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Welcome to my Web site. My name is Chris, and I’ll be your host. I live in Austin, Texas, with my partner, Ray, and our child dog, Mocha. You can read more about me, learn 100 random things about me, and if you’re wondering what the heck a khowaga is, click here. Feel free to browse, read, and leave comments!

Tag: ‘sports’



My Life in Photographs

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

So, I haven’t posted recently.  Well, here’s the story: on the way home from Atlanta, I was kidnapped by Tuareg nomads who happened to be roaming the luggage carousel at the Atlanta Airport for no particular reason, and I was held for a ransom of three thousand kilograms of gummy bears and a crate’s worth of the 1994 swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated.  That having been completed …

Ah, who’m I kidding.  I got a cold in Atlanta that knocked me on my back for two days, and then I got to fly to Boston at the ass crack of dawn on Saturday morning for four solid days of meetings, networking, and restaurant food.

Finally, on Monday, I managed to get out of the hotel for a whole two hours to wander up the street to Copley Place, Boston Common, and the Old Granary Burial Ground, home to such American Revolutionary Heroes as Paul Revere, Samuel Adams, and the parents of Benjamin Franklin (who is, I believe, buried in Philadelphia).

Here are some photos from my wanderings:

Trinty Church

Repetition

Alleyway

Berries

Old Granary Burial Ground

Old Granary Burial Ground

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!

On Physical Activity and Other Inconveniences

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

After a lengthy absence therefrom, I have finally returned to the land of the work out.  You may applaud accordingly.

Physical fitness is one of those things that I know I should be more interested in than I actually am.  After all, who wouldn’t want to lick from head to toe look like young Marco Dapper here:

The problem I have with actually attaining this goal personally is that I happen to find spending time in large cavernous rooms that smell like old sweat in order to pick up heavy objects and put them down repeatedly one of the most stultifyingly dull activities imaginable.  It’s down there with doing my taxes (sorry, Matt).

I know that I have the “wrong attitude.”  Some of my gym rat friends have told me this repeatedly.  “Think of it as ‘you time,’” one has told me often.  “You’re taking time for yourself and not for anyone else.”  While this may be true, time I take for myself is more pleasurably spent doing many things other than putting myself in extreme physical discomfort so that afterwards I can shower in an open room with a bunch of extremely overweight unattractive men while trying not to let on that my arms are so sore that I can barely raise them high enough to wash my hair.

Yes, as you can see, I very much embody the wrong attitude.  I’ve tried the “workout partner” thing, too.  That lasted as long as it took for me to want to throw one of the heavy objects at said workout partner.  In addition to his numerous other psychological problems, the gent in question was one of those who, if I somehow managed to perform with more weight than he could, would stand back, analyze my form using those years of experience in physical training that he gained working on his doctorate in film studies, and declare, “I think you’re doing that wrong.”

For many years, I forced myself to the gym a few times a week, but I always run up against the same problem: I belong to the gym at work.  I carpool.  My carpool ride doesn’t go to the gym herself.  I also recognize that I am an early morning workout kind of person – if I leave it until later in the day, I will come up with every excuse imaginable not to go.

A couple of years ago, Ray acquired a WiiFit.  I was intrigued by the concept of the WiiFit.  It’s a workout that you can do at home!  Right?

Well, the WiiFit has a couple of problems, most of which are incorporated in the fact that you get to pick and choose your exercises.  There’s very little guidance, which means that if you happen to not like doing a particular activity, you can just not do it.

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The WiiFit also has the slightest of attitude problems.  When I started to lag behind, I recognized perfectly well that one of the reasons that I was avoiding it had to do with not wanting to sit through the scolding it was likely to give me when I came back.

So, last week, Ray announced that he wanted to get the newest home work out program for the Wii – EA Active, it’s called.

And here’s what I’m going to say about it: it’s kicking my ass.  And I kind of like it.  It makes up for the shortcomings of WiiFit — there’s a personal trainer (“30 day challenge”) that makes you do exercises that you don’t want to (I fucking HATE lunges).  It also rotates them so that you’re not doing the same thing every day — this was something I never quite managed myself with WiiFit.  Best of all, I can do it in the morning before I leave for work — I have to get up a little earlier, but I feel like I’m actually accomplishing something besides doing yoga poses in my underwear.

While it incorporates the Wii Balance Board (what she’s standing on in the cartoon), it’s a little weird about it.  WiiFit used the balance board to take your weight and calculate body mass – EA Action wants you to input your weight manually.  For the past few days, I was convinced that the settings had slipped somehow because I wasn’t using the balance board at all, but today it was back.  And I kind of wished it weren’t.

Probably the biggest annoyance is that I’ve had to hold poses for a really long time before realizing that the problem is that I’m holding the Wii Remote and Nunchuk incorrectly, so the machine isn’t registering that I’ve done the set.  I’m not sure whether that’s an annoyance with me or with the system.

But at any rate, I’m through my first full week of the 30 day challenge, and it’s actually bringing me back.  That’s new.  And different.  And I kind of like it :)

The Never-Gonna-Get-There Blues

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

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It’s currently 8:19 pm Austin time, 6:19 pm San Francisco time, and I haven’t got the foggiest idea what time it is in Korea because, as far as I can tell, we’re never actually going to get there.

