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Welcome to my Web site. My name is Chris, and I’ll be your host. I live in Austin, Texas, with my partner, Ray, and our child dog, Mocha. You can read more about me, learn 100 random things about me, and if you’re wondering what the heck a khowaga is, click here. Feel free to browse, read, and leave comments!

Tag: ‘weekends’



Brunch. With Peacocks.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Yesterday was one of those days that weekends should be like.

We had a relaxing morning at home.  The inlaws left early, and Mocha was sprawled out on the sofa snoring loudly — three days of entertaining a puppy had zonked her out.  At one point on Saturday, as Freckles was literally running circles around her in the backyard, I told Mocha out loud that she’s becoming a crotchety old lady.  Her preferred position was to sit on the deck and watch Freckles run in circles.

Natalie told me a while back that she wanted to take me to brunch for my birthday, but given our travel schedules, this was the first weekend that we could actually go.  She insisted that we go to Green Pastures, a place I’ve heard about a number of times, but haven’t actually been.  This is one of the things that I find annoying about living in the suburbs: I hear about all of these quirky, quaint, and/or neat places in town, but usually lack the will on the weekends to get in the car, drive into town, and try them.

Like many a business in South Austin, Green Pastures is located in a residential area of the sort that has you questioning whether you’re totally lost in the moments right before you get there.  It’s located in an Old Historic Place, and we in Austin do like our Old Historic Places.

I wasn’t quite prepared to have to dodge peacocks in the parking lot, however.

There’s something very turkey-like about the way peacocks look, almost to the point where I started to wonder if they taste like turkey.  Gobble gobble.

Brunch was a grand affair (much grander once the piano player quit playing her repertoire of songs that were once popular and had appeared on the Muppets at some point or another).

Highlights from the menu:

Smoked Prime Rib with Au Jus, Creole Mustard, and Horseradish Sauce.
Lentil and Red Pepper Salad.
Chilled Seared Duck Breast with Mango Chutney.
Sesame Tuna with Wasabi and Soy.
Artichokes with Parmesan and Sun-dried Tomatoes.
Chicken topped with Prosciutto in a Mushroom Sauce.

There was also a chocolate fountain, white chocolate and pecan bread pudding, several different kinds of cheesecake bars, and milk punch.

What is milk punch, you ask?  Well, let me tell you: it’s a 1/2 gallon of vanilla ice cream mixed with 22 ounces of whole milk, 4 ounces of bourbon, 3 ounces of rum, and one ounce of brandy.  It tastes like a vanilla milk shake and it’s something of a life changing experience.  It certainly is mood changing.

After the meal, over which we lingered, we waddled around the grounds of the estate.  (They rent them for weddings.)  I began taking pictures of peacocks, who are not the nicest birds.  Natalie and Ray were laughing at me as I would attempt to sneak up on a peacock victim, stopping whenever the bird would look in my direction.  “I know he’s going to attack me,” I said at one point.

“Yes, we know,” Ray said.  “We’ve got our cameras ready.”

Thanks, guys.

This one was clearly on the prowl for the ladies, who were clearly not interested.  Honestly, it was like Saturday night on 6th street.

On the way home, I insisted on driving by the iconic “Greetings from Austin” mural that’s been reprinted on every other postcard in town.

The afternoon was pretty lazy: post brunch nap (naturally), followed by television: catching up on Battlestar and Dollhouse, and deciding not to eat dinner because we were still full from brunch.

See, that’s how a lazy Sunday should be.

Rising to the Challenge

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Sam memed me.  What the heck, I was feeling short on inspiration.  I’ll deal with the psychological ramifications of responding to a challenge from a lad nearly half my age in therapy  :)

The challenge is simple: you’re supposed to list five things you’re addicted to.  

#1.  The Internet.

This one goes right at the very top of the list.  I’d never heard of the Internet when I first got to university and my World Politics TA, whose name I do remember but won’t list here, made us all learn how to use something called “e-mail.”  I learned how to use “e-mail” in October, but didn’t actually know anyone else who had it until the following spring.  

Nowadays, I get e-mail on my cell phone.  I actually find this annoying, because I don’t always want to have e-mail coming in on my telephone, especially on weekends off.  You can tell I find this annoying when I take my phone out of my pocket every time it gives that specific shudder vibration that indicates a new message has come in.

My mail is online, my photos are online, I’m connected to half of the known universe by blog, facebook, and flickr.  Friend me!

