Nicosia [GP:Nicosia], sunny, 40 degrees.
A couple of observations.
I don’t like bureaucrats. People whose sole duty it is to spout off propaganda representing some official line or another. We had a meeting at the Ministry of Education this morning during which we were talked at (not to) by a group of official bureaucrats. They had prepared elaborate PowerPoint presentations with a lot of distracting bells and whistles, which they read to us word for word and offered little embellishment upon.
I don’t like PowerPoint presentations. I don’t like PowerPoint presentations that are read to me when I’m perfectly capable of reading them myself, particularly if the presentation is in my own native language and not that of the speaker. I know that’s being catty, but honestly, if you’re just going to read what you wrote, take the agonizing 30 minutes of halting English narrative out of the equation and do everyone a favor. Then answer questions.
I don’t like bureaucrats. I know I said that before, but it’s worth repeating. What I got out of the morning’s presentation is the following:
1. The educational system in the Republic of Cyprus (what our hosts referred to constantly as “free” Cyprus) is flawless. It is the system upon which all other systems should be based. In fact, the modifications made to suit the European Union requirements were really just a slight change of language, because the Cyprus system is, as previously mentioned, perfect. Do yourself a favor and don’t forget this, because it will save time later.
2. There is no ministry of education in the North (or what our hosts referred to as “illegally occupied Cyprus.”) Even if there were such a body, the Ministry we visited this morning is the only one that matters. Do yourself a favor and don’t forget this, because it will save time later.
3. There being no ministry of education in the North, there is absolutely no point in comparing the wonderful schools of the perfect Republic of Cyprus system with the schools that may or may not be operated by the criminal illegal occupying entity in the North. Our schools are better, theirs suck, and anyway they aren’t legitimate and therefore don’t count. Do yourself a favor and don’t forget this, because it will save time later.
If the whole purpose of this exercise, of our being here in Cyprus in the first place, is to understand the situation on the island as it exists today, I fail to understand the point of this morning’s meeting. We were talked at, not to. Our questions were answered with rhetoric that would have pleased Ari Fleischer to no end. Obvious contradictions – such as the fact that hammering a Greek identity into students in the Republic is perfectly acceptable while the Turkish administration of the North doing the same for its students with a Turkish identity is criminal – were left unaddressed and open to speculation, which is what I’m doing now.
As a point of our separation of reality, when asked about what the Cypriots thought of the American educational system, we were given a response that had to do with the schools here being far less violent (even though violence was raised as one of the first issues in the meeting), which culminated in the Head Inspectress delivering the following pearl of wisdom: “No one has been shot in Cyprus.” It was worth writing down.
I digress.
This afternoon we took a self-guided excursion to Lefkara, a village in the lower end of the Troodos mountains, which are the predominant geographic feature of the island. It was quite a nice change from rushing around Nicosia. Afterwards, we went to Larnaca and sat on the beach for a couple of hours, and it was a very nice way to finish the day.
I’m off to meet people to watch the Greece-Czech Republic game. Like the Olympics, Cyprus has bought in lock, stock, and barrel to Greece’s success in the European tournament, and we are promised a crazy night in the streets of Nicosia if the Hellenic team wins again. Should be fun.