I’ve been on long flights before, but it never ceases to amaze me how you can zonk out for what feels like hours, have vivid dreams (in my case, accompanied by equally vivid cursing people out–out loud–to the consternation of both my boyfriend and the other passengers, and wake up to discover you’ve been out for about thirty minutes.  Ugh.

It has been a long, exhausting couple of days. On Saturday night (jeez, was that only two days ago?), Rodney had us over for a make your own pizza night.  We’ve done these in the past; they’re kind of fun.  He gets dough from a local Italian restaurant and then everyone gets to make up their own toppings.  It’s a nice idea in theory, however, between the overconsumption of pizza with odd and conflicting toppings and my nerves about the trip (yes, I get a little anxious before travel, especially to new parts of the world where I don’t even know how to say “yes” or “no”), I was up half the night.  Had my digestive system been an airplane, the flight attendants would have been on the PA making the announcement to “please exit the aircraft through the nearest door.”  That started around 2 in the morning and continued in fits and spurts (no pun intended, although perfectly applicable) until around 9.

The panic attack happened around 10 when I began contemplating what would happen if I hadn’t recovered enough to make the trip.  Between the, “what if I can’t fly tomorrow because I’m still too sick?” and “dear God what is wrong with me that I’m stressing this much about this trip,” well … I’ve had panic attacks before, and I’ve heard said that people have confused them with heart attacks.  This was the first time I ever had one of those kinds of panic attacks.  Fortunately, I knew what was happening and was able to take measures accordingly without involving a trip to the emergency room or somesuch.  It did, however, involve me sleeping a good chunk of the early afternoon.

Anyway, where this is all going is that it was mid-afternoon before either myself or Ray was ready to begin packing.  As the luggage is in the cargo hold, I’m still not convinced we didn’t forget … many things, but we seem to have done all right with the carry ons.

Mom and Dad came to pick us up at 5:30 in the morning — which, because it’s my parents, meant that they came at 5:20.  I had these grandiose visions of taking all sorts of artistic shots of the luggage and the tickets splayed out along with out passports and … yeah, no.  Flying the first Monday morning — the first work day — after New Year’s is ridiculous.  We got to the airport in Austin, and thank God that Dad has earned elite status with United Airlines because if we’d had to go through the main check in line, we might, in fact, still be waiting.  The line for security — all three of them — were wrapped around the terminal.  By the time we got through security, we stopped-by mutual agreement-long enough to pick up something to eat since none of us had had breakfast, and walked right on the airplane.

Three and a half hours later we were in gray, rainy San Francisco, where we had the fun and excitement of a four hour layover that involved repeated walks up and down the G concourse, where there isn’t much in the way of food that’s inexpensive or particularly fast.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, we boarded this here Boeing triple-7  that, according to the Airshow program on my little foldout screen, is currently at 35,000 feet, traveling around 500 miles per hour on a west northwest heading over the Pacific Ocean a good distance south of the Aleutian islands.  We’re not even halfway there yet – Korea (nor Japan) hasn’t even come into view on the screen.

I know the best thing for it is to just sit here and tune out everything, and accept that we’ll get there at some point, but there’s no rush.  My limit on being able to sit still the entire flight, though, is right around 9-10 hours.  This one’s scheduled at 12 and a half.

I wonder if I can score another glass of water off the flight attendant.

Next post from Korea, or bust!

God Bless Italy … Again

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

The next installments in the Dolce and Gabbana underwear advertising campaign featuring scantily clad members of an Italian sports team (rugby this time):

In case you don’t remember the last time, allow me to refresh yer memory:

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It’s a nice start for a Wednesday :wink:

The Unsexiness of Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

It’s lunchtime. Will walks into my office.

“I hear that you got some amusement out of my racketball injury,” he says.

“Why yes, I did,” I respond, thinking that the next time I see ___, I’m going to have to clarify to her that when I say Don’t tell Will I said this she ought not to tell Will that I said it.

“You think it’s funny that I ran into a wall at a high rate of speed?” he asks.

“I think that it’s hilarious that you ran into a wall at a high rate of speed,” I answer. It is very hard to Will imagine moving at a high (or even medium) rate of speed. Will is very low key.

“Let’s keep in all in perspective,” I say. “I’m pretty sure that I’ve managed to develop carpal-tunnel syndrome in both wrists. So, in essence, I have managed to injure myself by sitting on my fat ass typing on my computer keyboard. I make fun of your sports injury to hide my own insecurity about the fact that I haven’t actually done anything that could be remotely construed as physical labor for many, many months.”

Will nods again. “So, what you’re saying is that you are, in fact, jealous of my sports injury.”

“Very much so. In fact, I may have to appropriate it for myself at some point–especially if the doctor gives me a wrist brace. I’ll have to come up with some sports injury or something sexy as a cover story.”

Will: “Because carpal-tunnel is unsexy.”

Me: “Because carpal-tunnel is unsexy.”

Because carpal-tunnel is unsexy. Dammit.

 

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