Yeah, I definitely think that qualifies as an addiction.

 

#2.  Shoes.

My name is Chris, and I’m a shoe whore.

I think I’ve admitted this before — I seem to recall having a length discussion about Danny’s inner Aztec goddess who threatened to eat his still beating heart right out of his chest if he didn’t purchase a pair of shoes.

I don’t actually buy shoes that often, but I have been known to purchase a pair and get home only to realize that I already own them (fortunately on all occasions I’ve been able to add “in another color.”)  The shoe section of our closet — which is far too small–is overrun.

 

#3.  Books.

“You know, you can get those for free at the library,” my mother is fond of saying, every time she comes over and sees the bookshelves.  She’s so not an addict.  The first time as an undergrad that I walked into a professor’s office and saw every wall lined with shelves sagging under the weight of books crammed in every which way, I thought, “I’m not alone!”

At this point, I have most of my academic books at work and my fun trashy books at home.  I’m starting to grow short on space for books at work, though, because I spend part of my budget on books for research. Granted, I haven’t picked up David Cook’s Martyrdom in Islam yet (I really can’t for thelife of me remember what I was doing that I thought it would be useful), but some of the others–Desiring Arabs, Ornament of the World, Muslins in Spain 1492-1611–I have devoured as quickly as humanly possible.  Hey, I’m a history geek.  I like this stuff.

At home, on the other hand, I’ve got The Devil Wears Prada on my night stand.  Granted, at the moment, I’m reading a trashy Egyptian novel by an author you probably haven’t heard of, but trust me: it’s trashy.

 

#4.  Food.

I know, we all need food to live.  If I’m an addict, we all are, right?

Well, here’s the thing.  There’s food, and then there’s food.  I am loathe to refer to myself as a “foodie” because a former coworker used to proudly call herself that.  Mainly, I think it was so that she could excuse her own bizarre tastes and self-diagnosed food allergies under a mask of snobbishness (“I’m a foodie” sounds so much better than “Eating onions gives me explosive diarrhea”).

Natalie’s friend Jacques–the one who took us to Teotihuacan and then out to dinner with his partner where I learned many interesting Spanish words–asked me if I was a foodie, and I said, “I wouldn’t say that I’m a foodie.  I just enjoy eating.”

“Well,” he said, “That’s what being a foodie is.”

So maybe I am a foodie.  I don’t know.  I like trying new recipes in my kitchen, and I like trying new foods when I go out.  Our pantry is stocked with spices I’ve only used a handful of times, and on very rare occasions we have to have a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner because a recipe I’ve tried has turned out very, very, very badly. 

But at least we tried it.  ;)

 

#5.  Photography.

I dithered about putting this one up here.  Am I trying to sound cool?  I wonder.  Then I think about all of the meetings and places that I have wandered into with my camera to the consternation of colleagues, my parents, my boyfriend, and people who have decided to just pretend they don’t know who I am.  I’m usually gracious enough to respond positively when they ask if they can have some of the photos later.

I don’t tend to take a lot of photos at home (although I think Ray would dispute that).  When I’m traveling, however, my camera is always with me.  Always.  We can be just going to dinner, and I’ll bring it along.  Something might happen that I’ll want a photo of!  When Natalie and I went to Puebla, I didn’t bring my camera to dinner and missed getting a photo of the chiles en nogada that we had for dinner the night we arrived.  I may never forgive myself.  We were seriously tempted to have them again just so that I could have the chance.

As much as I’m addicted to photography–and believe you me, when the Adorama weekly specials arrive in my inbox or the quarterly B&H catalog arrives in the mail, it’s like pornography–I still question whether or not I’m a decent photographer.  I’ve taken my share of decent photos, some of which I’ve liked enough to put on the wall in my office or at home.  But then I look at the photos of the pros–some of whom are barely out of high school!–and I feel inadequate. 

And then I pick up my camera and keep trying.

 

I think at the end of this, I’m supposed to tag others for the meme, but I don’t like doing that.  So, here’s the thing: if you do this, leave a message and link in the comments so I can keep track!

It’s Salsa Day!!

