyway.  Plus, I still have all those Christmas cookies I made :)

Hope your holiday–whichever one it is–was enjoyable and illness free!

‘Tis the Season

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

I know that friends from around the country will laugh at my admitted southern wimpdom at declaring the weather down here “cold,” but for us, it’s cold, dagnabbit:

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For the record, today is a bit colder.  Oddly, the weather widget I’m looking at says: “Today: High 59, Low 54.  Right now: 40.”  (In Celsius, that’s a high of 15, a low of 12, and it’s currently 6.)  Ech.  What do they know?

It’s also raining right now, which I’m feeling a bit conflicted about, because it hasn’t rained in so long, but I had plans to take the dog to the park today.  (Ray left to go home yesterday, so I’m on my own and a bit bored.  I’ve managed to sit through two of the Austin Powers movies so far, and it’s not even noon.)  She hates getting baths, and I don’t like giving her baths, so taking her to the park when it’s going to be a big mud puddle doesn’t strike me as a lot of fun!

So, instead I decided to bake cookies.  How domestic of me!  I’m not great with the baking, but these came out great:

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These are Chocolate Crinkle Cookies, which I’ve never made before.  However, Bev and I were driving home last week and NPR had this cookie lady on, who described these in a style of narration that I can really only describe as semi-pornographic.  At one point, Bev and I looked at each other and I said, “I’m starting to feel a little dirty listening to this!” and she laughed and said, “I know, right?”  The narration was a bit lascivious in tone, but memorable enough that when I realized that I was going to show up to the folks’ house empty-handed, I thought, hmm.  I wonder if I have all of the right ingredients in the house?  And, for once, I did!

I also think that after eating more than two of these, you might become diabetic.  They’re really sweet.

So, anyway.  It’s a quiet week, but I’m enjoying it right now.  For many, the holidays are a time of stress, but for me, I’m just going to sit here and be a lazy bum.  The weather is cooperating with that plan quite nicely :)

Happy holidays, y’all!

And now for something completely silly

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

This morning my colleagues and I got to host 120 screaming high school students.  We split them into manageable groups of 30 each and sent them to four sessions, each one consisting of a talk and activity about a different country.

At the beginning of the day, they got a worksheet where they had to list two things that they learned in each session which they had to turn in at the end of the day to us.  We’re going to photocopy them and send them off to their teachers.

The following are what we call “howlers.”  They’re called that because they make you howl with laughter.  I know I probably shouldn’t be posting these online, but they’re anonymous and I kind of dare anyone to pipe up and admit they wrote any of these.

Without further ado:

What we learned about Argentina:

  • “Penguins get really confused and end up in Rio sometimes.”
  • “It’s down on North South America.”
  • “Most people are from eurupien (sic) decen (sic).”
  • “Coronary: the peso.”

What we learned about the Czech Republic* and Germany:

  • “Germans aren’t very proud to be German.”
  • “In Europe you didn’t wear deoderant (sic) and take a bath only once or twice a year.”
  • “Bavarians are extreme Catholics.”  (I’m totally going to suggest this one to ESPN.)
  • (under a heading labeled “Germany”) “Did not fight in World War II.”
  • “Marks invented capitalism.”
  • “Berlin is cool and divided by Berlin Wall in 80s.”
  • “Enough nukes to blow up the world 50 times.”

*frequently spelled “Check” even though it was right up there on the board in the front of the room.

What we learned about India:

  • “Bollywood is there.”
  • “Most movies have songs.”
  • “Snake charming is a more touristy attraction.”
  • “1 dollar equals 41 rubies.”

What we learned about Egypt:

  • “They live (sic) sugar and have a complicated alphabet.”
  • “Tile making is fun to do sometimes.”
  • “Kyro is the capital.”
  • “[word that looks like 'buffalo'**] are cool.”
  • “Taxi drivers use the horn a lot.”

** Note that we never discussed buffalo in the session.  I’m pretty good at reading bad handwriting, but have no idea what this word is supposed to be.

I know that anytime high school kids get out into the “real” world, the learning stops and it’s just a fun day, no matter how hard you try to make things educational.  I managed to piece together what was really said by reading enough of the evaluations, but it’s always intriguing how things get interpreted by people who are only half paying attention.

At any rate.  I plan to actively avoid the news media until about 9 PM tomorrow evening, which will be when the polls close on the west coast.  I can’t take it anymore, and there’s no reason that I have to.  I’ve already voted.  In 36 hours, this will all be over, one way or t’other …

The X-Files: One Last Ride

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

I bit the bullet and went to see the second X-Files movie today.

A bit of backstory: I used to be an X-Files fanboy (I never quite warmed to the term “X-Phile,” which is what the early fans decided to call themselves).  I was a fan from the very first season, which premiered my freshman year in college, and I distinctly recall gathering in the dorm room of the person we knew who had the largest color TV (15″!) to watch each and every Friday night.  It became a ritual, since we were all too young to drink and too snobbish to go to the bars where it didn’t matter.

