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Accidental Invasion

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

I love stuff like this because it’s another illustration of how absurd world politics can be sometimes. I had to do a double-take to make sure I wasn’t accidentally reading The Onion when I saw the headline: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein.

Of course, it’s all a story about an army unit that got lost and accidentally crossed the border in the middle of the night — plus, Liechtenstein doesn’t have an army of its own — but who says the AP doesn’t have a flair for the dramatic? Wouldn’t you just love to be able to tell a story that starts with, “You know, there was this one time that I accidentally invaded Liechtenstein … “?

The final frontier

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

The New York Times reports on the fallout from the Super Bowl Snickers commercial, and the final frontier of public acceptability for gays and lesbians: the ability to kiss in public without raising eyebrows.

New Year’s Massage

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

It’s the last day of the year, and I’ve been trying to think up some way to sum up my thoughts on 2006. The problem is that I don’t have thoughts on 2006. I was laying in bed last night with a bout of insomnia, squished between Ray and the dog (who likes to take her half out of the middle, if you know what I mean), and it suddenly occurred to me that 2006 was an Olympic year. There were Olympic games, weren’t there? I remember something about Torino and the buzz over a hot young snow boarder who didn’t get any medals. That was such a long time ago…

Anyway.

Me and Ray at Fort Qayt Bey, Alexandria

Personally, 2006 was a fairly decent year. Ray went to Egypt with me (his first ‘real’ trip out of the United States) in the summer, and got to see firsthand why being in charge of a group of people does not in any way resemble a vacation. My folks came another step closer to moving to Austin, which is a good thing. Since I moved to Austin, I seem to only see them once or twice a year, regardless of whether they live in Columbus, Ohio, Ocean Springs, Mississippi, or Memphis. My brother and his girlfriend have settled in Chicago after a little bit of a rocky start to their lives back in the U.S. after several years in Korea. I got what the state of Texas considers a “raise.” And a couple of people that I didn’t enjoy working with at all no longer work at the University.

I started blogging on a regular basis, too. Don’t let’s forget that.

I’ve seen a bunch of lists of things that people enjoyed about this year, so here are my highly subjective picks for the best of 2006:

Best film(s) I saw this year:

Little Miss SunshineLittle Miss Sunshine. I understand that a lot of people viewed this as an emperor with no clothes sort of film: a much ballyhooed film that’s a critics darling that just doesn’t deliver in the theater. I know this because that’s Ray’s opinion of it.

For me, I haven’t laughed so hard at a movie in a long time. I enjoyed every single minute of it, and I may have to break down and purchase it on DVD.

The other contender, Volver,which I expect to enjoy highly as well, hasn’t opened in Austin yet, so that will go in the 2007 list.

I also greatly enjoyed Casino Royale, not that I think it was the best film of the year. Another movie that circled me due to circumstance before I finally got to see it is an Egyptian film called The Yacoubian Building.

The book has just gotten a wide release in the U.S. — naturally this was after we had to comb Cairo to find a copy in English because every bookstore kept selling out (it’s been out in Arabic for years). It got to the point where we started acting on rumors that a small mom-and-pop store in a distant neighborhood might have a copy with a torn cover hidden under the counter.
The Yacoubian Building was the biggest budget film ever made in Egypt, with a budget of 30 million Egyptian pounds (about $5 million), and the production values shine through. In Egypt, both the book and the film are risqué – in the U.S., they’re kind of bland, but one has to bear in mind that issues like corruption, fundamentalism, sexual harassment and homosexuality are taboo in film and literature in Egypt, so the book caused quite a stir — and several of the more religious-minded members of the Egyptian parliament tried to ban the film even while it was playing to packed houses every night. Unfortunately, it’s probably not going to get a wide release in the U.S., which is too bad. The copy I saw wasn’t exactly legal, but enough to get the point …

Best book(s) I read this year:

1047-shantaramI’m kind of surprised to find myself glowingly recommending a book like Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts. In all honesty, I didn’t actually read this book – it was read to me. I’ve been a huge fan of audio books since I started getting stuck in traffic on a twice-daily basis (and since NPR started turning me into a ranting lunatic).

Shantaram is the story of Lindsey Ford, aka, Linbaba — neither of which are his real name — an Australian bank robber who escaped from prison and eventually makes his way to Bombay, where the story opens. The books spans several years, quite possibly includes every one of Bombay’s millions of residents, has enough organized crime to make The Sopranos look like it belongs on PAX-TV, and is written in an amateurish “I must end every chapter with a profound thought” style — and I loved every single second of it.

We listened from late August till mid-December. I despaired on days when Beverly (my co-worker and carpool mate) and I didn’t ride in together because it wouldn’t be fair to listen to the story without her. It’s the sort of story that makes you laugh out loud, weep a little, and wish it hadn’t ended. I don’t care if the sequel is another 28 hour, 900 page read. I’ll be first in line.

Best Show(s) on Television that I’ve Seen

Do I even need to identify Battlestar Galactica as my pick here?

This has been a pretty decent year in Television. My Runners-up (in no particular order):

  • Epitafios (not new, but I watched it this year, and this is my list, so it counts … )
  • My Name is Earl. Come on, even my parents like it…

I’m starting to get over Lost, and I’ve still got a wait-and-see attitude about Heroes and Studio 60. I still enjoy Family Guy, even though it jumped the shark a long time ago…

Most indispensable Web site(s):

Wikipedia. It’s still a work in progress, and God knows that it always needs to be double-checked, but as a first stop, Wikipedia is a good pick. Especially if you need to check the spelling in another language…

The New York Times. I know, I know. Rather predictable for me — but I like the New York Times, and I can’t afford to pay for it to be delivered (not that I’m sure they’d even deliver to me in the ‘burbs), so I stick with the online version.