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

Friday was another one of my use-it-or-lose-it days off from work (actually, I don’t lose them: anything in excess of a pre-set maximum number of vacation hours converts to sick time at the end of the year. The problem is that at this point I could be out sick for seven months — but I need a doctor’s note after the third day. :roll: )

So, I sat around on me’ bum for a while and got slaughtered on the latest level of Ratchet and Clank (sewer monsters … ugh). And then I hauled my fat posterior to the grocery store so that I could fill my prescriptions and pick up items — I do love the wide variety of products our grocery store offers, it’s just impossible to navigate on weekends or evenings. The pharmacist told me that it was going to take at least 30 minutes to fill my prescription, so I grabbed a shopping cart and wandered through produce … and then it happened.

I saw the celestial light beaming down from the heavens onto a display of green, pointy goodness.

Yes, that’s right, my children: the hatch chilies are coming into season!!!

Hatch chilies are one of the New Mexico chile specialties. They’re named for the town around which they are most commonly grown and range from mild to spicy to blow-your-head-off-hot. They come into season around Labor Day (American Labor Day) and our grocery chain usually sells them in massive quantities.

In fact, as I was greedily stuffing the first of what would be four bursting-at-the-seams produce bags with the chilies, a woman came along and picked up an entire box of them and put it in her cart.

Me: “And I thought I was excited that they were in season … ”

After I went to New Mexico and saw all of the practical applications of green-chile based products, I decided that when the hatch chilies came out this year that I would buy in bulk and make salsas and green chile sauce and store it for the rest of the year.

So, eight pounds of chilies, four pounds of tomatillos, two pounds of tomatoes, four cloves of garlic, and a bunch of cilantro later I left the store with my new weekend project.

And so, Saturday was Salsa Day.

Hatch Green Chile Salsa

And here’s how I did it.

Step 1: Remove the gay basil plant from my work area:

Moving Gay Basil Plant

As you can see, he’s getting pretty big. He also enjoys being outside more often, but still screams loud and clear whenever he wants to come inside or if he’s not getting enough water. He is such a drama queen.

Step 2: Prep the grill for chile roasting:

Get the Grill Ready

OK, so you’ll notice that I’ve lined the grill with aluminum foil. The temperature on our grill is hard to control, and the first batch of chilies that I roasted burned so badly that in several cases not only did the skin blister (which is good) but the flesh underneath charred (which is bad). This actually worked out better for me.

Step 3: Load up the chilies:

Start Charrin’

OK, so this is how I did it. New Mexican roast chile enthusiasts will probably have a heart attack reading this bit, but WAH.

Hot chilies on the right, mild on the left. Grill on hot, indirect heat, for about ten minutes. At this point, the parts of the chilies that were in contact with the foil were black and blistery (I didn’t take pictures – my hands got a little messy for camera holding). I turned them over, let them roast another couple of minutes and then turned the grill off without opening the cover. I let them sit for another five minutes, then unloaded all of the chilies into a stock pot and covered it with plastic wrap:

Steamin Chilies

The trick here, children, is to wait until the chilies are completely cooled down. This may take a while, but if you’re patient, the skins will slide off like a jacket. Trust me on this one: no matter how easy you think the skins are coming off while they’re still warm, it’s nothing compared to how easy it will be once they’ve completely cooled.

If there are any chilies that are being a bit resistant or their skins haven’t loosened enough, you can steam them for a couple of minutes and let them cool.

Step 4: Peel the Tomatillos

Peel the Tomatillos

Despite their name, tomatillos aren’t actually green tomatoes, nor are they related to tomatoes at all. They’re actually relatives of the gooseberry. Bet you didn’t know that, did ya?

Anyway, when you get a batch of fresh tomatillos, you’ve got to remove the husks and wash off the sticky stuff underneath.

Tomatillo-ey Goodness

For salsa, you really want to roast the garlic (not pictured: wrap a head of garlic in aluminum foil and put it in the oven or grill for 30 minutes), tomatoes and tomatillos.

I prefer to start out on indirect heat — if they need to be blackened, I’ll move them over to direct heat at the end. On indirect heat, let them sit for at least half an hour. The skins on the tomatoes should be splitting and the tomatillos should have ‘muddied’ their color a little bit – they’re the color of ripe green apples raw, they should look a little more like spoiled green apples (in color only!) when roasted:

Roastin’ ‘maters

Step 5: Time to make the salsa!