The show, if you will recall, built one of the first Internet followings.  This was back in the days when getting onto the Internet involved climbing three flights of stairs in Mary Graydon Hall at American University and working your way back to a computer lab with machines so old that they clearly had been rejected by the government of Burkina Faso.  When the ancient green-and-black CRT displays kicked on, you had to choose whether you wanted to log into “Internet” or onto Bitnet.  I wonder whatever happened to Bitnet.

And, yes, I was one of the people who got the inside joke in the second season premiere, “Little Green Men,” when Scully flips through a passenger manifest looking for Mulder’s name and the other names on the list were all posters from the alt.tv.x-files newsgroup.  My name wasn’t on the list, since I was what you’d call a “lurker.”

I recall going to see the X-Files movie the night it came out (and recall trying not to be too disappointed with it).  At one point, I could explain the series’ entire mythology to you: the bees, the alien virus, the black oil, all of it.

The show lost me in its eighth and ninth seasons, however.  David Duchovny was publicy trying to exit his contract, and the show had been slated to end with season eight, but then Fox unexpectedly picked it up for a ninth season.  This is never a good sign–it didn’t go so well with Buffy, and I’m not really expecting a whole lot from Scrubs.

I watched the show’s final episode in May 2002 more out of a feeling of obligation than anything else–the world changed that final season, and stories about government consipracies just weren’t really all that entertaining anymore.  The show signed off, producer Chris Carter promised us that it would continue in movie form, and we waited.  And waited.  And waited.

I was excited after seeing the trailers for the movie.  Then the reviews started to come out and, well, they weren’t terribly good.  The New York Times review wasn’t great, and the posting on io9 was just brutal.  Hence, when Ray asked last night if I wanted to go see the movie, I declined.  (Mostly this had to do with my aversion to paying the evening price for a movie, and I was exhausted after romping around San Antonio all day).

I glanced at more reviews this morning, sighed, and then put the thought out of my mind while Ray and I met my mother for lunch.  Then, on a whim, I checked movie times, saw there was a show in half an hour at the cinema near our house, and said, “Let’s go.”

The reviews are right on one major point: The X-Files: I Want to Believe is not a summer blockbuster.  It’s like an extended version of one of the show’s non-mythological episodes (which, frankly, the reviewers should have seen coming since Chris Carter said it wouldn’t involve the mythology, and the studio gave it a small budget).

But I liked it anyway.  What the movie does do is bring the series to a conclusion that would have been impossible six years ago.  And I have to admit, I kind of think it’s a conclusion — early buzz suggests that the movie probably won’t do that well, which probably rules out a sequel.  Too bad.  I think the movie does a nice job of setting up where Scully and Mulder are now in their lives.

I walked out with the same feeling I got when we saw Serenity, the movie based on Joss Whedon’s cancelled-too-early series Firefly.  Maybe it was one long in-joke, maybe it wasn’t as action oriented as it should have been, but it did what it needed to do.  It was, in short, appropriate.  It was nice to see Scully and Mulder again.  Maybe we’ll catch them again sometime, maybe not.  After all, as the after-credits scene suggests, they’re doing just fine without us.

12 of 12: July 2008

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

It’s time for 12 of 12 again!

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We’re having a fire ant problem in the house – they’re all over the kitchen and eating the bait right and left … and leaving crumbs in it, too.  Ugh.  They were all over the sofa when I sat down this morning – that was new, and I flipped out and went out to get the big guns:

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So, first thing this morning I spread out the fire ant treatment.  This afternoon, I found them in the dishwasher.  The dishwasher!

To borrow a line from a recent Hollywood B-movie, I’ve had it with these mother$*&#ing ants in my mother$*&#ing house!

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Mocha, as you can see, is significantly less interested in the ant problem.

Mocha and her Monkey

And here she takes a nap with her stuffed monkey.

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Ray and I got out of the house to go meet our friend Michael.

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We met up at Chuy’s, a local Tex-Mex restaurant best known for its jalapeno ranch dip (oh, and the time they busted Jenna Bush for underage drinking).

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After that, the three of us went to the movies – we went to see the new version of Journey to the Center of the Earth in 3D.

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For the record, the 3D is an extra $3.  I kind of agree with the New York Times about the movie: if it weren’t for the 3D, it would have been pretty bad.  So make sure that if you do go, you see it in 3D.  You get to keep the damned glasses, at least.  That almost (OK, not really) makes up for the ticket price.

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Back home, Mocha is agitating for a walk.  However, she had to wait because it’s flipping hot in Texas these days – we hit 99 degrees today (37 C).

For dinner, Ray and I went to a local Pho place that we like.  Ray attempted to emulate the pose of … well, here’s Ray:

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and here (this isn’t one of the 12) is the owner of a restaurant in Monterrey, Mexico, called “El Rey del Cabrito” who looks just a little too excited about the food his restaurant serves:

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Pho rocks.  heh.

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OK, so this might seriously be the most Texas photo I’ve ever taken.  Dairy Queen on a Saturday night.

Ray didn’t have to convince me very hard to swing by to pick up the “Blizzard of the Month” because this month it features Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies.  Thin Mints are my weakness, they’re the thing that I have those stories about?  You know, the ones that start, “This one time when I was in college, I ate a whole box of Thin Mints … “

I ordered a small.  And it was goood…

Happy 12th, everyone!  Hey, take my if you haven’t done so already!

 

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