I could take this list further, but I’m running out of steam.

Anyway. I gave up New Year’s resolutions a long time ago, usually because I don’t ever keep them. For those of us who work in academia, August is a much better time to make “new year’s resolutions.” Not that I did then, either.

I hope, however, that 2007 is a more peaceful year than 2006, and that we get ourselves on the road to national reconciliation. This country is quite a factional mess right now, and it would be nice to stop all the name calling and start working together for once. Of course, that’s something I wish every year, and it never comes true, but for the next ten and a half hours, I can hope, can’t I?

Enjoy New Year’s Eve. Be safe. Be happy. And see you in 2007!

(p.s. Before anyone points out that the title of this post is misspelled, let me explain: I read a headline this morning about “Castro gives Cubans New Year’s message,” except that I misread the title as “Castro gives Cubans New Year’s massage,” so I clicked on the article and expected to read something completely different. I mean, he’s going down the hill, so it’s the sort of weird and eccentric thing you’d expect from him, right?)

Insanity is Universal

Monday, December 11th, 2006

I’ve started this post about six times, and I keep running out of steam on it.  I’m going to finish this time, dammit.

Every so often I wish I were a less interested person.  It’s been one of those days where I look at the news and sigh, and then I get depressed.  And then I drink more coffee which makes me jittery.

This is the Information Age, or so I am told, and today I have seen several examples of how the Information Age is being used quite successfully to communicate bad information.

It should have come as no surprise to me that the Bush administration is “reviewing its options” on Iraq in the wake of last week’s report by the Iraq Study Group.  One of the options it’s pursuing includes creating a new panel that will offer a “second opinion” on the ISG report, and — surprise, surprise — it’s made up of people hand picked by the White House. 

Let me offer a translation here: they’ve picked people they like to form a panel that will tell them what they want to hear.  Now — and I’ll admit I could be wrong because of my mental disorder — isn’t this how we got into this mess in the first place?  According to that newspaper I cite way too often, the only recommendations that the ISG makes that the administration plans to implement are the ones that were already underway when the report came out.

It’s sad, really.  They’re still convinced there’s a victory to be had in Iraq.  Bush, in Viet Nam last month, said that critics of our policy in Iraq should look at where we are now with Viet Nam as a positive role model.  I guess someone forgot to tell him that we lost the war in Viet Nam and didn’t speak to the Vietnamese for over 20 years.  If they don’t like parts of the report, that’s fine – it’s  not a perfect document – but they’re throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

Meanwhile, in the Axis of Evil: today, there’s a conference in Iran that will discuss whether or not the Holocaust was a hoax.  Just when you think that relations between East and West can’t get any worse, someone goes and sticks their foot in their mouth.  (Of course, this could be viewed as a mutual bad thing: white-supremacist David Duke is there.  Apparently after denouncing the US government, he’s OK with the Census Bureau’s definition of Persians as part of the white race.) 

This is all part of President Ahmadinejad’s bizarro reaction to the Danish cartoon thing last year in which he decided that the appropriate response to cartoons lampooning the Prophet Mohammad was to encourage the free expression of Holocaust denial.  It makes sense … if you bang your head against the wall enough times.  More proof that the Iranian president is his own worst enemy.

And just to prove that the craziness is worldwide, there will be no Christmas at Sea-Tac Airport this year, because the airport management decided to take down their display of Christmas trees rather than put up a menorah:

After consulting with lawyers, port staff believed that adding the menorah would have required adding symbols for other religions and cultures in the Northwest. The holidays are the busiest season at the airport, [a spokesman] said, and staff didn’t have time to play cultural anthropologists.

Now, I work for a small office and I understand the issue of biting off more than one can chew — but shouldn’t a major international airport that gets daily flight arrivals from Europe and Asia be prepared for this sort of thing? 

This reminds me of the whole ‘war on Christmas’ thing that popped up here at UT last week — and, as we all know now thanks to the Young Conservatives of Texas, it’s all the fault of the gays, the ACLU, and Nancy Pelosi.  Just so we’re clear.

It makes me sad, really.  Is our age only as enlightened as the people that use information?

Wii Are No Longer Amused.

Friday, December 8th, 2006

I’d like to think it’s all my fault, but judging from the still fairly scant readership of my blog, I think I can probably sleep easy tonight.

I am referring to use of the word “Wii,” as in “Nintendo Wii,” in cute headlines and blog headings. Recently, I’ve noticed that it’s been popping up all over the place. I’ve seen too many bad Wii jokes on the G4 network (Ray usually has it on when I get home). Patrick at 20sum recently published a post called “Wii are Family.” But I knew it was getting bad trouble when I trolled over to the New York Times Web site and saw a link on the front page called “Wii Have a Problem.”

It’s on The Lede (pronounced “led”), which is one of the NYT’s new attempts to be hip and cool by entering the blogsphere. But when it pops up on the New York Times home page I think counts as an automatic jump-the-shark trigger.

Apprently owners of the Nintendo Wii have been complaining about flying remotes (there’s a strap on them — hello?!) because the game system requires you to do all sorts of elaborate hand motions that are beyond most of us who are coordinationaly challenged (I have no idea if that’s even a real word). I was just playing Rayman Raving Rabbids and my left arm feels like it’s about to fall off because I had to keep reloading the carrot juice gun (probably better if you don’t ask).

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There is a Web site with lots of tales of woe, not coincidentally also called WiiHaveAProblem.com.

That said, my eyes almost popped right out of my head when I saw a link to another entry on the The Lede informing me that a recent study has shown that standard condoms are too large for most Indian men. I don’t even want to know how they managed to figure that one out.

At any rate. Here’s hoping you have a good weekend – and keep an eye out for flying Wii controllers …

 

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