All the ingredients, lined up in a row

OK, here’s how you do it:

  • 8 green chilies (hatch are preferable, otherwise generic New Mexico green chilies. If those aren’t available you can use eight anaheim chilies plus two jalapeños, roasted as above.) The chilies should be roasted, peeled, and have the stems, seeds, and ribs removed.
  • 4 tomatoes, roasted, with the skins removed.
  • 5 tomatillos (about half a pound), roasted.
  • 1-2 cloves roasted garlic (to taste – I love garlic)
  • 1/2 white onion, peeled, quartered, and roasted in a dry pan
  • 2 tablespoons (i.e., a decent sized sprig) cilantro
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp cumin

Stick it all in a blender and puree until nice and smooth.

Step 6: Chill and enjoy!

Final Product

I always find that the salsa needs time for the flavors to mingle – plus, a good number of the ingredients are likely still warm. Put the salsa in the fridge until cool or overnight before serving.

Step 7: Realize that you’ve spent so much time making salsa that you forgot to get anything ready for dinner. Order a pizza.

And I hope your weekends were salsa-riffic!

Video Monday: Torchwood, reconsidered

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Brief weekend recap: I didn’t really do much exciting this weekend. I had Friday off (still trying to use up vacation days), and although I didn’t really intend to, I spent the entire day finishing the last Harry Potter book. So now I know The Secret of How it Ends, which I am far too cowardly to discuss in any great detail here. I will say this: for all the bad press that the New York Times got for publishing a review of the book 36 hours before it hit the stands, they were fairly right about one point: if you’ve been reading the books up until now, nothing that happens should be a surprise. Not even when it’s revealed on page 697 who the final Cylon is.

Let’s see, what else. Oh, I am now the proud owner of a Roomba iRobot, which we wore out yesterday testing it out to see how it would handle the transition between hardwood and carpet and the big hole in the hardwood floor (the answer is “fine” in both cases. Where the Roomba faltered was on the tassels of the area rug we have under the dining table. For the record, the suggestion that maybe we just ought to get rid of the rug to accommodate the Roomba came from Ray, not me.

Mocha’s reaction to the Roomba wasn’t as priceless as I’d hoped – she’s terrified of vacuum cleaners, so I was hoping for something more comical when the vacuum cleaner started following her around. Instead, she started barking at it like she wanted to play with it, and then eventually got bored and sat on the sofa watching it go round in circles. We also discovered the vast amount of hair our dog has been leaving all over the place when we had to empty the thing four times just as it cleaned the living room.

Anyway, moving on to this week’s chosen video. I don’t usually go in for the whole “must download torrents” thing, but when the Doctor Who spin-off Torchwood hit BBC without a proper US release date, I went ahead and did the unspeakable deed. Those of you who’ve seen the show will find this amusing — those of you who haven’t, just bookmark this page and come back once the show starts airing on BBC America in September.

Enjoy:

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Food, Friends and Fun. And Food.

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

It’s been a slightly out-of-the-ordinary weekend for us, in that we’ve spent a ridiculous amount of money on entertaining ourselves, had some lovely meals, and enjoyed the company of people we don’t usually spend much time with. Oh, and Ray’s going to Hell (but we knew that already).

Friday night
Ray and I went out to dinner, which we tend to do on Fridays. This time, however, was a little different because we went somewhere nice, which we usually don’t have the money, time, or inclination to do. It was also a little spur-of-the-moment: we were both in our work clothes still and we had a coupon from Restaurant.com for one of the nicer places in Round Rock, a Cajun place called Gumbo’s. Usually, we look at our collection of coupons and decide we’re not in the mood and end up at Taco Bell, but this time we stuck to our original thought and went off to Gumbo’s, even when we arrived to find that the wait was over an hour for a table.

After a couple of margaritas on the terrace listening to live zydeco and watching the sun set (and, for once, not getting devoured alive by the inevitable post-deluge mosquito population), we were finally seated inside for a lovely … and I do mean lovely … meal.

Dinner on Friday:
To start:
Goat Cheese Salad (Chris): spinach tossed in a smoky bacon vinaigrette, topped with slivered tomatoes and pear slices sprinkled with cajun spice, finished off with goat cheese covered in toasted almonds.

Chicken and jalapeño gumbo (Ray)

Main course:
Chicken Dixie (Ray): blackened chicken breast topped with creamed spinach, bacon, and crab meat over cajun cream sauce, side of dirty rice

Off menu fish special (Chris): tortilla-and-cajun-crusted fillet of red fish topped with blackened prawns over chipotle cream sauce, side of dirty rice

The above was served by a waiter who was about half a degree on the right side of ‘thug.’ Not sure I’d have wanted to meet him in a dark alley … unless, of course, he asked nicely :wink:

By the time we finished it was well past ten o’clock, so we skipped on dessert, despite seeing something tall and chocolate covered delivered to a neighboring table. (We’re dieting – I’m already down four pounds this week!)

We proceeded home, where I started reading and fell asleep — which I have no recollection of doing — and I woke up to discover Ray well into his newly-acquired copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I had been sleeping so hard I didn’t even hear him announce he was going to leave the house.

Saturday
Ray and I did our usual monthly run to Costco, which invariably gets combined with a soup-and-salad stop at the Jason’s Deli around the corner. We really need to learn to start going to Costco on some random weeknight because the place is, invariably, packed on Saturdays and parking is a nightmare.

This Saturday was no exception: Ray (who drives a large pickup) got into a game of parking-spot-chicken with a smaller car, and won. Let me preface the following by pointing out that immediately after, the losing car got a better spot about twenty feet down the aisle.

We get out of the car, only to hear immediately this shrill, hysterical “You’re going to Hell” from the driver of the losing car. (We did sort of see this coming, since she’d leaned on her horn after Ray took the spot.)
Ray: “OK, fine, I’ll go to Hell.”
Woman: “I can’t believe you did that!”
Ray: “What are you complaining about? You got a better spot! And you didn’t even have to wait for it!”
Woman “I have a baby in here!” (Of course, it wasn’t until much later that both of us wondered a) how we were supposed to know that, and b) what that had to do with anything.)
Ray: (walking away) “Have a nice day, lady.”
Woman: “I feel sorry for you!”
Now, I’m rather of the opinion that if you’re going to use profanity, you don’t get to play the baby card, but what do I know?

Needless to say, we finished our shopping there as quickly as we could, since both of us were convinced that she had more pearls of wisdom to deliver — and probably would if she ran into us inside. I secretly wondered if she had left us any additional thoughts on our eventual Destination, maybe keyed into the paint on Ray’s truck or written on the windshield in lipstick, but alas, it was not to be. Apparently she’d realized that leaving the baby in the car on a hot day while taking a moment to yell at someone else wasn’t the wisest idea…

I had been trying to make plans with Michael, my now ex-coworker, for Ray and I to meet up with him and his boyfriend Danny for a couple of weeks, and we finally did so on Saturday night at a little place in Hyde Park called Vino Vino. Ray and I have been trying to make more gay friends, and I thought it would be fun to hang out with another gay couple who still actually seem to like each other, unlike the other gay couple in our circle of friends.

Vino Vino is a little wine bar that has a lot of wine, and is run by a guy who seems to be personally acquainted with every bottle he sells. Not the worst job in the world, if you ask me. I was a little surprised to walk in there at 7 pm on a Saturday afternoon to find that, other than the owner and his yummy bartender, Michael and Danny were the only people there. Then I got a look at the menu prices, which explained a lot — there’s another wine bar in downtown Austin that I’ll direct the boys to for our next outing, as the prices are a little more reasonable.

We had a lovely time, that is, after Danny and Ray forcibly redirected the conversation away from Michael and I commiserating about my current/his former place of work.

Dinner on Saturday:
Prosciutto, roasted tomatoes, arugala & pecorino toscana on ciabatta with a red pepper-garlic aioli (Ray, Michael, and Danny)

Carpaccio, shaved pecorino, capers, and picked onions (Chris)

Cheese plate – selected daily with seasonal fruit (shared, after we all realized that the above wasn’t that filling … and wayyy overpriced)

Dark chocolate mousse with blackberries (Michael and Danny share; Ray)

Anise crème brulee (Chris)

Sunday

So far, Sunday’s been fairly relaxing. We met up with Ray’s coworker Rachel and her husband Sumit at a local bowling alley that’s gone upscale (seriously …).

Lunch on Sunday:
Veggieburger with ‘diet fries’* (Chris, Ray)

Supreme pizza with all of the veggies on one side and the meat on the other (carnivore Rachel and her vegetarian husband)

* diet fries do not exist, but our other option was coleslaw which, given the condition of the lettuce that went on the veggie burgers, we’re both happy not to have seen.

And now I’m sitting here watching some awful program on TV icing my thumb. I don’t really want to go back to work tomorrow, but it is a four-day week for me, so there will be a little less pain and suffering … in my world anyway. :mrgreen:

Hope you had a good weekend!

 

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